Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris wears the food chain around his neck.0
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They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.0
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Chuck Norris can make a stuffed animal bleed.0
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They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
No joke, I live next to Chuck Morris street.0 -
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.0
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.0
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up...he pushes the ground down.0
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Chuck Norris has a website. It's called the Internet.0
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They once named a street in my town after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
No joke, I live next to Chuck Morris street.
That is awesome.0 -
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.0
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Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.0 -
too funny, i had not heard that one:laugh:0
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A Klondike bar would do anything for Chuck Norris.0
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The only person who cried the day chuck norris was born was the doctor. No one spanks chuck norris0
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.0
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Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
This...Is...Awesome!!!!0 -
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of Surprise.0
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Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.0
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when chuck s daughter lost her virginity.........chuck got it back0
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There is no such thing as thunder. Only Chuck Norris' laughter.
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