Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...
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Oh man..I was on the treadmill and I dropped my phone while it was running and without thinking I just bent down to get it and it was going about 6 mph and in 2 seconds it had pushed me onto the floor and everyone was just staring at me...haha so humiliating
I did similar at home...the worst part was bf and son took no notice, even though it must have sounded like an elephant falling over! They didn't even look to see if I was ok! Hmmmmmm you know who your friends are!0 -
It didn't happen to me, thankfully, but I was embarrassed for her.....
It was when thong exercise wear was in fashion. (This was the late 80's.) This one lady put on an obviously brand new thong outfit and had the bottoms on backwards. Talk about camel toe.
No one told her and she went through the entire step class that way. :noway:0 -
~I was done with my workout and talking to a few people who had been in the class after. Someone said something funny and we all laughed...and I farted. But it wasn't just a fart it was incredibly loud and my fart "laughed" with me. Everyone heard it and we couldn't help it because it sounded so much like a laugh...we laughed at it...which caused me to fart laugh again...and again...and again. By the time my body decided to stop being a side show attraction we had all laughed ourselves into tears.
Anything to do with farting makes me laugh! i'm crying again!!!!0 -
I was in the steam room once and there was a lady who was 50 years old in there and she was naked, I'm a little more conservative and wear a bathing suit but anyways...
she was lying down on the bench and was doing the 'bicycle' with her legs. you know, back on the bench, legs up in the air moving around and showing me everything... so that was awkward so i just looked the other way.
She kept telling me about her sex life and how being 50 doesnt stop her from 'having a good time'
THEN...
she started peeling a grapefruit so i thought she was going to eat it. NOPE. she squeezed the juices all over her naked body and was especially interested in massaging the boobies...
have u ever smelled grapefruit in a hot sauna??? its disgusting! Smells like rotten fruit! Like, who does this???!?!
Thats when I decided to leave...0 -
Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.
I am crying at work right now and everyone is looking at me!!!!!!!!!!
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This isn't really a GYM story... but it's how I work out my arms!
I do archery and I shoot with a compound bow. Long story short we don't use our fingers to draw the bow back, we use a release. I was drawing my bow back (~50 pounds) and I accidentally shot it off and my hand came back and I punched myself in the face/jaw HARD. It ended up bruising and I looked ridiculous...
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Got crushed by the leg press machine while I was trying to escape a guy's fart that was doing squats next to me.
I also slipped in the steam room and fell on a naked dude on my way out, felt so bad and disgusted at the same time.
Sadly my gym is quite close to my work so you usually see all the colleagues butt naked in the sauna and steam room, can only imagine the horror if I would have fell on my boss instead of a random dude.
OMG! That's horrible! I'm sure the naked dude was just as embarressed and disgusted. LOL0 -
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I was running on the treadmill and wanted to envision something better than the person running in front of me. So I closed my eyes and fell off, and hit the next treadmill and messed up the person on that one.0
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OMG this is too funny. Great for a Friday!0
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I tried to be cocky and do chest press with too heavy dumbells (12kg each) - it fell of my chest while everyone was watching! Had to go and put it back and get a lighter one...0 -
I was on that thigh thing, abductor mebbe?
The one where its on the inside of your legs and forces them open and you have to push them closed and its attatched to weights....ANYWAAAY (sounds like a molesteror machine)
I was doing that
I stopped to talk to someone
My best mate put it on the heaviest weight
My legs got wrenched open
All the muscles ever got pulled
And I screeched:
"YOU'VE BROKEN MY VAGINA"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared, and I hobbled away
OMG!!!! I'm sorry but this made me almost pee my pants....:laugh:
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I ran for 40 minutes on the treadmill, finished and went to the restroom to see my sweats were on backwards with 'Adidas" across my butt cheek.0
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~When I was younger I would go work out at the YMCA, mainly because I had a crush on a guy who worked as a lifeguard there in the afternoons. I was walking around the pool staring at him instead of paying attention to where I was going and ran into this guy who was built like a brick wall. It knocked me off my feet and I not only fell into the pool but lost my top as I fell and hit my head too, so the boy I had a huge crush on in high school had to come drag topless me out of the pool.
~I was done with my workout and talking to a few people who had been in the class after. Someone said something funny and we all laughed...and I farted. But it wasn't just a fart it was incredibly loud and my fart "laughed" with me. Everyone heard it and we couldn't help it because it sounded so much like a laugh...we laughed at it...which caused me to fart laugh again...and again...and again. By the time my body decided to stop being a side show attraction we had all laughed ourselves into tears.
