Crazy/funny/weird things you're scared of

Clowns.
And most bugs

injections, or having blood drawn. Syringes of almost any kind. I got my husband a meat injector for Christmas that made me feel sick to even look at it. It was metal with big rings for your fingers to go through....shudder....

Ironically enough, I've been pierced and tattooed, those did not scare me at all. It's kind of like, the piercing/tattooing has an outcome I want, so I am OK. But medical/dental procedures where needles are involved, NO. No frickin way.

It's among the reasons I chose not to procreate. You know how many times they stick you when you are preggo? NuhUH

I love Ron Paul but fake eyebrows scare the bejeezus out of me...

i absolutley despise calling people on the phone. im a bit socially awkward in face-to-face interactions, and this is made 10x worse on the phone. i get nervous and talk too fast, and trip over my words a lot. im 20 years old, and i still get my mum to call people for me!

getting a filling at the dentist. thankfully i now have a dentist who numbs the area if she would have to do it (last year i had to get a filling replaced that had fallen out), but as a child i did not. just the thought of the drill in my tooth freaks me the hell out. im actually sitting here shivering just thinking about it. :frown:

walking up stairs at night. i know exactly when this started, and its so silly. as a child, when i was about 10 probably, i watched a crime tv show like CSI or something. in it, a child was killed when drive-by-shooters shot through his bedroom window at night when he was sleeping. our stairs directly faced our front door, which was all glass along with a big window beside it. walking up those stairs, i kept glancing backward out the window into the dark outside, terrified out of my mind that i would get shot!! it became so instinctual to look behind me over the years, and eventually bled into general fear, such as horror films. to this day i cant walk down the hallway to my bedroom in the dark.

have to add, because it makes me laugh. my mum has this fear of putting her hand in the freezer. she hates the feel of the ice on the sides. :laugh:

I know they're fictional but... freakin' lephracauns! They scare the BEJESUS outta me!

My friend is afraid of pool drains and the sound of someone brushing their teeth

I knew someone in college who was afraid of pancakes. Apparantly she had this recurring nightmare of a giant pancake rolling and chasing her. I'm not afraid of it, but Jello is kinda weird for me. Weird texture - not sure how to eat it - do you chew it? It's just super weird for me.

I love Ron Paul but fake eyebrows scare the bejeezus out of me...

On a similar note: DENTURES. I know they're just fake teeth and it's perfectly normal for people to need them in later stages of life, but I had no idea what dentures were until I was on vacation visiting family and my grandfather, mid conversation, reaches in and removes his teeth altogether! I think I froze instantly with a look of horror on my face, noticed no one else acting as though anything was amiss, and slowly resumed pretending everything was normal. But it took a while before I would go near him again, which is a shame considering I've only spent a handful of days with him in my life and he's a great guy.

Parking decks and gorillas

Scary movies and spiders.

balloons

I can't stand potato "eyes". They freak me out. When we were kids, my brother decided to be a jerk and put a potato that he'd been growing in his room for months under my pillow. I found it, freaked out, and beat him up. :laugh:

My aunt is deathly afraid of saran wrap. That's the craziest, funniest, weirdest thing I've ever heard of. LOL!

boogeyman under my bed; it's true I saw him when I was 4 yrs old:sad:

wet grass on my feet - on anyone's feet - on anything, really

*gag*

someone dragging their nails across carpet or the cement barriers really close to the car on the freeway