The secrets to cutting fat and looking awesome

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  • judypriv
    judypriv Posts: 206 Member
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    My unicorn is going to be pissed. We usually eat our bagels in the morning together while he takes his morning run with me on his back.
  • ksavvy
    ksavvy Posts: 52
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    Please, please, please can I steal and keep copies in my gym bag, fridge door, and my grocer's freezer case??
  • PrincessLou71186
    PrincessLou71186 Posts: 747 Member
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    Needed that giggle, thanks.
  • tracylee679
    tracylee679 Posts: 189 Member
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    I don't know that they would work so well for me, but if they will give my hubby a body like the one you have he will be doing these starting tomorrow...lol!

    Too funny, by the way!
  • piinchi
    piinchi Posts: 172 Member
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    Nuts. I lost my unicorn.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    I actually prefer to set out dollops of cream cheese frosting for the insulin fairy--she told me she likes that better, it shows more effort. as a result she burns more fat for me than the sugar-leavers.

    Once again, it's whiskey, cocaine and hookers. :wink:
  • divinesoul
    divinesoul Posts: 48 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Well written! It's nice to see everything laid out like this in a manner that makes sense. Bump!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    bump
  • JayneTraub
    JayneTraub Posts: 29 Member
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    Now this is advice I can relate to :laugh:
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,554 Member
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    Re #6 - we all know that brown food has no calories so that's an even better reason to add the soy sauce.
    (you don't need to add soy sauce to chocolate, that is already brown and hence has no calories).
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    How much does your purse weight?
  • wittlelacey
    wittlelacey Posts: 412 Member
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    I do fancy #3 :)
  • 0EmmeNicole0
    0EmmeNicole0 Posts: 180 Member
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    Yessssss to this !!
  • adamsilva
    adamsilva Posts: 261 Member
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    do i hop on 1 foot first then drink the ice water or vice versa?
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,806 Member
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    bump

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  • leoma280
    leoma280 Posts: 22
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    How can I get the sugar craving fairy to leave me alone? Also while advising not to eat carbs when riding a unicorn, it's also in everyone's best interests not to play leap frog with a unicorn.

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  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
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    You should also sing The Star Spangled Banner before every work out. You will burn more calories this way. I know I do.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    bump

    bumping the bump that bumped the bumper cars.

    Bumping the bump the hump that bumped the bumper cars
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 616 Member
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    Fantastic advice! Muscles, prepare to be thoroughly confused tomorrow at the gym.

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