Things you say to your scale

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  • жжжж
    жжжж Posts: 12
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    My scale and I are not on speaking terms.
  • alexbelly
    alexbelly Posts: 277 Member
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    LIAR !
  • musclefat2k
    musclefat2k Posts: 89 Member
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    MUTHAF@#$% WHAT????
  • sassygamma
    sassygamma Posts: 84 Member
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    I have never been to nice to my scale, i know it wishes it had a better home. But lately i think it is rethinking it self, i have been playing nice for a few weeks now, so maybe it will learn to love me...
  • lcchrt
    lcchrt Posts: 234 Member
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    I honestly laugh. If I lost Im happy on a certain woman level, if I gain I feel like I'm gaining muscle from lifting. The only time I kick it back under the piano in rage is when I maintain!
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
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    f--- you

    yes, i do say that to my scale. lol
  • 77tes
    77tes Posts: 7,972 Member
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    LIAR !

    ^^this!^^ Sometimes I add, "Pants on fire!":explode:
  • icewindfirex
    icewindfirex Posts: 118
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    On my bad days:

    "You must be broken."

    :laugh:
  • xYumzx
    xYumzx Posts: 953 Member
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    Good Day : YAY! *does alittle dance*
    Bad Day : awwe poor little thing would you like to be replaced play nice now!
  • CSummers316
    CSummers316 Posts: 74
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    I call it a panty waist because it can't weigh a bubba like me! At least not accurately worth a darn.

    Now the scale at work, it can weigh me. and usually if I say anything at all to it, it is something like "Hells yeah" on good days and "I will destroy you!" on the bad
  • sherrywtrmn
    sherrywtrmn Posts: 26 Member
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    Bad day: "Damn it!"
    Good day: giant cheesy grin
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 485 Member
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    I call mine Stupid A LOT! lol If its playing nice I usually just smile at it.
  • FireTigerSoul
    FireTigerSoul Posts: 274 Member
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    Today I asked it why it went up three lbs if I moved it over one inch to the left, and went down 1 lb one inch to the right. :(

    Keep to the right!

    Lol, I would, but now I'm wondering which one is accurate...I hope it's the right!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    i usually only say vile things to my scale. Ive threatened it more times than I care to admit.
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 431 Member
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    Lately I've been telling it to fvck off.
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
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    *insert bad words here*
  • crissy170
    crissy170 Posts: 31 Member
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    Good day ... . atta girl ..

    Bad dqy .. ...> what da f**k!! piece a sh**!
  • KristenLynn87
    KristenLynn87 Posts: 30 Member
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    NO.
  • firefly171717
    firefly171717 Posts: 226 Member
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    I honestly laugh. If I lost Im happy on a certain woman level, if I gain I feel like I'm gaining muscle from lifting. The only time I kick it back under the piano in rage is when I maintain!

    Love it
  • Pandorian
    Pandorian Posts: 2,055 MFP Moderator
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    Recently? Why can't you agree with my pants... they keep falling down (need to find my belt) but the scale is stubbornly steady.

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