1 DEADLY TERM USED BY MEN

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  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    (after she says we don't have a condom) Let me just put it in real quick LMAO


    ^^^^ Classic^^^^
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    see what had happend was...


    Aaaawwwww shi-t....
  • todaysanewday
    todaysanewday Posts: 91
    OH! Another. My ex used to ask me "wanna do it?" Nothing else. just that. OH YES! TAKE ME NOW! I am SOOOOOO in the mood after THAT display of affection. Douche.

    lmao
    wanna hear a worse one? hows this for foreplay, "get to work"
    eww, PIG!!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    It's not you...I just need to focus on God.



    was dumped for God twice in my life :huh:
    Thank you for my first true laugh of the day.
  • LoriBarefoot
    LoriBarefoot Posts: 218 Member
    It's not you...I just need to focus on God.



    was dumped for God twice in my life :huh:


    wow!, but if you gonna get dumped wouldn't your the it be for Jesus?


    But I was a very shy, sweet, good girl! God would have approved! lol
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    If you'd use your head and remember right... HATE THAT! Might as well just call you stupid. :smile:
  • mukamom
    mukamom Posts: 207 Member
    "i was getting ready to do that".... my husband classic line as im almost done with the laundry, dishes, cooking, etc lol


    YESSS!! ^^^^
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    I didn't answer my phone because..
  • SkinnyFranchini
    SkinnyFranchini Posts: 30
    I''m sorry....when it's not a sincere a apology.
  • catic
    catic Posts: 156
    I wasn't drinking and driving (in your car ) I was bringing the empties back from my dads place.... (found under front drivers seat)
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    "I'm sorry, I'll never do it again"
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
    "you look good for your age"

    Like women over 30 shouldn't look good?...ugh!

    well women typically begin to decline after 27-28.
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 419 Member
    Are you on your period?

    Grrrr..............
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    I DO.
  • Charli666
    Charli666 Posts: 407
    I DO.

    LMFAO!!
  • perrybucsdad
    perrybucsdad Posts: 36 Member
    "Love means never having to say your sorry"... Umm... hellooooo, yes it does!
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    You want me to call you a cab?
  • rukia30
    rukia30 Posts: 81 Member
    "no we are just friends" haha yep and I have santa and the easter bunny taking my car to get it washed. If you ever have a feeling they aren't just friends, it's very likely they aren't "just friends"
    Now for an amusing quick story.
    I was with a guy for about 3 years, he joined the airforce and got stationed in Wyoming (yeah I know BORING) but he wanted me to stay in TN (should have been a red flag, I use youth and ignorance as a defense). So he calls me from some girls phone one night. I was like 'who's phone is this and any aren't you using yours?' "oh my phone is dead and its charging" uh huh and you have my number memorized. Ok whatever. So if I remember correctly a few weeks go by and I am still uncomfortable about this girl he is friends with. So I still had her number in my phone and I knew he was at work and not around her. I call her and tell her I want to plan a suprise trip to see him but don't want him to know. I ask her if she can tell me what a good day is that she would be off work and can pick me up from the airport then I can fly in that day but please don't tell him I'm coming in since I want it to be a suprise. She is like oh yeah sure just let me check me schedule and get back to you. Not 10 min later the boyfriend calls me yelling at me for asking her to pick me up. Can we say BUSTED?! Stupid...... Yeah just friends but she had a problem with me coming to see him.

    So true! If your gut says they aren't friends that is correct..so totally understand this..Or if they pasword protect there phone.....hmmmm LOL! This just really made me laugh! Great post and great thread!
  • tscottym
    tscottym Posts: 55 Member
    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.
    "You show me yours, I'll show you mine."

    Okay..... I like to refrain from seeing a mans "berries" at all. They always look like they're 150 years old.

    Honey - you're totally missing out!!!! treat the "berries" well and you'll get the favor returned. Anal is good for him, but can be AMAZING for you.

    (This concludes today's TMI post.)

    Nope, not for me. lol My girlfriend tries to push that on me all the time. Mind you she's 26 and has to wear depends because she didn't realize that having it everyday can eff you up horribly. Not to mention her intestines are effed as well because the "protein" eats away at your intestines. I'll stick to the old fashioned way.

    I wouldn't push it on anyone, but highly recommend tat anyone give it a try a few times. And it's def not something to do every day! a little protein isn't gonna hurt either...


    awesome! you should have your own show!
  • ElementalMoe
    ElementalMoe Posts: 186 Member
    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.

    I tried this with my ex husband, and he actually said he'd go for it! Called my bluff!
  • Maria_Goose
    Maria_Goose Posts: 247
    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.

    I tried this with my ex husband, and he actually said he'd go for it! Called my bluff!

    To that, I would say great! I get to stick it in you first! XD
  • leannamichelle
    leannamichelle Posts: 35 Member
    hahha I laughed out loud on this! haha
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    Men use words? I thought they just grunted...lol :)
  • Charlieh16
    Charlieh16 Posts: 109 Member
    me: I've lost over half a stone now, look, can you notice?
    Him: Nah not really.... :grumble:
  • MattGetsMad
    MattGetsMad Posts: 429 Member
    Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

    Him: "I don't think it's fair to blame the jeans"
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    "Just the tip"

    LMFAO...oh god....that and

    "But I love you...that's why we should" or "I'll pull out". Suuuure.

    ::facepalm:: Highschool/college all over again. Err I mean...I wouldn't know... I was a saint.
  • RUN2CJ
    RUN2CJ Posts: 64 Member
    "Of course I remembered our anniversary...
  • Babushka_Dolly
    Babushka_Dolly Posts: 113 Member
    Girl "How do I look"
    Him "yeah that'll do" or "fine"

    EEEK!!!!!!!
  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
    Him: "calm down"
    Her: *INSTANTLY MORE ANGRY*

    NEVER tell a girl to calm down! lol
  • hypallage
    hypallage Posts: 624 Member
    It's not going to suck itself......
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