you know when your overweight when....

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  • Alison_84
    Alison_84 Posts: 86
    when your jeans wear out where your thighs rub together :ohwell:
  • nk17
    nk17 Posts: 141 Member
    When you don't need a table because your stomach works fine to hold things.
  • Kromero09
    Kromero09 Posts: 36
    when your sister was the chubbier one, but your size 11s dont longer fit you, but they fit her
  • twoscimitars
    twoscimitars Posts: 272 Member
    When you can't fit in dining chairs with arms, or restaurant booths.
  • Shell_7609
    Shell_7609 Posts: 786 Member
    when they say " sir you cant get on this ride if the bar doesnt click down on your lap" this happened to me back in 2008

    I had this happen twice before
  • sharishopalot
    sharishopalot Posts: 82 Member
    When you have more chins than the Chinese phone book.....
  • NaytM84
    NaytM84 Posts: 38
    the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!

    OMG that was absolutely funny! LOL

    also my addition.....When it feels like an olympic event just to put on your shoes!
  • airica25
    airica25 Posts: 50 Member
    When you sit down at your desk in college and the table part that swings down so that you can write, won't go any further than your chest. :(

    My husbands latest.
  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
    the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!


    omg im dying of laughter...HAHAHAHAHAHAA so true.
  • frannyannemum
    frannyannemum Posts: 142
    When you notice they just don’t make towels as big as they use to! LOL!

    lol :)
    That's me. I think I was able to wrap a beach towel around my stomach more when I was 8 months pregnant than I could when I first started MFP!!!
  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
    when it's an effort to just turn in your bed and you contemplate bed sores for a good nights sleep.

    when your 4 year old nephew no longer plays 'take Auntie Helen's seat' for fear of her sitting on him actually squashing him

    when you can't remember the last time you saw your feet let alone tie the shoelaces. You bought slip ons ages ago!

    When people ask how Kermit is.
  • arotella
    arotella Posts: 98 Member
    You're "shaking it" in Zumba and your jiggling in areas that you shouldn't be!
  • roxannecoleman
    roxannecoleman Posts: 44 Member
    When you cant reach your toes to paint them

    been there.
  • CrystalMarie253
    CrystalMarie253 Posts: 128
    You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.

    Ooooh I've so been there! Lol!
  • teenio7
    teenio7 Posts: 104 Member
    when your jeans wear out where your thighs rub together :ohwell:

    Haha this happens to me, I'm trying to prevent it from happening again
  • roxannecoleman
    roxannecoleman Posts: 44 Member
    when your jeans wear out where your thighs rub together :ohwell:

    and sweat pants.
  • teenio7
    teenio7 Posts: 104 Member
    when you joke around about being overweight, and the person you are talking to hesitates for 2 seconds and then says, "you aren't fat..." although you already know you are. lol
  • Nessiep
    Nessiep Posts: 171 Member
    People you know congrats your pregnancy :bigsmile:



    that would defo kick me up the butt!!:laugh:
  • ma34113
    ma34113 Posts: 93 Member
    wow awesome posts you guys thanks! my breaking point was when my husband said i had thunder thighs

    and that my stretch marks were my sexy tiger strips!!! ughh nearly made me cry
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
    You're "shaking it" in Zumba and your jiggling in areas that you shouldn't be!


    Hahaha, like this one
    When the Counter assistant at the fast food place knows your first name..... and you know theirs
  • 276NoMore
    276NoMore Posts: 115 Member
    When you go on the trampoline with your 3 year old son you jump and bounce him off...!!! :embarassed:

    HAHAHAHA, funny visual :)
  • JJIGLESIAS
    JJIGLESIAS Posts: 11
    When your 7 year old says " How come I'm flat ( skinny) and you're fat?"
    Or sits on your lap and pinches your fat rolls and says " seriously mom, this is gross"
    When your 7 year old refuses to wear her winter coat because she thinks it makes her look fat like her mom :o(
  • rahonda28
    rahonda28 Posts: 43
    The Wii said I was overwight yet Im the smallest person at the table at my fiances familys christmas (my family hasnt got together for any holiday in 3 years not sure if they are even coming to my wedding in june)
  • dreamzvt
    dreamzvt Posts: 96
    Take the elevator instead of the stairs!
  • AtomicLemon
    AtomicLemon Posts: 63 Member
    When your 7 year old says " How come I'm flat ( skinny) and you're fat?"
    Or sits on your lap and pinches your fat rolls and says " seriously mom, this is gross"
    When your 7 year old refuses to wear her winter coat because she thinks it makes her look fat like her mom :o(

    Sounds like your 7 year old needs to learn some manners..
  • krystonite
    krystonite Posts: 553 Member
    You know you're overweight when you roll over in your sleep and wake up to a dead spouse.
  • AtomicLemon
    AtomicLemon Posts: 63 Member
    When you[re taking clothes out pf the dryer and your husband says, "Sweetheart, you dropped a T shirt", and you look back and realize it's not a T shirt, but your underwear.. :embarassed: I have a shirt the same crazy color, but of course I never told him it was my huge *kitten* undies.
  • BrandiParsonRNC
    BrandiParsonRNC Posts: 25 Member
    WOW! These are all so great and made me laugh quite a bit!!!

    Most are taken but.... When you do the chicken dance at weddings and you actually have wings to fully fit in with the song!
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    when ppl ask you to do the chuffle shuffle

    when you eat butter with a spoon

    when you eat sugar sandwiches

    when you lick everyone elses plate

    when you clean yourself with a rag on a stick
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    When you could definitely pass for being 8 months pregnant...
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