you know when your overweight when....

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ma34113
ma34113 Posts: 93 Member
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when after your husband goes to work you have one more plaiting of breakfast (and egg with cholula hot sauce)
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    You have a stomach that looks like you are 7 months pregnant and your not!!
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    when your walking and can hear your thighs rubbing<<<< hate this!
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  • TrailRunner61
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    haha :laugh: @ Connie! I feel your pain! We can do this. I'm tired of looking like I'm pregnant or that I look like a robin. :sad:
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    when your walking and can hear your thighs rubbing<<<< hate this!
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    ...having to use the bathroom isn't a good enough reason to get off the sofa!
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  • Noki1024
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    When you are walking along the road and one builder shouts "Hey luv you ought to be a model" and his mate shouts "Yeah ...for Ford"

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