That last one, oh wow! I'm trying not to laugh out loud at work, must try harder!0 -
i don't go to the gym... but last nite i was on my treadmill @ home & i was doing a little cool down walk & i was singing kanye west's "all falls down" REALLY hard... & i close my eyes (still singing hard) & lost my balance!! didn't fall, but i laughed so hard at myself!! like, how funny & ironic would it have been to "fall down" while singing "all falls down" :laugh: :laugh:0
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This was years ago- before I had kids. I was doing really well with diet and exercise and was in great shape. I wanted to change up my exercise routine a bit and thought I'd swim laps for a half hour or so. Well, you don't just wake up one day and swim laps. Swimming is very strenuous. Unfortunately, I had to learn this the hard way. So I get to the YMCA and there's the obligatory hot male lifeguard there, but nobody else is in the pool. I thought they were maybe closing soon, so I asked how late the pool is open. You know- like I'm going to shut this place down after midnight or something. He says 8 pm, and it was around noon. Plenty of time. Yeah, I managed to swim one length of the pool before I started sucking wind, then slunk out of there with my tail between my legs. I haven't tried swimming laps since then.0
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Tripping on the long distance treadmill w/ the tread - my 1st time at my WORK GYM!0
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I teared up at spin class last week I had a pulled muscle in my neck but I was crying more bc I stepped on the scale before class and felt sad and the workout was even tougher than before and I teared up!! luckily it was dark!0
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i tripped and fell on a treadmill, sprinting, and hit it, and it immediately shot me off the back into the wall.....................
OMG that is my absolute fear every time that I'm on the treadmill!!!
Oh my.....hence the reason I don't do treadmills! If I'm gonna run..I run on the indoor track! Plus, treadmills whack out my equillibrium!0 -
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I, too, biffed it on the treadmill. I was running, trying to adjust my headband when I accidentally slid it over my eyes. I couldn't see, and somehow in the process ended up with one foot on the tread and one foot on the side of the treadmill. I was trying desperately to correct my footing and restore my vision, and let's be real, I'm not that coordinated. There was a moment of clarity when I was able to recognize that I had to give up and just what that meant...right before I flew off the treadmill into an eliptical machine behind me...that was occupied. It was like watching a funny scene in a stupid romantic comedy, except it wasn't a movie. And it hurt. But not as much as I'd always thought it must. I skinned up my knee pretty bad. And I was so embarrassed that my only solution was to get BACK on the treadmill and finish my last two miles as if nothing happened. A few minutes later an employee of the gym was walking toward me. I was convinced he was going to cancel my membership. Clearly anybody who can't work a simple treadmill doesn't belong HERE. But, no. He was just checking to make sure I was alright.0
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i tripped and fell on a treadmill, sprinting, and hit it, and it immediately shot me off the back into the wall.....................
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This guy in front of me farted in hot yoga one time....but the smell would not go away!!! I had to move before I got so sick...only I didn't get away in time and totally threw up right there in class!!! needless to say I quickly left and have never been back again
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Just thought it fit with this thread.
I've actually tripped on air at the gym. I was walking to the water fountain and just fell. Not sure how, not sure why, but I completely face planted. Luckily for me it was after the staff and most of the people there have left so no one saw me except the people on the treadmills.
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+I was on that thigh thing, abductor mebbe?
The one where its on the inside of your legs and forces them open and you have to push them closed and its attatched to weights....ANYWAAAY (sounds like a molesteror machine)
I was doing that
I stopped to talk to someone
My best mate put it on the heaviest weight
My legs got wrenched open
All the muscles ever got pulled
And I screeched:
"YOU'VE BROKEN MY VAGINA"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared, and I hobbled away
Ok so I literally laughed out loud!!!! :drinker: to that!0 -
I was on that thigh thing, abductor mebbe?
The one where its on the inside of your legs and forces them open and you have to push them closed and its attatched to weights....ANYWAAAY (sounds like a molesteror machine)
I was doing that
I stopped to talk to someone
My best mate put it on the heaviest weight
My legs got wrenched open
All the muscles ever got pulled
And I screeched:
"YOU'VE BROKEN MY VAGINA"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared, and I hobbled away
OMG!!!! I'm sorry but this made me almost pee my pants....:laugh:
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OH MY GOSH!!! That's hilarious...although I'm sure you weren't laughing at the time!!! OUCH!!!0 -
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