Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...
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ladies will understand this... doing reverse crunches... let the queefing commence!0
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So, in college, I decided to take a yoga class. I finally wrangle myself into a shoulder stand, and I'm feeling pretty proud of myself. We roll down from that and stand up. Well, apparently having your body in that position for and extended period of time, allows air to collect in certain places. I stand up and proceed to let out the loudest, well lets call it what it is, p*ssy fart in the history of mankind! Needless to say, I still hate yoga!0
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Your most embarrassing gym moment, but your trainer's best best gym moment ever! LOL. You're awesome to just brush it off.0
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Lol, such a good thread...I'm so happy I'm not alone. I think I embarress myself on a daily basis at the gym...I even go in the women only room sometimes because nobody's ever in there so I can be alone with my awkwardness. I would have to say the most embaressing thing I have done...to date..is break the elliptical. I was propping my leg up to stretch before I got on and the wheel cover came off...and I just acted like it was no big deal and worked at getting it back on...I even acted like I was mad at it when it wouldn't go back on, when really I was dying inside. LOL.0
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but, best story yet!!!0
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Yesterday when I was training with my personal trainer, i totally farted!
BUT, I'm sticking with the story that it wasn't my fault! He had me on some sit-up bench with a bouncy medicine ball, I had to sit up (angularly) while bouncing the medicine ball on either side of me for 10 reps on each side. It just happened! haha
What's your most embarrassing gym moment?
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Bench pressing and couldn't bring the weight off my chest. Yelling for help and it took like forever for someone to come and help. He lifted off the weight with one hand like it was a paper weight.
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I had a blister rag in my shoe, because I had just changed out of my work boots... it fell out on the treadmilland I had to get off to throw it away0
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Got crushed by the leg press machine while I was trying to escape a guy's fart that was doing squats next to me.
I also slipped in the steam room and fell on a naked dude on my way out, felt so bad and disgusted at the same time.
Sadly my gym is quite close to my work so you usually see all the colleagues butt naked in the sauna and steam room, can only imagine the horror if I would have fell on my boss instead of a random dude.
I was laughing so hard about you falling in the sauna on some guy that I couldnt hardly answer the phone @ work. I would be mortified, but it's soooo funny to imagine something like that happeneing0 -
OMG.... eeek0
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ladies will understand this... doing reverse crunches... let the queefing commence!
Last time I was at the gym doing reverse crunches...I farted. I know I did because I felt it, I didn't hear it though as I had my earphones in, but I felt it. I immediately froze and hoped no one else had realised. There was a split second where I hoped it was a silent one. It wasn't, almost immediately the pretty, slim thing working out next to me shot me a look that said 'You are a disgusting human being' and got up and walked away.
It's just some of those positions and you don't even feel it coming, it just comes right out of nowhere0 -
The second is much more recent, and didn't happen in the gym, but it's too hilarious to not share. I used to have an old washing machine that sometimes didn't rinse out all the laundry soap from the seams of my running shorts. It started raining one day during a run, and the rain, plus the friction of my thighs rubbing together generated a prodigious amount of lather that appeared to be coming from my v-jayjay. I was far from home, so I had a long way to run on a busy road with all these suds flying from my crotch. It took me forever to figure out what caused it.
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A few years ago I decided to take a yoga class while on vacation. I got a recommendation from the hotel concierge and headed over to the studio.
The studio receptionist told me that a class was in session but I was welcome to join.
I opened the door, tiptoed in and put my mat down at the back of the class. The room was very dark, almost pitch black but I could make out the shapes of people doing yoga.
At the end of the yoga session, the lights came back up slowly. I was quite pleased to see that the person next to me was a very handsome man. Then, to my horror, as my eyes started to take in the entire room, I realised there were 12 foot tall photographs of naked people doing yoga poses all around the room. And, let me tell you, nothing but nothing was covered. There were wobbly bits everywhere.
I was so embarrassed sitting next to this handsome man with naked people all around me that I picked up my stuff and bolted out the door.0 -
My most embarrasing moment was not too long ago. I went to a gym that had the bikes with the seats that had the backings on them and the part that you step one leg over to get on the seat was very high and at this time I have trouble getting my leg up that high. Well, as I was trying to get off of it I was hopping so I can get my leg back and I tripped and fell right on my behind. The funny thing is many people kept asking if I was ok and all I could do was laugh. lol0
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Just last week I was working late and had no time to make it home to get my gym stuff,....had hubby pack my bag and meet me at the gym.
Well.....men are color blind I guess because he had two different shoes in their,....one Nike, one Adidas.
I did Zumba anyhow who gives a **it ?? Got lots of funny looks.
A year or so back, I was working out on the eliptical machine and realized I had an unplanned Aunt Flow visit, in light tan sweatpants.
