I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • flibberdajibbitt
    flibberdajibbitt Posts: 52 Member
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    My husband is cleaning fish in the kitchen right now.
  • kanonxbou47
    kanonxbou47 Posts: 265 Member
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    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    I am a crappy housekeeper, enough said. :sick:
  • CharityPearce
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    I took a walk by the river today, and by the time I got to the road, the mud on my shoes made it feel like I had cement boots on. ; ) I'll have to wash them before they're presentable again! : ) This is a great thread.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
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    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.

    Sounds like someone eats a lot of fish...
  • CharityPearce
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    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.




    OMG - I have 3 teenage boys. I can soooooooooo relate. Haha!
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 397 Member
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    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    Hardwood floors get me all hot and bothered. Or tile.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
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    I shaved and left the hair in the tub still...:embarassed:
  • 170to117
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    The pile of laundry in my hamper is beggining to resemble Mt. Everest.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    I'm a life long bachelor. I think this says it all.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    Hardwood floors get me all hot and bothered. Or tile.

    Tile is easier to clean then carpet,so nice and smooth. :smile:
  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,236 Member
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    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Indy_Mario
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    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.

    Sounds like someone eats a lot of fish...
    Ffffff... now I wanna have a fish taco
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
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    Speaking of dirty, who likes sweaty sex?
  • AZDizzy
    AZDizzy Posts: 434 Member
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    I broke my Hoover floor scrubber, I might have to pull out the ACTUAL MOP if I can't get it running!
  • Hoppymom
    Hoppymom Posts: 1,158 Member
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    I just went to the gym and sweated for an hour. I stink and my clothes.....damp amd stinky. :embarassed:
    Oh and my husband is putting tongue and groove boards up on my laundry room ceiling so between sawdust and dirty laundry, parts of this house this house are nasty.He'll be done tomorrow and I will have the finest laundry room in town. :happy:
  • Indy_Mario
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    Speaking of dirty, who likes sweaty sex?
    WTF is sex?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Speaking of dirty, who likes sweaty sex?
    WTF is sex?

    Lol...oh Mario!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    The view from my desk:

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  • lewandt
    lewandt Posts: 566
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    cleaned my fridge yesterday. Grabbed the garbage, opened the door and yelled "Jump!"