Things you say to your scale

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  • lilkitn
    lilkitn Posts: 25 Member
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    I plead with it while the digital lines are going across and it's "loading"...

    sounds like me - "come on...come on...please be lower than last time!!!"

    Yeah, that's pretty much what I do too! lol
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
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    Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!

    ^^^ now THAT's hilarious!

    Do I talk to my scale? Yes. Do I say anything nice to it? No! I just got a new scale, tho, so maybe I'll stop cussing it and start saying nice things!

    Showing my age!!!! But that has got to be one of SNL's best!!!!

    Yup -- and useful in a variety of situations as I have found throughout the years...
  • AmyLRed
    AmyLRed Posts: 894 Member
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    I usually growl a little or if it goes down, like today, i smiled and said "thanks".
  • Moonbeamlissie
    Moonbeamlissie Posts: 504 Member
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    I weigh in on the wii, so you know it can "see" me so um.. on bad days and when i step on and it says "ohhhhh" like you weigh a ton I usually give it the middle finger!! lol My favorite saying to is "are you sure this is right?" "Maybe I need to move you to another part of the floor"
  • monkeypantz
    monkeypantz Posts: 288 Member
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    I let if know how easily replaceable it is!
  • oneIT
    oneIT Posts: 388 Member
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    We are not on speaking terms right now.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    I have a scale that talks and anounces your weight, so it talks back.

    I got on this morning.

    Scale said, "One person at a time, please."

    Me: "*kitten* you."
  • gipperakh
    gipperakh Posts: 102 Member
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    "Oh for cryin' out loud!!" or "nuh uh...really?"
  • bluezy83
    bluezy83 Posts: 20
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    We are not on speaking terms right now.

    i have a no contact order with mine :laugh:
  • meglynne1987
    meglynne1987 Posts: 382 Member
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    Good Day: "Yeah Buddy!" ---- Followed by the happy dance. :)

    Bad Day: "Really?!?!?" or "Seriously?!?" .... "Must be broken" LOL
  • MUByM
    MUByM Posts: 208
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    Good day-- oh hell yea!!!!
    Same-- the ****?
    Bad day-- you *****! How dare you!
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
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    My scale is refusing to budge up in weight despite eating over 7000 calories a day!

    We're not on speaking terms.
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    I have a scale that talks and anounces your weight, so it talks back.

    I got on this morning.

    Scale said, "One person at a time, please."

    Me: "*kitten* you."

    Love it!
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
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    Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

    Love this!

    scale-cry.gif
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
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    I never say anything...I make this face :huh: ...this face :angry: .....or a combination of :noway: +:bigsmile:

    And usually those faces are preceeded by a silent will for the number to "not be over" a certain weight.
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    "be nice or you are going in the snow just like the last one."

    So far this year it hasn't been overly nice and that snow bank outside my window is looking like a good spot for it.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    huh and really seem to come up a lot....both in good and bad weigh ins
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    one of the following....

    Good Day: F**K YEAH!

    Bad Day: F**K YOU!

    that's about all the variation... lol

    that about sums it up
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    liar!! or really??
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
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    Bad day - "I'm getting off & I'm going to give you one more chance..."

    Good day - "Good boy! Who wants fresh batteries!?"

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