Write to the person that annoyed you today!
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Darling Coworkers -
If you need to complain about doing the mail and ask me to do it, don't complain that I now do it every day. It's mail, not discovering life on other planets. I won't get a Nobel for it so why does it bother you so much. And if you want to say I SORTED something wrong, tell me to my face and not down the hall where I can hear you. IT'S MAIL AND I'M NOT A MAIL CLERK.
Furthermore, sending me emails with abbreviations that only YOU know does not help me understand what you need done. Let's try for a bit of clarity. It will help us all.
Smooches!0 -
Dear Self,
Way to go ordering and devouring raviolis and garlic bread for dinner. You totally blew your calorie count for the day. Your lack of self control is pathetic and you are never going to reach your goal with moves like this. Do you want to be the fat *kitten* at your sister's wedding? Do you want to have sausage arms hanging out as you walk down the aisle in front of your entire family? Stop being weak and making excuses, get serious and lose this weight!
This made me feel
Don't be so hard on yourself babe xx0 -
Dear Mother
You do not need to be on 'SlimFast'
If you turn to the side you will disappear
Even the fact that you talk about how 'fat' you are, is insulting to me
Listen to every person who knows you when they say you have a great figure, and you can't afford to lose any weight
Love, your daughter
Dear Fiance
When you're finished with the butter, it goes in the fridge. It definitely doesn't want to be left out on the counter overnight with the lid off. Also, teabags and empty yoghurt containers go in the bin. Repeat after me, B.I.N spells BIN. It's where empty stuff goes when you are finished using it. While on topic, the bin needs to go out once a week, on Fridays. I am a girl and I don't need bin-juice on my shoes. So I would deeply appreciate your help with that
that felt good
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Dear new member of staff,
I have given you very simple instructions to follow. You still do not understand the aim of the exercise.. I am beginning to wonder.
Dear Business Support Unit
please do read what I write on the form, before you decide to send it back to me, unread but demanding that I provide you with paperwork, that is not needed. Also, it would be wonderful if you guys could now and then use your brains, rather than twiddeling your thumbs and making me do overtime...0 -
Dear Manboobs.
Get the hell off me. I almost tucked a buck this morning when I brushed my teeth shirtless.0 -
Dear manipulative, selfish, passive-aggressive ex-husband,
Don't start a fight and then get all butt-hurt when you actually GET one. If you choose an action, you also choose its consequences.
Go screw yourself- glad it's not my job anymore.
Kiss my *kitten*,
Your (thankfully!) ex-wife.0 -
Dear Boss & Coworkers,
I am not a mind reader, it is NOT my job to know where the hell you put things. Maybe open your eyes and use half of your brain and MAYBE just MAYBE you'll remember where you put $h!t. Leave me alone and let me finish my darn lunch break in peace!0 -
Same guy, different letter
Dear DAD,
Please stop acting like a three-year-old. You constantly boast about your 'great' computer skills, yet whenever you sit down AT a computer, all those aforementioned 'skills' fly right out the window. NO, i do not know how to 'remove the white background from a web page'. Need I remind you that I never actually have to perform that task on my computer, so it's beyond me. Also, if I tell you that I cannot do something, that means such. Coming to LOOK at the effin computer won't help anything, so stop calling my name. ...it's very annoying.
Calling you all types of names under my breath,
CannibalisticVegetarian
P.s.: When you son comes home and tells you that even HE does not know how to fix it, do not stand outside my bedroom door and loudly exclaim, 'Well at least you LOOKED at the computer'. The time for you to be in a retirement center is nearing, and I'm keeping tabs. ^__^0 -
Dear Female Driver,
I understand that you may have had a lot of cramps this morning BUT it doesnt excuse your driving. You really shouldnt drive when you can barely focus- you nearly hit my car from the side several times. Also, you dont deserve your Mercedes.0 -
Dear administrative assistant.
It's your job to handle all of the little niggling things that come up around here. When the coke machine is demanding exact change, won't take anything but quarters, and a coke is $1.40, it's your job to call the company to come fix it. When I come to you with this problem, the proper response isn't "You can call the number on the side of the machine." I'm going to remember this on Administrative Assistant's day, you can count on that!0 -
(was picking up lunch for my son last of the minute thing since I forgot to pick up the stuff from the grocery list.)
