I'm bored...let's talk dirty

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  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
    Peter. That's what I named her.

    Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
    Her brother was Paco. I couldn't do that to her

    I do love Paco!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    That's why I like carpets neatly trimmed or hardwood floors

    You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!
    Yep, hardwood indeed

    I feel like I influenced your hardwood.
  • ckatastrophy
    ckatastrophy Posts: 112 Member
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    A man has lived alone for 15yrs since his wife died. On his 85th birthday his kids decide to book him a hotel room & get him a hooker for the night. They tell him that someone is going to come visit his room and give him a big surprise that night, and that he should enjoy himself.
    He goes to the room & after a while he hears a knock on the door. Answering the door he sees a young beautiful blonde lady there.
    "What'd you want?" he asks.
    "I'm here to give you super sex" she replies.
    He thinks for a few minutes & says "I'll take the soup."
    :wink: :laugh:
  • atlraine
    atlraine Posts: 172 Member
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    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.


    LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
    I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
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    cleaned my fridge yesterday. Grabbed the garbage, opened the door and yelled "Jump!"

    :laugh: Thats kinda my technique with my Hubbies socks! I tell him that I just whistle & they follow me down the stairs & jump into the washer. :laugh:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I'm sick of washing the dishes.
    And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.


    LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
    I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!

    I can't tell you how many times I have found rouge panties on the ground around campus. It is truly frightening.
  • FauxNinja
    FauxNinja Posts: 77
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    A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."

    His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't *kitten* her."
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    the best soccer is played in the muddiest of mud where it gets splashed everywhere when you're running and kicking the ball around!! :heart: i love soccer.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    I almost walked out the door and stopped when I realized my left sock was squishy.
  • CHEFCH♥ZZ
    CHEFCH♥ZZ Posts: 127
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    i just cleaned my carpet. its all fresh and clean now. ;)
  • garyobesedeleted
    garyobesedeleted Posts: 117 Member
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    i never clean my teeth, i only have a bath every week and I wear the same clothes every day
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I can't believe that this thread hasn't gotten locked yet!
  • sunflowerhcb
    sunflowerhcb Posts: 31
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    My patio out back is filled with my kids chalk dust EVERYWHERE and it keeps getting tracked into the house, which is making my crazy but too lazy to go out in the cold and clean it up!!!!!!
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Everytime I blow my nose (darn allergies) I get little white specks of tissue lint on my black sweater. GOOD LAWD I'm going to need a new lint roller.
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,847 Member
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    Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
    I used to clean carpets for a living, Carl....
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I have a fur rug in my living room... a rug covered in dog fur. I hate vacuuming.
  • Maryaly40
    Maryaly40 Posts: 551 Member
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    The plumber was here yesterday and he had to cut out some tiles there is still dust in some place. I'm being lazy.
    Plumbers can be soooo dirty! :wink:

    Yes they can! I married one :devil:
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
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    It's been raining & my back yard is muddy so when the dogs come in the house, there are little paw prints all over the kitchen floor.... I'm about to buy stock in Pinesol.
  • dlcam61
    dlcam61 Posts: 228 Member
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    I hit the gym this morning, but I'm too tired to change out of my previously sweaty clothes? LOL :flowerforyou:
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 572 Member
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    There are hairs and dust bunnies around my toilet. EWWWWWWWW

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