I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
    I am a crappy housekeeper, enough said. :sick:


    :drinker: I would rather Play on the Computer than Clean House. I only do Laundry because I can't afford new clothes every week!
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.

    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member

    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.

    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
    Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her
  • naivenitara
    naivenitara Posts: 32
    Cheeky monkeys and dirty birds! =D
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!
  • teephil
    teephil Posts: 135 Member
    :grumble:

    Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.
    You had me at alpaca!


    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.

    Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Cheeky monkeys and dirty birds! =D
    Now you're just trying too hard...
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!
    Yep, hardwood indeed
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
    Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her

    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.
    Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...

    ...hmmm...
    not sure if hatin' or if trying to catch me riddin' dirrrty
  • fluffygoodness
    fluffygoodness Posts: 57 Member
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Jimmy fell in the mud.

    Wanna hear a clean joke?

    Jimmy took a bath with bubbles.

    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.

    :smokin:

    and yes I exploded in laughter
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68

    Wow, this thread is filled with exactly what I expected. This worries me...

    But you should feel awesome because you expected it. You could have been the magician!!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?

    Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    Bubbles is a man.

    :smokin:

    and yes I exploded in laughter
    I make such a mess when I explode
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?

    Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!

    Yes. Chocking is quite the horrible death.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 532 Member
    Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?
    Worse! He chocked with a lollipop!
    Yes. Chocking is quite the horrible death.

    Mmmmm Hmmmm
  • thefuzz1290
    thefuzz1290 Posts: 777 Member
    I'm going to wear the same gym shorts to the gym tonight because they don't smell as bad as the rest of the laundry. Luckily I usually end up working out when the gym is empty so it shouldn't be too horrible. lol
  • crystalwiebe
    crystalwiebe Posts: 3
    Oh my gosh! Our living room fan is so bad but it's like 20 feet up and we'd have to bring in the scaffolding to clean it. In winter we leave it on low, but come spring, it's going to get shut off. We've been doing construction on and off for 3 years and they're caked in dust. It's so embarrasing when we turn it off.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    I haven't seen the floor of my bedroom since we moved in
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
    I'm going to wear the same gym shorts to the gym tonight because they don't smell as bad as the rest of the laundry. Luckily I usually end up working out when the gym is empty so it shouldn't be too horrible. lol

    HAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member

    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.

    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
    Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her

    I do love Paco!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!
    Yep, hardwood indeed

    I feel like I influenced your hardwood.
  • ckatastrophy
    ckatastrophy Posts: 112 Member
    A man has lived alone for 15yrs since his wife died. On his 85th birthday his kids decide to book him a hotel room & get him a hooker for the night. They tell him that someone is going to come visit his room and give him a big surprise that night, and that he should enjoy himself.
    He goes to the room & after a while he hears a knock on the door. Answering the door he sees a young beautiful blonde lady there.
    "What'd you want?" he asks.
    "I'm here to give you super sex" she replies.
    He thinks for a few minutes & says "I'll take the soup."
    :wink: :laugh:
  • atlraine
    atlraine Posts: 172 Member
    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.


    LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
    I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
    cleaned my fridge yesterday. Grabbed the garbage, opened the door and yelled "Jump!"

    :laugh: Thats kinda my technique with my Hubbies socks! I tell him that I just whistle & they follow me down the stairs & jump into the washer. :laugh:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.


    LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
    I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!

    I can't tell you how many times I have found rouge panties on the ground around campus. It is truly frightening.
  • FauxNinja
    FauxNinja Posts: 77
    A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."

    His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't *kitten* her."
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    the best soccer is played in the muddiest of mud where it gets splashed everywhere when you're running and kicking the ball around!! :heart: i love soccer.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I almost walked out the door and stopped when I realized my left sock was squishy.
  • CHEFCH♥ZZ
    CHEFCH♥ZZ Posts: 127
    i just cleaned my carpet. its all fresh and clean now. ;)
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