Dear McDonald's Employ,
While I understand that your job is not particularly thrilling, it's still your job and surely not rocket science. When you ask me for my order and I tell you "I need a 6pc nugget meal with milk, for a boy and apple's instead of fries." and when you ring me up for $8.56 for this meal, when that is all I ordered, I have an issue with that. Expect me to get annoyed. Then when I'm trying to correct your problem, you can't even look at me in the face and apologize for your screw up but to tell your manager that I wasn't speaking clearly? REALLY? Open your ear's I said "I NEED A" not "I NEED 2" a and 2 do not even sound anything like each other. Remember, customer is always right (which I use to work with the public service, I know this is not true but that's what I was taught when I was 16 and worked at mcdonalds.)
Sincerely,
Annoyed mama trying to rush to the school before her son's school lunch starts.
(Yes I bought my son McDonald's so please if you have a problem with that, I didn't ask you for your opinion. He is allowed it once in awhile, I do not buy it for him all the time, he is lucky to get it in a 6 month span if that.)0 -
Dear self,
you were annoying as heck today! get a life and stop bugging me!
the end0 -
**BEFORE YOU READ, there is edited swearing below... just a heads up.**
---To the annoying dieting know-it-alls:
It's ridiculously annoying when you all try to tell people what works for you is what we ALL should be doing. So what if my cal intake setting is lower than yours? So what if I'm trying to loose 2lbs a week aka the 'fast' way. That doesn't mean I'm doing this WRONG so long as I'm staying within healthy boundaries. If my doctor is fine with this plan, then why should it bother you when I didn't ask for your input.
Stop being annoying d*cks & b*tches. My doctor knows me better than you, and I know myself better than anyone. If my doc and I are cool with this plan, then back the *kitten* off.0 -
dear lady at curves,
you smell like bubble gum and clover cigs, and that is just disgusting. you don't go work out in a gym, much less work at one, if you're going to ruin it by being unhealthy smoking. ugh. you completely ruined my appetite with your scent btw, and i already have issues with eating as it is thanks to my medication. thanks so much lady.0 -
After reading the umpteenth facebook status about how she's just eaten loads of ice cream / pizza / pork roast / cake etc and how she doesn't know whether something's arrived because the mailbox is "too far" from her house, from someone who constantly whines that she's overweight, and that eating is too complicated for her now she's (unsurprisingly) been diagnosed with diabetes, I just want to shout at her "For Christ SAKES, LOOK at what you've just posted about being proud about, just look at it... No WONDER you're so incredibly FAT"
Obviously, she WANTS to a healthier lifestyle, but doesn't have the will to make it happen, so that sort of response would be counter-productive, but honestly there is a limit to how long I can bite my tongue before I either suggest she deals with her issues, or defriend her and walk away.
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Dear woman at the train station,
I really loved it when you undertook the car I was in to try to get a bit further ahead in the queue of traffic around the car park; I really enjoyed it when you beeped your horn at us and stuck your finger up; and I cannot begin to describe the admiration with which I witnessed you swearing enough for a whole jury in front of your toddler son. Sorry that we were in the queue first and should happen to get in your way.
love,
your adoring fan who nearly missed their train.
Dear drunk football fans on the train,
I like football too; there's nothing wrong with that. Nothing particularly wrong with singing football songs that are relatively clean at the tops of your voices, either. Even throwing packets of crisps across the isles is relatively alright. But something tells me that, even if you HAVE just won a match, stealing someone's crutches is not particularly nice.
Love,
the person sat behind you who is REALLY struggling to walk.0 -
Dear Professor,
I am very upset with you. When I registered for this semester, I scheduled all my classes in the evening and one on Saturday. All of them but your's of course. Yours was only offered MWF from 11-11:50a. or 6:50p on a Monday which conflicts with another class. Luckily I have an awesome employer that promotes education. So I was able to request to extend my lunch from 1/2 hr to 1 hour and make up the time by coming in early and leaving late. Now because 50mins is not enough time for you and you would rather not come on Friday, you want to extend Monday and Wednesday's class. Now I am sure most of the rest of the class really like the idea of not coming Fridays, but what about me and the other students that can't stay the extra time? Some have classes immediately following yours ( your regularly scheduled time) and I have to return to work. Oh, that's right, you said we would not be penalized for leaving 25 mins early. What about at test time? Won't we be penalized because we missed out on part of your lecture? Its not like you put notes on blackboard. There are different choices for classes so that students can pick the one that works into their schedule. I would not schedule a class that does not work for me, and then ask you to change your time. OH and to top it all off, you didn't say this in the first day, not even the 2nd day YOU waited until the 3rd day the LAST day to drop/add classes. So i couldn't drop yours and add another. I find you to be very RUDE, INCONSIDERATE and SELFISH. I will NEVER take another class with you. This is going to be a LOOONG semester.
