Manly vs Metro, Femme vs Butch

Butch (easy part):

-thanks to working in restaurants or pizza places with mostly menfolk, I can take any masochistic remark you throw at me, and I probably laugh at way too many of them
-Most of my friends or roommates are/have been guys (me talking to a girl usually ends up feeling like a bad date you can't wait to leave)
-my perfect weekend: Saturday- college football, Sunday- NFL (E-A-G-L-E-S!)- my dad is my sports buddy and we always text during the Iggs/Phils games
-I prefer hard outdoor work to sitting inside painting my nails (which I haven't done since the 9th grade)
-I LOVE scotch- no girlie appletinis for me thanks!

Femme (uhhh....):

-I enjoy dressing up and going out (though I think I more enjoy the contrast of rocking work boots and then cleaning up with a nice pair of heels)
-I wear makeup (though really, it's only bc my bf requested to see it sometimes, and I figured it couldn't hurt if we were going somewhere nice lol)
-I discovered I enjoy pedicures
-I love my thick, wavy hair and love to wear it down and show it off
-I get cuddly (gasp!) with my bf, who enjoys it too. My sisters and I joke about how I usually am reluctant to cuddle, I seem to date guys who love it.

Femme:
1. I like wearing shirts that show off my boobs
2. I like sparkly things
3. I have 2 bunnies and think there is NOTHING cuter than baby bunnies!
4. I love Gilmore Girls, Jane Austin movies, and just chick flicks in general
5. I've been converted to a shopper! (since losing weight, shopping has become much more fun!)

Butch:
1. I don't give a damn what my hair looks like & I hate make up... I only fuss with either of them on VERY special occasions
2. When working out, I sweat like a man, breathe like a man, and grunt like a man
3. I could out burp my brothers growing up
4. I am VERY excited to get dirty at my Warrior Dash and Spartan races this summer!!
5. Thinking of my butch qualities was easier than my femme ones... and I could go on! LOL

Femme:

1. My nails are ALWAYS done.
2. My bathroom cupboards look like the inside of my closest Bath & Body Works store.
3. I wear rhinestones when I go out. If it doesn't sparkle, neither do I.
4. I wear heels ALOT because they make my legs look fantastic.
5. I love candlelight, and have a collection of different sizes and scents around at all times.

Butch:

1. I have NO problem stepping on a copperhead with a pair of boots and chopping it's head off with a shovel. I even think its cool to poke the head afterward with a stick... It will keep trying to bite for up to 15 minutes!
2. I could spend every day (AND my yearly paycheck) in a Home Depot if I didn't have to use it for everything else, like bills and food. Lol
3. When the Texas Longhorns are playing, I'm usually screaming at the TV louder than any men nearby.
4. I can fix a toilet, digup and repair plumbing lines, sand and varnish floors, use a circular saw, and have my own collection of power tools. If I can learn and do it myself, I will.
5. I'd rather drive a truck than anything else. Period.
6. I would rather camp (tent, sleeping bag, and a flashlight) and fish, than stay in any hotel or resort you can think of.

Edited to add: I found the more Butch qualities to be easier to think of, too!

7. When I go out, I drink tequila straight. No girlie salt, lime, and chasers for me!

Femme

1. I never go out without makeup.
2. My favorite color is pink.
3. I can cook and sew, sometimes at the same time.
4. I love shoes and pretty dresses.
5. I love smelly lotions and perfumes, they make me happy!

Butch

1. I love hunting and fishing, and can clean a deer/fish like nobody's business.
2. I can do anything construction related. Lay tile, finish drywall, paint, do electrical and plumbing...ect.
3. I can change my own oil and tires, and don't mind getting greasy.
4. I can run big equipment and have my CDL.
5. I love power tools, the bigger the better.

Femme

1. I am obsessed with shoes.
2. I shower, at least, twice a day.
3. I love to cook, clean, and sew.
4. I have incredibly soft skin.
5. I cry during sappy movies, songs, and even commercials.

Butch

1. I curse like a Sailor.
2. I will not back down from a fight.
3. I think about sex all the time.
4. I'm highly competitive.
5. I love exotic cars.

dang I missed # 3 for butch, that's so me too

Wow, I feel like I'm at Smith College all over again. Haha.

Femme:
1. I wear make-up
2. I love wearing corsets
3. I cry at books, films, babies, cute things.....
4. I eat chocolate with wild abandon when I have PMT
5. I enjoy baking and sewing (resorting to gender stereotypes here :ohwell: )

Butch:
1. I like playing with chainsaws and brushcutters
2. I do the the bulk of the DIY (putting up shelves, unblocking the toilet etc)
3. I don't tend to shave my underarms
4. I tend to live in boots (hiking boots, doc martens or similar) - don't like heels.
5. At the adventure playground I'll be climbing, swinging on things etc with my daughter, alongside the other dads, rather than sitting on the bench gossiping with the other mums
(I can also belch and fart like a trooper and would rather a pint of decent 7% scrumpy cider than a glass of wine)

*edit* butch stuff was way easier to think of and I could add a ton more to the list.

Man side:
If it has wheels, odds are I've driven it
I like beer, whiskey, tequila, bourbon, etc.
I've worked in contruction
I believe that using a pad on the bar for squats is for wussies
I have pushed a 7-man sled by myself

Fem side:
I've read books by Nora Roberts and liked them (3 Sisters Island Trilogy)
I like colorful, fruity drinks sometimes
I've cried in the moives
I like "chick flicks"
I bake

Fun!

Femme
I never go to work without makeup on.
My boyfriend's clothes are kept in the spare room because our huge closet is full of my stuff.
I ALWAYS have polish on my toes.
I have more pairs shoes than I can count, or keep track of.
I cry often, over anything, unless doing one of the activities listed below.

Butch
I ride dirt bikes, snowmobiles and the like. (Preferably at high speeds.)
I can't cook or bake without a recipe.
I burp like a champ.
I can change my tires, do an oil change, and I know that when my car won't start if I smack the start motor with a wrench it'll probably go.
I like to spend weeks at a time camping. (No shower, no makeup, no toilet.)

Fem:
Love all things fashion
Shopping
Decorating
Baking
Crafty

Butch:
Refinishing furniture & all things DIY
Argue aggressively
Cooking & cleaning are not my "place"
Practical
Love hooking up my car (though my bling is kinda girly)