Things you say to your scale
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I plead with it while the digital lines are going across and it's "loading"...
sounds like me - "come on...come on...please be lower than last time!!!"
Yeah, that's pretty much what I do too! lol0 -
Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!
^^^ now THAT's hilarious!
Do I talk to my scale? Yes. Do I say anything nice to it? No! I just got a new scale, tho, so maybe I'll stop cussing it and start saying nice things!
Showing my age!!!! But that has got to be one of SNL's best!!!!
Yup -- and useful in a variety of situations as I have found throughout the years...0 -
I usually growl a little or if it goes down, like today, i smiled and said "thanks".0
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I weigh in on the wii, so you know it can "see" me so um.. on bad days and when i step on and it says "ohhhhh" like you weigh a ton I usually give it the middle finger!! lol My favorite saying to is "are you sure this is right?" "Maybe I need to move you to another part of the floor"0
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I let if know how easily replaceable it is!0
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We are not on speaking terms right now.0
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I have a scale that talks and anounces your weight, so it talks back.
I got on this morning.
Scale said, "One person at a time, please."
Me: "*kitten* you."0 -
"Oh for cryin' out loud!!" or "nuh uh...really?"0
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We are not on speaking terms right now.
i have a no contact order with mine :laugh:0 -
Good Day: "Yeah Buddy!" ---- Followed by the happy dance.
Bad Day: "Really?!?!?" or "Seriously?!?" .... "Must be broken" LOL0 -
Good day-- oh hell yea!!!!
Same-- the ****?
Bad day-- you *****! How dare you!0 -
My scale is refusing to budge up in weight despite eating over 7000 calories a day!
We're not on speaking terms.0 -
I have a scale that talks and anounces your weight, so it talks back.
I got on this morning.
Scale said, "One person at a time, please."
Me: "*kitten* you."
Love it!0 -
Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!
Love this!
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I never say anything...I make this face :huh: ...this face .....or a combination of :noway: +:bigsmile:
And usually those faces are preceeded by a silent will for the number to "not be over" a certain weight.0 -
"be nice or you are going in the snow just like the last one."
So far this year it hasn't been overly nice and that snow bank outside my window is looking like a good spot for it.0 -
huh and really seem to come up a lot....both in good and bad weigh ins0
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one of the following....
Good Day: F**K YEAH!
Bad Day: F**K YOU!
that's about all the variation... lol
that about sums it up0 -
liar!! or really??0
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Bad day - "I'm getting off & I'm going to give you one more chance..."
Good day - "Good boy! Who wants fresh batteries!?"0
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