OAN: To the people in charge of the parking on campus.....WHAT did I pay $60 for a pass for? I CANNOT find a parking spot. You know why? Because all the cheap people that don't want to pay are taking up all the spots. Please do your job and either : ticket those drivers or build more parking lots.
Thank you for reading my rant! It felt really good to get that off my chest!0 -
Dear Husband's parents (no, you don't deserve the proper titles),
I married your son 9 years ago. It is time for you to stop treating me and my daughters from my first marriage like a temporary smudge on your family history that your son will soon wipe clean. We aren't going anywhere. You can go ahead and spend the holidays with his ex-wife, that's okay by me, but honestly, it's time to let her go or marry her yourself. Perhaps once you do, you'll realize why your son divorced her.
And by the way, I would appreciate that, after you do that, you wouldn't come to my house, act like my children don't exist, and then make a crack about my and my husband's weight before you leave. It is beyond rude, and I'm tired of it. You are about to lose your son forever....you have already lost your grandchildren.
Signed:
Pissed off wife #20 -
dear roommates boyfriend. you're a really nice guy. but if i hear you yelling from the living room and i'm in my bedroom with my door shut.,i'm probably not in the mood to hear your yelling.0
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Dear mil & fil,
I find it extremely offensive that you play favorites to your grandchildren. You have 5 but you really only spend time with two ( not mine). They live hours away, we live five minutes away and yet you'll travel,to see them but NEVER once to see ours. My children are wonderful kids. They are smart, funny, and would love to see you more than just Easter and Christmas. So, yeah kiss my butt. Your missing out.0 -
Dear Son,
Mommy and daddy have put you to bed, go to sleep! Stop getting up and going to the restroom to play with stuff, you are 8 years old, you are well old enough to know better. You cut your finger because you climbed up on the counter to get to the razors and you played with them, I have no idea what you were thinking, but this is one reason why you don't get to stay up later on the weekend, because you want to get wind up and not behave. Just remember, you've not gotten the xbox yet, you are so close about to lose it.
Love,
Your mother!0 -
(Yup I'm reviving this thread!)
Dear Cousin,
You have done called me today and we chatted, you asked me what all I was doing today. I told you how busy I am. I have over 600 photo's to edit and 3 hat's to make. You know what all I'm dealing with. Now texting me every 5 minutes asking me what I'm doing is only going to tick me off. So please, quit texting me. I'm not answering because I'm busy. And yes I am rejecting your phone call's, I told you, I'm busy.
*runs back to working on her hat...*0 -
Dear Jay,
I usually don't mind too much when tenants leave a mess behind. But you're different. You insisted that I treat you with dignity. You complained about the inconvenience when I replaced an oven. Then you left all your **** behind. I had to wash your child's snot off the walls, her "artwork" had to be painted over, her teethmarks are still imprinted all over those new 2" wood blinds in the living room. You never washed the walls and trim while you were there. I removed your "history" for you. What about those leaves piled up on the driveway since last fall? Did you never pull a weed in your 2 years? Your dogs used the sunroom for a bathroom. And the living room. And the finished basement. ALL the carpets reek of urine. The walls should be sealed, too. Why did you move out? WHY? Because you wanted a clean house again! Calling you a pig insults pigs.0 -
Dear pet store employees who work at [insert name of chain store here],
I am currently fostering two beautiful baby boy ferrets. They are up for adoption now, and hopefully will get adopted quickly. Let me tell you a bit about them.
I have named them Marshmallow and Rocky. Even though they were 10 & 9 months old, respectively, they did not have names yet because they spent their entire lives in the poorly ventilated tank at your store all because you didn’t want to sell them. Because you didn’t want to see them go, you lied to people and did everything in your power to prevent them from getting loving homes. You wanted them to be your store pets.
