I'm bored...let's talk dirty

shanlynt
shanlynt Posts: 718 Member
edited November 9 in Chit-Chat
My blinds are so dusty, I'd almost rather throw them out and buy new ones than clean them.
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  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    my right sock is clean :smile: but my left sock i wore yesterday :ohwell:
  • cotso
    cotso Posts: 86
    ketchup stain on my shirt with no plans to clean it :)
  • spiritcrusher
    spiritcrusher Posts: 326 Member
    plsgo
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Clean , what the hell is this ****!!!
  • Elizabeth_M
    Elizabeth_M Posts: 562 Member
    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    lmao
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    My blinds are so dusty, I'd almost rather throw them out and buy new ones than clean them.

    This is actually exactly what I plan to do! lol I hate cleaning blinds and they're cheap enough.


    I have several loads of dirty laundry I can't wash because my tennant in the basement has the stomach flu..in the bathroom where my washer and dryer is!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I have a taco stain on my carpet....
  • Chastityx
    Chastityx Posts: 192 Member
    Baseboards, ceiling fans.
  • PANZERIA
    PANZERIA Posts: 471 Member
    I can't be bothered to go outside in the cold and vacuum my car. My dogs are the only ones who get to ride in it now, lol.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    I have a taco stain on my carpet....
    I'd lick it clean
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
    My room is so dusting, I'm getting tired of dusting..
    It's driving me mad.

    I like my cars clean & my trucks muddy though.. Hm.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    A white horse falls into a mud puddle........
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    My room is so dusting, I'm getting tired of dusting..
    It's driving me mad.

    I like my cars clean & my trucks muddy though.. Hm.
    I like big butts and I cannot lie, so there!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    A white horse falls into a mud puddle........
    Dirty horse...
  • TriforceRaven
    TriforceRaven Posts: 115 Member
    I have stitches from surgery, and I'm not supposed to shower yet, so the first time in 3 days I got to wash my hair was today at the salon. xD:laugh:
  • bgillis7
    bgillis7 Posts: 124
    didnt i wear these jeans yesterday:)
  • Katbaran
    Katbaran Posts: 605 Member
    I think my bathroom is a health hazard. Not really, but I really need to vacuum the downstairs--the dog hair is getting deep. Ewwww!
  • TriforceRaven
    TriforceRaven Posts: 115 Member
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Jimmy fell in the mud.

    Wanna hear a clean joke?

    Jimmy took a bath with bubbles.

    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.

    :smokin:
  • flibberdajibbitt
    flibberdajibbitt Posts: 52 Member
    My husband is cleaning fish in the kitchen right now.
  • kanonxbou47
    kanonxbou47 Posts: 265 Member
    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    I am a crappy housekeeper, enough said. :sick:
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    I took a walk by the river today, and by the time I got to the road, the mud on my shoes made it feel like I had cement boots on. ; ) I'll have to wash them before they're presentable again! : ) This is a great thread.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.

    Sounds like someone eats a lot of fish...
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.




    OMG - I have 3 teenage boys. I can soooooooooo relate. Haha!
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 396 Member
    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    Hardwood floors get me all hot and bothered. Or tile.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    I shaved and left the hair in the tub still...:embarassed:
  • 170to117
    170to117 Posts: 27
    The pile of laundry in my hamper is beggining to resemble Mt. Everest.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I'm a life long bachelor. I think this says it all.
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