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    you know when your overweight when....

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    • Posts: 86
      when your jeans wear out where your thighs rub together :ohwell:
    • Posts: 141 Member
      When you don't need a table because your stomach works fine to hold things.
    • Posts: 36
      when your sister was the chubbier one, but your size 11s dont longer fit you, but they fit her
    • Posts: 272 Member
      When you can't fit in dining chairs with arms, or restaurant booths.
    • Posts: 786 Member
      when they say " sir you cant get on this ride if the bar doesnt click down on your lap" this happened to me back in 2008

      I had this happen twice before
    • Posts: 82 Member
      When you have more chins than the Chinese phone book.....
    • Posts: 38
      the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!

      OMG that was absolutely funny! LOL

      also my addition.....When it feels like an olympic event just to put on your shoes!
    • Posts: 50 Member
      When you sit down at your desk in college and the table part that swings down so that you can write, won't go any further than your chest. :(

      My husbands latest.
    • Posts: 164 Member
      the clapping you're hearing while exercising is not your imaginary cheering squad, it's your fat!


      omg im dying of laughter...HAHAHAHAHAHAA so true.
    • Posts: 142
      When you notice they just don’t make towels as big as they use to! LOL!

      lol :)
      That's me. I think I was able to wrap a beach towel around my stomach more when I was 8 months pregnant than I could when I first started MFP!!!
    • Posts: 638 Member
      when it's an effort to just turn in your bed and you contemplate bed sores for a good nights sleep.

      when your 4 year old nephew no longer plays 'take Auntie Helen's seat' for fear of her sitting on him actually squashing him

      when you can't remember the last time you saw your feet let alone tie the shoelaces. You bought slip ons ages ago!

      When people ask how Kermit is.
    • Posts: 98 Member
      You're "shaking it" in Zumba and your jiggling in areas that you shouldn't be!
    • Posts: 44 Member
      When you cant reach your toes to paint them

      been there.
    • Posts: 128
      You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.

      Ooooh I've so been there! Lol!
    • Posts: 104 Member
      when your jeans wear out where your thighs rub together :ohwell:

      Haha this happens to me, I'm trying to prevent it from happening again
    • Posts: 44 Member
      when your jeans wear out where your thighs rub together :ohwell:

      and sweat pants.
    • Posts: 104 Member
      when you joke around about being overweight, and the person you are talking to hesitates for 2 seconds and then says, "you aren't fat..." although you already know you are. lol
    • Posts: 171 Member
      People you know congrats your pregnancy :bigsmile:



      that would defo kick me up the butt!!:laugh:
    • Posts: 93 Member
      wow awesome posts you guys thanks! my breaking point was when my husband said i had thunder thighs

      and that my stretch marks were my sexy tiger strips!!! ughh nearly made me cry
    • Posts: 241 Member
      You're "shaking it" in Zumba and your jiggling in areas that you shouldn't be!


      Hahaha, like this one
      When the Counter assistant at the fast food place knows your first name..... and you know theirs
    • Posts: 115 Member
      When you go on the trampoline with your 3 year old son you jump and bounce him off...!!! :embarassed:

      HAHAHAHA, funny visual :)
    • Posts: 11
      When your 7 year old says " How come I'm flat ( skinny) and you're fat?"
      Or sits on your lap and pinches your fat rolls and says " seriously mom, this is gross"
      When your 7 year old refuses to wear her winter coat because she thinks it makes her look fat like her mom :o(
    • Posts: 43
      The Wii said I was overwight yet Im the smallest person at the table at my fiances familys christmas (my family hasnt got together for any holiday in 3 years not sure if they are even coming to my wedding in june)
    • Posts: 96
      Take the elevator instead of the stairs!
    • Posts: 63 Member
      When your 7 year old says " How come I'm flat ( skinny) and you're fat?"
      Or sits on your lap and pinches your fat rolls and says " seriously mom, this is gross"
      When your 7 year old refuses to wear her winter coat because she thinks it makes her look fat like her mom :o(

      Sounds like your 7 year old needs to learn some manners..
    • Posts: 553 Member
      You know you're overweight when you roll over in your sleep and wake up to a dead spouse.
    • Posts: 63 Member
      When you[re taking clothes out pf the dryer and your husband says, "Sweetheart, you dropped a T shirt", and you look back and realize it's not a T shirt, but your underwear.. :embarassed: I have a shirt the same crazy color, but of course I never told him it was my huge *kitten* undies.
    • Posts: 25 Member
      WOW! These are all so great and made me laugh quite a bit!!!

      Most are taken but.... When you do the chicken dance at weddings and you actually have wings to fully fit in with the song!
    • Posts: 1,015 Member
      when ppl ask you to do the chuffle shuffle

      when you eat butter with a spoon

      when you eat sugar sandwiches

      when you lick everyone elses plate

      when you clean yourself with a rag on a stick
    • Posts: 1,351 Member
      When you could definitely pass for being 8 months pregnant...
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