you know when your overweight when....

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  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
    When you go on the trampoline with your 3 year old son you jump and bounce him off...!!! :embarassed:

    I pictured this and coffee came out my nose. LMAO! Good one! :D
  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
    When you notice they just don’t make towels as big as they use to! LOL!

    Lol, totally ME! I can't WAIT to have a lot of "towel slack". That will be one of my favorite NSVs! :)

    Oh yeah totally! GOOD ONE!!!!
  • josiesumerlin
    josiesumerlin Posts: 79
    When you keep the lights off in the kitchen so no one notices you are in there getting something to eat at 11 O'clock at night.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    I bet he wasn't exactly a looker himself. People can be such *kitten*. You look gorgeous now!!! :happy:
    When you are walking along the road and one builder shouts "Hey luv you ought to be a model" and his mate shouts "Yeah ...for Ford"

    This actually happened to me :sad:

    Thanks :bigsmile:
  • amandavictoria80
    amandavictoria80 Posts: 734 Member
    This is a great post! Thanks!!!! :)
  • LauraRose03
    LauraRose03 Posts: 140
    Standing there after weighing myself, all proud for losing 40+ lbs, and ask my 5 year old son, "Does mommy look smaller?", and he responds after surveying me, "Uh, no.".

    Damn it.

    lol - I think everyone looks huge to a 5 year old :)

    Lol, seriously! When I was a 15 year old, I was babysitting a four year old and his younger siblings. We were stepping on the bathroom scale. They were like, I dunno, 40 lbs or whatever a 4 year old is supposed to weigh. I stepped on the scale and it shot up to 110 (yeah, 110.) and the four year old goes "WOAH! That's HUGE!" As a 15 year old with low self-esteem I was horrified. Lol, I think back on it now and I just laugh. :)
  • ladybugga3131
    ladybugga3131 Posts: 15 Member
    When you look at yourself in the mirror and know that you are fat when all you see is your double chin! I also agree with Candykay about sex not being appealing because you know that you look fat when your are naked!
  • mbrownks77
    mbrownks77 Posts: 137
    When you first notice your belly sticks out farther than your boobs :sad:
  • Clarecbear82
    Clarecbear82 Posts: 369 Member
    When I told my children if I told my children if they didn't come here in 5seconds I would come and get them and even the baby could out crawl me.

    I only realised how bad I was when I decided to run with my six year old on her scooter the other day and she said "I never knew you could run is it because you've got smaller?"

    Oh and I also had the fat clapping at my jumping jacks lol.
  • knelson422
    knelson422 Posts: 308 Member
    When your 5 year old says, "Mom, the sun is bigger than you, right?" - (I was 8 months pregnant at the time though).
  • kbeller88
    kbeller88 Posts: 139
    When your kids hit your tummy to watch the "waves"
  • mbrownks77
    mbrownks77 Posts: 137
    when sex isnt appealing anymore bc the idea of your husband seeing you naked makes you kringe (even if he tells you, you are beautiful)

    Totally feel like that with my husband and we've been together 10 years :(
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
    when you can't cross your legs...personal experience!
  • recriger
    recriger Posts: 245 Member
    When your pants won't stay in the same place!! You button them...you relax your belly...then you have to pull them back into position to put the belt on. The belly shoved them down to the middle of your *kitten*, and your *kitten* didn't provide enough resistance to fight back!!
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    I had lots of signs but my final one was when I started knocking things over with my *kitten*. Including my kids. Doh.


    :laugh:
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!

    :laugh:
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    ...having to use the bathroom isn't a good enough reason to get off the sofa!

    :noway:
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    i used a spoon to eat the gravy.

    I did this. My family said if I ever started using a straw, they'd know it was time to intervene. :laugh:
  • josiesumerlin
    josiesumerlin Posts: 79
    i used a spoon to eat the gravy.

    I did this. My family said if I ever started using a straw, they'd know it was time to intervene. :laugh:
    hahaha your family sounds funny.
  • RL100less
    RL100less Posts: 15 Member
    When you can't buy a shirt or pants at Macy's..., now it's SYMS..
  • fguillory
    fguillory Posts: 291
    When you are size 32 and whining because average clothes stores dont have your size.

    I just decided if I want those bondage pants my *kitten* has to shrink lol
  • shazzalass
    shazzalass Posts: 10
    when people cant get passed you to get off a busy bus!!
  • Nogo
    Nogo Posts: 105 Member
    You look up your house on Google Earth and see your car but zoom in and it was you, outside, in a red shirt.

    For real though: You see someone you think is fat and tell yourself "I'll do something before I get that big" but a few years later, you are that big...and hadn't done a thing...
  • cneale91
    cneale91 Posts: 91 Member
    when the killer whales at sea world see you and start singing ''we are familyyy, i got all my sisters with me'! hahah
  • sarawoertink
    sarawoertink Posts: 62 Member
    You no longer can see where you need to shave while in the shower... hair patches are not sexy

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  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
    when your recliner groans as you search for your *kitten* groove you've made in it

    when your laptop keys are hard to reach cuz your gut is in the way

    or when you have no lap to put your laptop on...ya balance it on your kneecaps and belly

    when your bedframe makes creaky sqealing sounds when you lay down or roll over

    when you have to get you glasses adjusted to accomodate your face fat
  • slayerdan
    slayerdan Posts: 193
    When you get in your car and the "low air" tire sensors come on.

    When your 9" penis looks like the little man in the boat.

    When the doctor puts you on a carlift to take your temp.

    When you pull your jeans all the way up and it looks like you have on shorts.

    You get upset your hamburger doesnt have an actual 10lb ham on it.

    Your KFC bucket of chicken is a garbage can.

    When you poop you dont know it for 3 days.

    You have to wear someone elses bras.And youre a man.
  • theresa029
    theresa029 Posts: 95
    if someone in the carnival asked you ma'am are you pregnant? coz pregnant is not allowed to ride on the roller coaster..lol
  • slayerdan
    slayerdan Posts: 193
    Your 6'2" 230 lb husband "accidentally" wears your shorts and doesn't realize it until he is at your son's football tryouts....true story!

    Yep, my huband wore ladies shorts to take my son to football tryouts. Oh, the irony! :laugh:

    This made me laugh.
  • slayerdan
    slayerdan Posts: 193
    When you keep spare change in your belly button.

    When your belly hangs so low you trip over it.
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