Fast forward 7 months. They are not babies now. They are too old to sell, per your store standards. They are both obese and pant when they run and play because they spent their entire lives in a cage with only a few feet to walk around. They were so excited when they finally got to play yesterday (for probably the first time ever) that they ran around for about 5 hours. So hopefully they will get back down to a healthy weight soon.
I truly want to believe you meant well, wanting them to be your “store pets”. But what did you truly think was going to happen?? A ferret can’t live his entire life in a cage in a store. But I notice that when the regional manager told you they had to go, none of you stepped up to buy or adopt them and give them a forever home. You’re very lucky that the rescue group was there. Otherwise who knows where these precious little boys would have ended up.
Anyway, Rocky and Marshmallow are with me now. They will be with me until they get a forever home. They will run and play every day, they will eat healthy food instead of the crap your store feeds them and they will sleep in warm blankets every night.
I truly hope that you never pull anything this stupid again. If you can’t handle selling animals, then perhaps [insert chain store name] is not the place for you to work. In the end, you only ended up hurting these two little ones and I hope you realize that so that you never let this happen again.
Sincerely,
Concerned foster mom0 -
:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:Dear pet store employees who work at [insert name of chain store here],
I am currently fostering two beautiful baby boy ferrets. They are up for adoption now, and hopefully will get adopted quickly. Let me tell you a bit about them.
I have named them Marshmallow and Rocky. Even though they were 10 & 9 months old, respectively, they did not have names yet because they spent their entire lives in the poorly ventilated tank at your store all because you didn’t want to sell them. Because you didn’t want to see them go, you lied to people and did everything in your power to prevent them from getting loving homes. You wanted them to be your store pets.
Fast forward 7 months. They are not babies now. They are too old to sell, per your store standards. They are both obese and pant when they run and play because they spent their entire lives in a cage with only a few feet to walk around. They were so excited when they finally got to play yesterday (for probably the first time ever) that they ran around for about 5 hours. So hopefully they will get back down to a healthy weight soon.
I truly want to believe you meant well, wanting them to be your “store pets”. But what did you truly think was going to happen?? A ferret can’t live his entire life in a cage in a store. But I notice that when the regional manager told you they had to go, none of you stepped up to buy or adopt them and give them a forever home. You’re very lucky that the rescue group was there. Otherwise who knows where these precious little boys would have ended up.
Anyway, Rocky and Marshmallow are with me now. They will be with me until they get a forever home. They will run and play every day, they will eat healthy food instead of the crap your store feeds them and they will sleep in warm blankets every night.
I truly hope that you never pull anything this stupid again. If you can’t handle selling animals, then perhaps [insert chain store name] is not the place for you to work. In the end, you only ended up hurting these two little ones and I hope you realize that so that you never let this happen again.
Sincerely,
Concerned foster mom0 -
Love this thread!
To everyone who has ever angered me:
If you haven't anything nice to say, then say nothing at all!!!!
Do unto others, as you would have done to you!!!!
Be the change that you want to see in the world!!!
Love thy neighbor!!!!
Etc., etc. etc....0 -
LMFAO ok I'm gonna get back to this thread. This was hilarious! I'm on my way to walmart so I might have a lot of "dear" letters coming!0
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Dear v100 classic rock station,
Why'd you play Dave Matthews this morning?! Thank you for following up your disaster with some 'Cocaine.'0 -
Dear wasp who tried to kill me at the bus stop,
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?! Just because I smell good doesn't mean you need to get ALL UP IN MY FACE, EVERY day, at EVERY bus stop, on EVERY sidewalk!! I can't wait until winter when it's -40 degrees and you are DEAD AND GONE!!!
I hate you.0 -
Dear rich snobby parents,
I am a lifeguard, not a babysitter. You're kids are getting yelled at because they are breaking rules over and over again, not because I am mean, a *****, or on a power trip. I will make them sit out because they need to learn that they cant disobey rule set up to keep them safe. Just because you have money doesn't mean I am going to let your spoiled brats get away with behavior that could get them hurt. Its what they pay me to do, Jackwagons. If you can't understand that by all means, watch your own damn kids.
Sincerely,
aggravated lifeguard0
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