That was a walk of shame to the dressing room and then HOME !!0 -
Not in a gym, but I was at a highschool track meet in the 100m dash. 50m in and I was 4th out of 6 and at least 5 ft back from the leader, I was running really stiff and couldn't open up into a loose stride. Suddenly and unexpectedly, I ripped a really loud fart, which apparently was exactly what I needed. I propelled forward and won the race by a solid 3m haha. Gotta love a little extra jet fuel.0
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I sweated so much during cardio-kickbox class the girl next to me slipped and fell.
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I have seen many of these where people say "That is why I don't go" or "After that I quit that gym"
None of the stories, while somewhat embarrassing at the time, are so bad to keep you from going back are they?
Even the Yoga poop pants wouldn't keep me away the next class.0 -
I have seen many of these where people say "That is why I don't go" or "After that I quit that gym"
None of the stories, while somewhat embarrassing at the time, are so bad to keep you from going back are they?
Even the Yoga poop pants wouldn't keep me away the next class.
I think it depends on where you are in your fitness life. I was probably at my third day at the gym, 50lbs overweight and I got on the eliptical machine and it broke...like went clattering to floor taking my chubby self along with it. The trainer on the floor, a really attractive guy, looked right at me and laughed. No one asked me if I was ok (I was bruised) no one helped me up. I was devastated and never came back. It took me another two years to get back to working out. Now that was MY fault but the experience was painful.0 -
There was this one time I was in a hot yoga class and I ripped one. Bad. I was almost a little proud of it, but this lady behind me moved away. I guess it wasn't far enough, though, because she totally threw up. Then I was definitely proud of it. I haven't seen much of her lately, though.0
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I think it depends on where you are in your fitness life. I was probably at my third day at the gym, 50lbs overweight and I got on the eliptical machine and it broke...like went clattering to floor taking my chubby self along with it. The trainer on the floor, a really attractive guy, looked right at me and laughed. No one asked me if I was ok (I was bruised) no one helped me up. I was devastated and never came back. It took me another two years to get back to working out. Now that was MY fault but the experience was painful.
That's terrible! That trainer should have totally been helping you up! A piece of equipment can be replaced-you can't. I'm so sorry that happened to you. If I'd been there, I would have been next to you in two shakes, hon. That had to hurt, probably for days. I'm guessing it wasn't the bruises you could see that hurt the worst, though. *hugs* Glad you're back to it now.0 -
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Well, it was last night. I was 3.5 miles into my run and my stomach started feeling funny - as can sometimes happen when you run - at 3.7 I decided this isn't right, swooped up my stuff (not even sticking around to wipe the machine down which is a pet peeve of mine) and walked as quickly as I could to the ladies room. Sat down and threw up. I was in the stall for 1/2 hour, shaking, dripping in sweat alternating between throwing up, sitting down, and wiping the floor. This was the busiest time at the gym and ladies were in and out so I was torn between wondering why no one asked if I was ok, to please no one ask me if I'm ok. I guess the stomach virus that hit the rest of my house decided to surprise me.0
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I was running on a treadmill at Gold's and totally pissed myself! Didn't even feel it until the fan swung back my direction and felt the cold! Yikes! :blushing: Quickly tied my jacket around my waist and headed for the door. Urine squishing out of my shoes every step! And yes...I did use the restroom before I started my workout!! LOL!0
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I was running on a treadmill at Gold's and totally pissed myself! Didn't even feel it until the fan swung back my direction and felt the cold! Yikes! :blushing: Quickly tied my jacket around my waist and headed for the door. Urine squishing out of my shoes every step! And yes...I did use the restroom before I started my workout!! LOL!
Just last night when I was working with the trainer I did the "pee a little" thing....Luckily it wasn't noticeable but I had to take a break before finishing the 200th set of abs!!! Or it would have been a major puddle!!!0 -
a loooong time ago (in a land far away), I went to join a Gold's Gym in my college town. Newly married and so very poor, they had a payment plan called the "four-pay"- which was weird and awkward- but I was gonna have to pay in four installments. Soooo, this really in shape beefed up guy helped sign me up and asked how I wanted to pay. Well, I said I wanted to start with the foreplay...can you say crawl in a hole? I wanted to...
I went all the time hoping not to ever see him, but saw the guy everyday after that working the front desk, wouldn't you know.0 -
wasnt my embarrassing moment but it was "thats what you get moment"...
so at my old job, they have a gym in house with classes and all... so this one girl at my job was really good looking and she decided to take one of the body sculpting classes... so that consists of abs and all... so a buddy of mine and i went to the same class as her... she looked hot... dressed in those yoga pants and she had a great body... nice lower half... so.... it was time to lay on the floor and begin the ab exercises... my buddy says it would be a great idea to get infront of her and as he lays down, he can get a nice view of her a$$et... so... she begins by doing her abs and it was time to raise your legs straight up and do crunches....she farts so freaking loud that the whole class began to laugh... but the messed up thing was my buddy and i got the brunt of the wind and it was deadly... holy crap...
it was hilarious... he couldnt see the girl the same way anymore... i mean he literally ate the wind...0 -
... he couldnt see the girl the same way anymore...
Makes me wonder if she did it on purpose - maybe she was on to you! :laugh:0
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