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I'm bored...let's talk dirty
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I am a crappy housekeeper, enough said. :sick:
:drinker: I would rather Play on the Computer than Clean House. I only do Laundry because I can't afford new clothes every week!0 -
Peter. That's what I named her.
Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.0 -
Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her
Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.0 -
Cheeky monkeys and dirty birds! =D0
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That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors
You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!0 -
Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...0 -
Now you're just trying too hard...Cheeky monkeys and dirty birds! =D0 -
Yep, hardwood indeed
You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!0 -
Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her
Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?0 -
Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...
...hmmm...
not sure if hatin' or if trying to catch me riddin' dirrrty0 -
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Jimmy fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Jimmy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is a man.
:smokin:
and yes I exploded in laughter0 -
Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...
But you should feel awesome because you expected it. You could have been the magician!!0 -
Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?
Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!0 -
I make such a mess when I explode
and yes I exploded in laughter0 -
Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!
Yes. Chocking is quite the horrible death.0 -
Yes. Chocking is quite the horrible death.
Mmmmm Hmmmm0 -
I'm going to wear the same gym shorts to the gym tonight because they don't smell as bad as the rest of the laundry. Luckily I usually end up working out when the gym is empty so it shouldn't be too horrible. lol0
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Oh my gosh! Our living room fan is so bad but it's like 20 feet up and we'd have to bring in the scaffolding to clean it. In winter we leave it on low, but come spring, it's going to get shut off. We've been doing construction on and off for 3 years and they're caked in dust. It's so embarrasing when we turn it off.0
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I haven't seen the floor of my bedroom since we moved in0
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I'm going to wear the same gym shorts to the gym tonight because they don't smell as bad as the rest of the laundry. Luckily I usually end up working out when the gym is empty so it shouldn't be too horrible. lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME0 -
Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her
I do love Paco!0 -
Yep, hardwood indeed
I feel like I influenced your hardwood.0 -
A man has lived alone for 15yrs since his wife died. On his 85th birthday his kids decide to book him a hotel room & get him a hooker for the night. They tell him that someone is going to come visit his room and give him a big surprise that night, and that he should enjoy himself.
He goes to the room & after a while he hears a knock on the door. Answering the door he sees a young beautiful blonde lady there.
"What'd you want?" he asks.
"I'm here to give you super sex" she replies.
He thinks for a few minutes & says "I'll take the soup."
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I'm sick of washing the dishes.
And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.
LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!0 -
cleaned my fridge yesterday. Grabbed the garbage, opened the door and yelled "Jump!"
:laugh: Thats kinda my technique with my Hubbies socks! I tell him that I just whistle & they follow me down the stairs & jump into the washer. :laugh:0 -
LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!
I can't tell you how many times I have found rouge panties on the ground around campus. It is truly frightening.0 -
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't *kitten* her."0 -
the best soccer is played in the muddiest of mud where it gets splashed everywhere when you're running and kicking the ball around!!
i love soccer. 0 -
I almost walked out the door and stopped when I realized my left sock was squishy.0
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i just cleaned my carpet. its all fresh and clean now. 0
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