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  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
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    I'm Sorry....BUT
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
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    "Don't get mad..."
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    see what had happend was...
  • LoriBarefoot
    LoriBarefoot Posts: 218 Member
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    It's not you...I just need to focus on God.



    was dumped for God twice in my life :huh:
  • cherigurl
    cherigurl Posts: 184 Member
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    Ugh.... I told an ex that I wanted to dye my hair blonde with hot pink in it, he said... "lose some weight first. Then it will look good. That kind of stuff only looks good on hot skinny girls."

    No wonder he is your EX lol I wouls have gotten rid of him too lol:grumble:
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
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    "I'm sorry I outbid you on that legendary weapon. I promise to pass next time the legendary drops from the impossible boss encounter"



    #@$@$@$

    OMG YES!
  • cherigurl
    cherigurl Posts: 184 Member
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    .....You"re CUTE.....:smile:


    Oh I hate this one I am not a 5 yr old little girl CUTE is not what I am looking for:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
  • shayjgordon
    shayjgordon Posts: 90 Member
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    it seemed like a good idea at the time
  • sandybeachez
    sandybeachez Posts: 70 Member
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    Baby, that was then...let's forget about it. It's over .
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    It's not you...I just need to focus on God.



    was dumped for God twice in my life :huh:


    wow!, but if you gonna get dumped wouldn't your the it be for Jesus?
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    (after she says we don't have a condom) Let me just put it in real quick LMAO


    ^^^^ Classic^^^^
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    see what had happend was...


    Aaaawwwww shi-t....
  • todaysanewday
    todaysanewday Posts: 91
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    OH! Another. My ex used to ask me "wanna do it?" Nothing else. just that. OH YES! TAKE ME NOW! I am SOOOOOO in the mood after THAT display of affection. Douche.

    lmao
    wanna hear a worse one? hows this for foreplay, "get to work"
    eww, PIG!!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    It's not you...I just need to focus on God.



    was dumped for God twice in my life :huh:
    Thank you for my first true laugh of the day.
  • LoriBarefoot
    LoriBarefoot Posts: 218 Member
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    It's not you...I just need to focus on God.



    was dumped for God twice in my life :huh:


    wow!, but if you gonna get dumped wouldn't your the it be for Jesus?


    But I was a very shy, sweet, good girl! God would have approved! lol
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
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    If you'd use your head and remember right... HATE THAT! Might as well just call you stupid. :smile:
  • mukamom
    mukamom Posts: 207 Member
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    "i was getting ready to do that".... my husband classic line as im almost done with the laundry, dishes, cooking, etc lol


    YESSS!! ^^^^
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    I didn't answer my phone because..
  • SkinnyFranchini
    SkinnyFranchini Posts: 30
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    I''m sorry....when it's not a sincere a apology.
  • catic
    catic Posts: 156
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    I wasn't drinking and driving (in your car ) I was bringing the empties back from my dads place.... (found under front drivers seat)

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