Creepy Chicks at the Gym

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  • valerietoxii
    valerietoxii Posts: 93 Member
    There is this older lady who comes in, takes a shower, and sits on the spin bike to watch tv. Occasionally she will spin for a second, but usually not. She wears the same brown shirt with a bunch of horses on it and tight bike shorts. Oh, and shes always soaking wet. It doesn't matter if she just got to the gym, or she just got out of the locker room. Always. It's kind of hilarious.

    There is also this lady in her 40's who tries so hard to be 20. She wears jeans and ed hardy shirts and tons of make up. She maybe does a 2 on the treadmill for about 8 minutes. I don't blame her, working out hard would be a total waste of all that make up. Annnnd, she brings her million and a half kids with her. Actually there are only like 4, but that's 4 too many tweens waltzing around the gym if you ask me.
  • auticus
    auticus Posts: 1,051 Member
    I don't know any creepy women at the gym. There are funny women at the gym (the type that stare at the guys and then run into things because they aren't paying attention) but I wouldn't call that creepy.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
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  • oOTeresaOo
    oOTeresaOo Posts: 39 Member
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    umm really!!!! hahahaha
  • valerietoxii
    valerietoxii Posts: 93 Member
    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    I'm crying a little from trying not to laugh out loud. I don't want to wake my kids. bwahahahah!
  • Butterfly3730
    Butterfly3730 Posts: 220
    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    That's odd that they gave her her own private space.

    They had to... there were accidents happening. ( Yes, seriously )

    She can't be more than 5'5, maybe 120 lbs soaking wet. Her hair is FIRE ENGINE RED ( fake, but cute ), and her rack is GINORMOUS. It doesn't jiggle in the SLIGHTEST.

    Her waist is absolutely tiny, and her behind is ROUND.

    She wears a cropped top and skin tight capris.

    And, I kid you not.. she lifts the most massive weights I've ever seen for a girl. The only time she is in the weigh area at the gym is when she's doing squats this huge, enormous dumbell, fully weighted on both sides. ( I assume she's using the safety cage )

    Maybe she is a dude?
  • saraann752003
    saraann752003 Posts: 65
    my x-fit class and I... yeah we are the creepy ones (in my opinion)... we stare at you because you are lifting wrong.... our trainer makes you feel guilty so you will come over and hold the resistance bands while we run and you think 'dang wtf!!!!', we steal your weights (seriously, we actually run around and steal the weights off your bars when you aren't looking!!!), kick you off the pull up bars and rowing machines because we are being timed for our work out... we run into you if you get in our way because, hey, your in our way... we don't share the medicine balls, those are ours because we need two each to do wall balls... we don't share the boxes because we need some for box jumps and some because we are short and can't reach the pull up bar... we do dead lifts, we do sumo lifts, we do suicide runs, we flip the tires, we climb the ropes, we do HAND STAND push ups, we do enough that you are looking at the white board to see what we are doing so you can try... we are the ones that have a puke bucket that gets used.... and we gross you out because you know you aren't puking because you aren't working hard enough... oh and we pick fights.... and yet.... why do yall keep telling us to keep going, keep up the good work, and ask us about our work outs in the parking lot? yeah, we are the creepy ones :) We are the ones doing the burpies just for fun :)
  • SilverStrychnine
    SilverStrychnine Posts: 413 Member
    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    Holy Moly. I can't even think of a reason for the goggles that isn't just.....ick.

    Maybe she is sensitive to the chlorine? I know I am. But still.. that's just WEIRD to stick your head under!
  • Chubbyhulagirl
    Chubbyhulagirl Posts: 374 Member
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    Seriously wtf? I cant believe both those chicks are just cruising like nothing.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
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    Seriously wtf? I cant believe both those chicks are just cruising like nothing.

    I would seriously choke on my knees if the dude was doing that to me...
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
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  • stellarskye
    stellarskye Posts: 6
    Oh, boy. No disrespect, but there's an older gal that falls not into the MILF or Cougar category. How I see it, put the hat on her and she's a spittin' image of the wicked witch of the west. Anyway, whenever I'm on the elliptical, she walks towards me, slows waaay the F down, smiles and stares until she passes me. Creeps me the F out.



    Haha sounds like someone really wants your attention... From a handsome young guy I could see the attraction, but she could at least say something to make her seem less creepy and more normal !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ak_in_ak
    ak_in_ak Posts: 657 Member
    there are ones at my gym that do their hair topless, pants on , just nothing on top! And they do it in front of the sinks instead of make up area.

    There was a lady at my gym for a while that I swear lived their. I was there super late at night and she would fall asleep on the machines for a good 10 minutes, then move to a different one, and fall asleep again. It was crazy
  • lilyflor
    lilyflor Posts: 123 Member
    I must admit I do check out the guys at the gym, I have a thing for arms, if there are some with great arm muscle I check them out hopefully they haven't noticed... hehehe even if I find them unattractive if they have nice arms I can't help my self ;) t
  • queenpushycat
    queenpushycat Posts: 761 Member
    Have a few at my gym...they look at you like if they're PISSED...it's some what creepy, I mean a smile won't hurt ladies...

