you know when your overweight when....

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  • mikemod
    mikemod Posts: 5 Member
    You step on your digital scale and the reading says:

    ONE AT A TIME PLEASE!!! :laugh:
  • Kaddyshack21
    Kaddyshack21 Posts: 225 Member
    You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.

    the worst. Not only that but you have to take breather breaks between shoes. SAD.
  • Fattack
    Fattack Posts: 666 Member
    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    When you throw cookies away and then want them back
  • chefgorman
    chefgorman Posts: 45 Member
    When you use a grabby to get paper off the printer while sitting at your desk 4 feet away!!
  • TamsinEllis
    TamsinEllis Posts: 293
    When you sit on someones bed, and both your weights combined break one of the slats underneath, whoops.
  • MollyDurham
    MollyDurham Posts: 39 Member
    You're peacefully tanning in the beach only to suddenly be attacked by a gang of Green Peace volunteers that are trying to roll you back in to the water and saying "hang in there, we're gonna save you"!
  • Quarrysider
    Quarrysider Posts: 56 Member
    you could easily fit a toddler's head into one of your bra cups :/

    Hehe, love this - but I can fit my own head into one of mine!!!! :blushing:
  • LauraMyny
    LauraMyny Posts: 34 Member
    My weenie got small.



    Hahahaha This made me LOL!
  • CherryOnionKiss
    CherryOnionKiss Posts: 376 Member
    When your muffin top have his own satellite
  • jrlittle88
    jrlittle88 Posts: 1
    when you have to squeeze yourself in to the public restroom stall.
  • NBabi91
    NBabi91 Posts: 270 Member
    When a small kid comes up to you points and says "You're fat!"
  • shvits
    shvits Posts: 249 Member
    I don't want my picture taken. If I don't see it then it might not be me really. EEK!
  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
    I'm so with the shoelace tying!

    When your *kitten* takes most things off the table as you turn around and when you swing around to see what happened your boobs knock everything off the shelf :cry:

    when you stare lovingly at people's knee high boots and they ask if you want to try them on but you can't face the embarrassment of them not even going over the cankles!

    when someone says "you dance good for a fat bird" (yep happened to me! Now they say you dance good for an old bird! Seems I can't win!!) But I dance good!!!
    :sad:
  • Bucifan202
    Bucifan202 Posts: 25
    i love that one
  • charm_quark
    charm_quark Posts: 315 Member
    When...
    1. Your bra, makes you markings... and after a while you can't breathe!
    2. You can't zip your jean!
  • shvits
    shvits Posts: 249 Member
    I was going to put a picture of my dog, but I realized I need to see myself as I am.....anyway I decided no picture......Need to think better of myself first
  • AmoreCouture
    AmoreCouture Posts: 255 Member
    ...when you can no longer cross your legs while sitting.
    ...when a regular towel no longer wraps all the way around you.
  • sloneczka
    sloneczka Posts: 18
    BEEN There! (re: getting congrats on a non-existent pregnancy) happened twice this summer :(
  • shellimus
    shellimus Posts: 158 Member
    Your 6'2" 230 lb husband "accidentally" wears your shorts and doesn't realize it until he is at your son's football tryouts....true story!

    Yep, my huband wore ladies shorts to take my son to football tryouts. Oh, the irony! :laugh:
  • cstew44
    cstew44 Posts: 24 Member
    When your phone is in your pocket on vibrate and youve missed the last 4 calls . . .
  • VRuff
    VRuff Posts: 49 Member
    omg i hate that thigh rubbing too! i hear them slapping at times when im doing jumping jacks...sooo embarrasing!
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    You're peacefully tanning in the beach only to suddenly be attacked by a gang of Green Peace volunteers that are trying to roll you back in to the water and saying "hang in there, we're gonna save you"!


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tamiesue2
    tamiesue2 Posts: 149 Member
    You have a stomach that looks like you are 7 months pregnant and your not!!

    This is how I look right now, I have never carried my extra weight here before, I actually had an older woman ask me when I was due... :(
  • val_140
    val_140 Posts: 75
    Absolutely loved all of them. FINALLY, someone or a whole bunch of someones who understand! LOL!


    When you force a shirt on in the dressing room and then have to call for help because you can't get it off
    & not to mention that mini heart attack you get when you realize the shirt may not come off or rip on the way off.. :/
    Yikesky!
  • jlewis2896
    jlewis2896 Posts: 763 Member
    Your 6'2" 230 lb husband "accidentally" wears your shorts and doesn't realize it until he is at your son's football tryouts....true story!

    Yep, my huband wore ladies shorts to take my son to football tryouts. Oh, the irony! :laugh:

    Okay, I just BUSTED up laughing at work! This sounds like something that would happen in my household.....
  • whiterice83
    whiterice83 Posts: 54 Member
    Standing there after weighing myself, all proud for losing 40+ lbs, and ask my 5 year old son, "Does mommy look smaller?", and he responds after surveying me, "Uh, no.".

    Damn it.

    Man kids are the worst. Luckily my son doesn't talk crap about me, but he used to talk crap about my friend Sara IN FRONT OF HER! Luckily he got older and heard my conversations to watch what he says!
  • ford8709
    ford8709 Posts: 140
    The fat clapping, I love this! It happens to me also lol
  • deniseselah
    deniseselah Posts: 225 Member
    You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.

    When you can't tie your shoes.

    Yep that's me. I will admit I rarely untie my shoes - just slip my feet in and out!

    So many of these are SO funny ... and so NOT funny at the same time.
  • lacharp
    lacharp Posts: 66
    What a *kitten*! Although... there is a Ford Modeling Agency, let's just pretend that's what he meant! :wink:
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