I'm bored...let's talk dirty
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Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.
Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.
I do love Paco!0 -
Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.
You would love my place, Mario. Just took out the carpeting. Sparkling hardwoods now!
I feel like I influenced your hardwood.0 -
A man has lived alone for 15yrs since his wife died. On his 85th birthday his kids decide to book him a hotel room & get him a hooker for the night. They tell him that someone is going to come visit his room and give him a big surprise that night, and that he should enjoy himself.
He goes to the room & after a while he hears a knock on the door. Answering the door he sees a young beautiful blonde lady there.
"What'd you want?" he asks.
"I'm here to give you super sex" she replies.
He thinks for a few minutes & says "I'll take the soup."
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I'm sick of washing the dishes.
And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.
LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!0 -
cleaned my fridge yesterday. Grabbed the garbage, opened the door and yelled "Jump!"
:laugh: Thats kinda my technique with my Hubbies socks! I tell him that I just whistle & they follow me down the stairs & jump into the washer. :laugh:0 -
I'm sick of washing the dishes.
And also sick of finding Victorias secret fatalities under certain people's bed, because I have to look under there to find all the damn dishes.
LMBO!!!!!! I needed this laugh!!!
I'm hoping it is your son's or daughter's and not a significant other!!!
I can't tell you how many times I have found rouge panties on the ground around campus. It is truly frightening.0 -
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't *kitten* her."0 -
the best soccer is played in the muddiest of mud where it gets splashed everywhere when you're running and kicking the ball around!! i love soccer.0
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I almost walked out the door and stopped when I realized my left sock was squishy.0
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i just cleaned my carpet. its all fresh and clean now.0
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i never clean my teeth, i only have a bath every week and I wear the same clothes every day0
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I can't believe that this thread hasn't gotten locked yet!0
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My patio out back is filled with my kids chalk dust EVERYWHERE and it keeps getting tracked into the house, which is making my crazy but too lazy to go out in the cold and clean it up!!!!!!0
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Everytime I blow my nose (darn allergies) I get little white specks of tissue lint on my black sweater. GOOD LAWD I'm going to need a new lint roller.0
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Been so muddy here keeping the carpet cleaned has been very very hard.0
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I have a fur rug in my living room... a rug covered in dog fur. I hate vacuuming.0
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The plumber was here yesterday and he had to cut out some tiles there is still dust in some place. I'm being lazy.
Yes they can! I married one :devil:0 -
It's been raining & my back yard is muddy so when the dogs come in the house, there are little paw prints all over the kitchen floor.... I'm about to buy stock in Pinesol.0
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I hit the gym this morning, but I'm too tired to change out of my previously sweaty clothes? LOL :flowerforyou:0
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There are hairs and dust bunnies around my toilet. EWWWWWWWW0
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