    I smile at the guys, but I quickly walk away before they think a fat ugly girl hitting on them :laugh:

    I am a super friendly girl... so there is this lady who attends the MTV dance class on every Friday. She never talks to anyone and doesn't even smile at us (I smiled at her once and she just ignored me. RUDE!) and during the class, she laughs. A LOT. it's annoying.
  • Chubbyhulagirl
    Chubbyhulagirl Posts: 374 Member
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    Seriously wtf? I cant believe both those chicks are just cruising like nothing.

    I would seriously choke on my knees if the dude was doing that to me...

    I would choke his *kitten* out! Lol. His fingers are literally on their *kitten*. If they never have pants on that would be a low budget porno.
  • mego07
    mego07 Posts: 234 Member
    I may have been guilty once as the creepy chick at the gym. I was on the elliptical watching through the mirror at this gorgeous man doing lifts with the most glorious red lumberjack beard. A man who is in shape with a sexy beard..it is a weakness. I almost lost my balance at one point and had to go back to paying attention to what I was doing.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    omg I am so sorry for laughing...but I did. Noone quite like this at my gym, but I do move away if the hot tub is empty and someone feels the need to be within like 2 feet of me...that's creepy!
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
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    I don't know if I would call that a fail. Lol.
  • ANeWcRe8N
    ANeWcRe8N Posts: 1,180 Member
    One night after my swim and shower I was at the locker getting ready to go home. I have long hair and it was wet. I was brushing it out with a brush. A woman that I've seen at the gym but don't know told me that I should not be using a brush on my hair because I could damage it. I told her I know that but it's all I had with me. Next thing I know she came up behind me and started combing my hair with her own comb. I jumped back and she asked (in an offended voice) 'what, you don't like to be pampered."

    Um no, I don't like strangers combing my hair in a locker room.

    LOL um who does that... weird! I would have gave her the crazy look :tongue:
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    One night after my swim and shower I was at the locker getting ready to go home. I have long hair and it was wet. I was brushing it out with a brush. A woman that I've seen at the gym but don't know told me that I should not be using a brush on my hair because I could damage it. I told her I know that but it's all I had with me. Next thing I know she came up behind me and started combing my hair with her own comb. I jumped back and she asked (in an offended voice) 'what, you don't like to be pampered."

    Um no, I don't like strangers combing my hair in a locker room.

    yikes...when I read this I actually glanced over my shoulder to make sure noone was coming at me with a comb...ewww...
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
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  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
    My former personal trainer. She never looked me in the eye, never smiled - ever. But the weirdest and creepiest thing about her was that she never, never said an unnecessary word to me - not even "Hi". She would meet me at the trainer desk, walk away like a robot with me following, and give me a command. When we got to the end of the routine list I had printed out, she would instruct me very briefly in the last movement, watch me do it, then leave without saying goodbye.

    oh my gosh she sounds AWESOME! at least the part were she would just walk off, hahahaha I used to love doing that to people that bourd me, or if like there was a moment of selence I would just walk away, AWESOME! hahahaha
  • jamielise2
    jamielise2 Posts: 432 Member
    There's a girl at my gym who I secretly call skinny skanky. Ladies, please, if you choose not to wear panties under your workout clothes, for the LOVE OF HEAVEN, make sure your shorts are long enough to cover your nether bits, or make sure that your workout pants are a thick enough fabric to hide the "camel toe". There is a girl who takes my body pump class and I HATE it when she's in front of me, because every time she squats or lunges I get to see more than I bargained for. I DON'T need to know her that well.
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    I have not noticed any at the new gym location I go to but the old one in the same chain had two girls that would literally just troll for guys EVERY time they were in. They would come in, sit down next to a guy specifically with a leg or thigh machine and slowly do reps... Then sit there for like 20 minutes flirting and then leave.

    While I was there I noticed these two girls go home with different guys at least 4 times...

    Its like...man... you see these girls all the time...The guy you were working out with the night before stuck it in now your getting whatever he had the next day....
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Here you go.:tongue:
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    Creepy girl checking you out

    How you doin??
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    while I occasionally check out the muscly guys at the gym (sorry, got a thing for great shoulders lol), I'm pretty sure I'm not the creepy chick at the gym...I'm usually way too busy sweating my *kitten* off to notice much other than other people have way better form than me, and they can run faster and make it look easy...and then I realize belatedly that all the guys in the free weight room just behind the upstairs treadmills can see me sweat buckets lol...

    my "ew gross" moment was in the women's locker room seeing some elderly women in the showers de-callousing (sp?) their feet with those little scrapers....EW....
  • emczech5
    emczech5 Posts: 224 Member
    I was in the hot tub at my gym, alone. It's in the women's locker room so everyone is of course naked. An older lady got in and put on goggles. After racing through every possible innocent explanation in my head, her head went under and I bolted.

    Rolling on the floor laughing. I honestly can't think of a reason why anybody would actually put their head under in a hot tub. Creepy, creepy creepy.
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
    There's one girl who's pretty much furniture in my main gym. She sits around the weights section not doing anything at all, in full workout gear, talking to anyone who'll give her the time of day. I loved breaking her little heart - I spoke to her on Wednesday, but my only words were 'Are you using that?' No, she replied. 'Can you move then?' Her face dropped and she got up and moved onto the next poor *kitten*.

    And so I guess you think it's a good quality to "break some ones heart" that's pretty lame, sounds to me like this girl uses the gym to pick up guy's, and I'm willing to bet she got over your "cool" reply, real fast

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