you know when your overweight when....

ma34113
ma34113 Posts: 93 Member
edited October 7 in Chit-Chat
when after your husband goes to work you have one more plaiting of breakfast (and egg with cholula hot sauce)
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  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    When you are driving along and you notice planes suddenly swerve out of your path.
  • ConnieSG
    ConnieSG Posts: 376
    You have a stomach that looks like you are 7 months pregnant and your not!!
  • cneale91
    cneale91 Posts: 91 Member
    when your walking and can hear your thighs rubbing<<<< hate this!
    x
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    haha :laugh: @ Connie! I feel your pain! We can do this. I'm tired of looking like I'm pregnant or that I look like a robin. :sad:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    when your walking and can hear your thighs rubbing<<<< hate this!
    x
    You are prevented from buying corduroy due to it being a fire hazard?
  • spowell1947
    spowell1947 Posts: 1
    After 44 yrs of marriage your husband finally says you need to do something about your weight.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I had lots of signs but my final one was when I started knocking things over with my *kitten*. Including my kids. Doh.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    i used a spoon to eat the gravy.
  • soulwarder
    soulwarder Posts: 21
    When the doctor recommends surgery or to make funeral arrangements.
  • Noki1024
    Noki1024 Posts: 302
    You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
    When your feet disappear..
  • cottonball77
    cottonball77 Posts: 27
    ...having to use the bathroom isn't a good enough reason to get off the sofa!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    When, as a male, where you pee from because a theory.
  • latinqueencee
    latinqueencee Posts: 120 Member
    the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!
  • Noki1024
    Noki1024 Posts: 302
    ...having to use the bathroom isn't a good enough reason to get off the sofa!
    HAHAHAHA love it!!!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    When you are walking along the road and one builder shouts "Hey luv you ought to be a model" and his mate shouts "Yeah ...for Ford"

    This actually happened to me :sad:
  • iHEARTcardiacnurses
    iHEARTcardiacnurses Posts: 437 Member
    When you drive from your dorm room to the cafeteria. A whooping 100 yards.
  • Noki1024
    Noki1024 Posts: 302
    When you are walking along the road and one builder shouts "Hey luv you ought to be a model" and his mate shouts "Yeah ...for Ford"

    This actually happened to me :sad:
    ouch...what a dirt bag!
  • Noki1024
    Noki1024 Posts: 302
    You get stuck putting on spanx
  • Kristin24C
    Kristin24C Posts: 75 Member
    When you cant reach your toes to paint them
  • oOoMicheleoOo
    oOoMicheleoOo Posts: 139 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Love these :bigsmile:
  • Jljones2787
    Jljones2787 Posts: 82
    I bet he wasn't exactly a looker himself. People can be such *kitten*. You look gorgeous now!!! :happy:
    When you are walking along the road and one builder shouts "Hey luv you ought to be a model" and his mate shouts "Yeah ...for Ford"

    This actually happened to me :sad:
  • velloxal
    velloxal Posts: 78 Member
    People you know congrats your pregnancy :bigsmile:
  • supergr33n
    supergr33n Posts: 69 Member
    the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!

    Yeah, this happens to me.. lost 40 lbs and my stomach skin apparently slaps my thighs during jump tucks. Yay.

    But- awesome on us for still exercising, right?!
  • MLAnniRoc
    MLAnniRoc Posts: 67
    When the underside of your belly sees more of your knees and feet than your eyes do.
  • 0PhAtDaDdY
    0PhAtDaDdY Posts: 569 Member
    My weenie got small.

    O my my, lol...
  • axman19
    axman19 Posts: 79 Member
    You dont wanna take your shirt off at the lake when its 100 degrees out.
  • DisneyAddictRW
    DisneyAddictRW Posts: 800 Member
    When you can run a half marathon and full marathon but refuse to hang up pictures because of the way you look! Just a reminder all the exercise In the world won't lose the belly fat when you don't change your food intake!
  • martalaurazayas
    martalaurazayas Posts: 75 Member
    You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.

    When you can't tie your shoes.
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
    you can feel your car's seatbelt buckle digging into your hip.
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