Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...

I was at the gym an hour after eating a huge breakfast and fast food for lunch (healthy I know). I got off the treadmill and was just about to do weights...I started doing leg lifts and then I was dizzy so I laid down the weights...stood up slowly...held onto a rail and passed out. Everyone assumed I was the anorexic kid and tried feeding me orange juice and told me to eat. I was full at the time :sick:

Got crushed by the leg press machine while I was trying to escape a guy's fart that was doing squats next to me.
I also slipped in the steam room and fell on a naked dude on my way out, felt so bad and disgusted at the same time.

Sadly my gym is quite close to my work so you usually see all the colleagues butt naked in the sauna and steam room, can only imagine the horror if I would have fell on my boss instead of a random dude.

Okay...this one is really funny. Sorry man!:blushing:

That video is hilarious!!!

Everybody farts at pilates, I have heard it called Pi-Fart-ees...the likelihood increases with age though! One older lady at a session I was in did this really spectacularly long fart, never heard anything like it...sadly she never came back to class.

lmao

So in dance we have this awesome large accented large British lady that insults all of us dancer when we get sized, telling us how many inches you gain every year (she remembers and only sees you like once a year). I remember her poking one of the skinny dancers in the tummy and telling them they gained *this many* inches. I thought it was funny...until she cried. Anyway she did the same thing to me immediately after and I poked her back and told her the same lol...So...My dance instructor was teaching a pilates class (this was a new thing) and the loud mouth no shame seamstress decided to attend. They were doing some kinda exercise that made her let out a huge vagina fart. Instead of laughter everyone held it in from fear of the loud mouthed British lady. Only time I've heard about that she went red faced and had nothing to say.

I was running on treadmill and my earphones kept falling out. I was in the zone so i never looked down and just kept trying to push my earphones back into my ears. After 20 minutes of this, I finally got tired of it and looked down. My ear bud was missing. I looked all around and couldn't find it. That's when I realized it was lodged in my ear. I had to go to the emergency room. When the Doctor walked in, he asked me if he had permission to laugh at me! They had to use these long tweezer like things to pull it out of my ear. I will never use earbuds again.

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

Yes. Yes we do! :laugh:

High School - was power lifting, hang cleans specifically...got the weight too far infront of me and threw 225 lbs into the sheetrock wall. You can imagine the silence around the room after I had put two large holes and one skinny indention about 3-4 feet up the wall.

Years ago I was working out at Curves. After I'd finished working out, I went to the restroom to change clothes. When I came out it was empty and the doors were locked/lights off. I think I had to bang on the glass and get the attention of the girl walking to her car in the parking lot.

A few weeks ago I was taking a yoga class. When I went to get into downward dog not only did I fart but my boobs also fell out of my sports bra and were free in my shirt to shift tword my face. Now I wear two sports bras.

I ripped my workout pants almost front to back on the hip abductor machine... big ol' loud rip ... only got one rep in on that one.
Then there's the more common times when you're really sweaty and you leave a butt mark on the seat or bench.. but that's not too bad, wipe it off.

I hate leaving sweaty butt marks! So gross!

Years ago I was working out at Curves. After I'd finished working out, I went to the restroom to change clothes. When I came out it was empty and the doors were locked/lights off. I think I had to bang on the glass and get the attention of the girl walking to her car in the parking lot.

Oh no! That girl wasn't very observant!

I was on that thigh thing, abductor mebbe?
The one where its on the inside of your legs and forces them open and you have to push them closed and its attatched to weights....ANYWAAAY (sounds like a molesteror machine)

I was doing that
I stopped to talk to someone
My best mate put it on the heaviest weight
My legs got wrenched open
All the muscles ever got pulled
And I screeched:

"YOU'VE BROKEN MY VAGINA"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared, and I hobbled away

OMG!!!! I'm sorry but this made me almost pee my pants....:laugh:

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This happened yesterday. I was on the elliptical and hella nasty farted. The janitor walked behind me and proceeded to fan the air with her "caution wet floor" sign.

AKA she fanned my fart out of the air standing almost directly behind me for like 5 whole minutes. I wanted to cry.

Oh my cow! Funniest thing ever!

Jaena M... I am crying! Horrible... but at least you have a hilarious story to tell!

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

I am crying at work right now and everyone is looking at me!!!!!!!!!!