Today, I'd like to smack...............

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  • Hummmingbird
    Hummmingbird Posts: 337 Member
    .....all the dumb *kitten* walking in the parking lot at school who are texting or just not paying attention as i drive down the rows....and then shoot me dirty looks when i drive close to them....get the F*&% out of the way! <<SMACK>>
  • releasetherobots
    releasetherobots Posts: 22 Member
    my boyfriend's lazy, jobless, homeless friend who keeps asking to crash on my couch. you're 32. get a job and an apartment. SMACK!!
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    The idjit who passed their strep throat on to me... whomever they may be.

    <<SMaCK>>
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    Myself...preferably my own *kitten*....

    You should charge admission... just sayin. lol
  • kapspecial
    kapspecial Posts: 67 Member
    Easy answer, the dude I met for the first time in person for coffee last night. Who not only showed up 20mins late, texted throughout our little sit down and spoke derogatory about the women he had dated in the past, but decided we should split the $3.23 (not a typo) bill. Then sent me a text asking if he was the type of guy I could see myself dating? Ummm...I don't hate myself so that would be a NOOOOOOO! <SMACK>
  • turningstar
    turningstar Posts: 393 Member
    The d|¢=head that borrowed my truck with half a tank of gas, and then returned it three days later running on fumes.
    Did I mention he has to pass a gas station on the way to my house? Two in fact!
    <smackity double smack, and a kick in the ba//z>!!!
  • christina0089
    christina0089 Posts: 709 Member
    The stupid manager at work who told me "I know you're proud of being pregnant.. but you need to work on sucking your gut in".......

    Or the Hospital HR department people when I apply for an ENTRY LEVEL position (I am 3 years into my BS in Psychology) but they want 2+ years of experience in a "Hospital setting"! >-<

    You actually should have smacked your manager for that... how not cool and inappropriate!

    I would like to smack ur manager! :mad:
  • wittlelacey
    wittlelacey Posts: 391 Member
    My grandma for bringing over Ritz crackers and nutty bars that are oh so tempting -____-
  • kmozymoz
    kmozymoz Posts: 187
    An old hag I unfortunately have to work with!! :mad: Old ladies are supposed to be NICE.
  • kaikoi47
    kaikoi47 Posts: 41 Member
    The dumb girls in my school that wonder why they can't have a decent relationship when they sleep with anything that looks at them *SMACK*

    My father who brought a dog home, let my sisters fall in love with him, then took him to a shelter because HE didn't' ant to take him out for one walk *PIMP SLAP!*
  • christina0089
    christina0089 Posts: 709 Member
    Bobby Brown!

    YESSSSSSSS!
  • Sherbog
    Sherbog Posts: 1,072 Member
    Everyone on my walk who did not have their dogs on a leash! After being bitten four tiimes and knowing the dogs smell my fear I would love to smack their owners.
  • Amberchalon
    Amberchalon Posts: 207 Member
    My stupid ex-boyfriend--- I wish I could smack, kick and punch him right now!
  • scinamon1
    scinamon1 Posts: 158 Member
    myself who can't do this STUPID essay even though its 2am and I've been working on it since last Tuesday.

    my tutor who set such a stupid essay AND said it was due 'weds 14th feb' WTF? If we hand it in late we get zero, but you've totally screwed up the dates. I don't want to fail my degree because you cant read a calender.

    SMACK.
  • CSummers316
    CSummers316 Posts: 74
    Every darn day, someone comes into my life who just deserves to be smacked. It never fails, and is usually just for doing really stupid crap... So far, that would be my brother, who constantly interrupts me when I am answering his questions and then when I get pissed, he says "I'm not trying to start a fight."

    Then shut the f up and listen!
  • SilverStrychnine
    SilverStrychnine Posts: 413 Member
    Today I'd like to smack my housemate, square in the effing face.

    I am sick to bleeping death of her commenting on my life and my situation WITHOUT knowing what the bleep they're actually talking about.

    Apparently $100 a week in rent is "bleep all". Sure, to some, it may well be. When I'm only receiving $180 a week, that's a pretty big chunk. So what do I need to do? Get a job, obviously. Sure, not that hard is it? I mean, I've only applied for over 150 jobs in the last month alone. I guess I just need to "look harder".

    Wouldn't you think that having a third person move in and pay rent make things easier on everyone? So why the bleep hasn't it? Why are things HARDER on everyone? Where is all the money going? How are you so "hard up"? I'm really confused as to how you can claim to be "struggling to make ends meet" when you've got a full pantry, food literally falling out of the fridge, and you're still talking about going meat shopping. Know what I'm living on? Bread and salad. That's it. That is it. You know, maybe if you didn't have 5 massive takeaways a bleeping week, you might not be so "hard up".

    And STOP getting your 14 year old to do everything for you. Get out of the bed and get your own damn water bottle. The fridge is literally 7 metres away from you. The exercise in that alone would do you good. You're obese, not an invalid.


    Sorry everyone, I just REALLY needed to get that off my chest!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    My husband's fine *kitten*...he is so hot!
  • SilverStrychnine
    SilverStrychnine Posts: 413 Member
    the person who told me I was "too skinny" today and to not lose more weight.


    background: I am 5'4 I am 135- I want to be 130 (the middle of my healthy range) I am a size 6. I am healthy- I look healthy. stop judging me from my old fat self. I have work too hard to be healthy not skinny. :explode:

    Someone sounds jealous!
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    Today I'd like to smack myself.

    Honestly, I've been in a c*nt mood all day and I know I was a prick to a few people in the midst of it unnecessarily.
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
    My ex.... just for my pleasure. Not a bad guy or anything, but I would really just love to beat the crap out of him.

    BLOW TO THE FACE!
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
    My husband's fine *kitten*...he is so hot!
    Lol, I love it!
  • CreepyOne
    CreepyOne Posts: 221 Member
    The *kitten* of the lady on front of me lol
  • sexycheesemonkey
    sexycheesemonkey Posts: 196 Member
    My husband's fine *kitten*...he is so hot!
    Lol, I love it!

    ^This
  • twilightfan20
    twilightfan20 Posts: 113 Member
    The governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal! His smack has been long over due!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    ....my b!tch up. Change my pitch up.....
  • LovingCruz
    LovingCruz Posts: 634 Member
    MY husband <smack, smack. smack>
    These jobs that are not responding back to me <sssmmmmmaaaacckkk>
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    JJ's sexy *kitten* ;) mmmm
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
    JJ's sexy *kitten* ;) mmmm

    Mmmm ....Smack me and I'll smack ya back!
  • catlady66
    catlady66 Posts: 23
    My daughter's boyfriend <*smack*> because he hasn't found a job in a year, don't think he's even trying. And the daughter <*smack*> for staying with him. Also to my same daughter because she can't stay in the hospital with a serious kidney infection without sneaking outside for a cigarette and <*smack*> threatening to discharge herself when they tell her she can't do that!
  • kit_katty
    kit_katty Posts: 992 Member
    This morning, myself for getting up to do a workout DVD and just not being into it, so not exercising. Sigh.

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