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    • Posts: 232 Member
      a sperm whale’s brain and a guinea pig hooray
    • Posts: 13 Member
      Haha elephants penis :(
    • Posts: 165 Member
      A Bald Eagle - but that makes me feel guilty


      60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!) OMG there is a comment in there but.........ROFLMAO!!!
    • Posts: 1,535 Member
      An elephant's penis and an average human brain
    • Posts: 31 Member
      Somewhere between an elephant's heart and a bale of hay! :happy:
    • Posts: 804 Member
      Arnold Schwarzenegger & an average human leg!:noway: :laugh: :blushing:
    • Posts: 553 Member
      The worlds largest ball of tape.. & then some :-)
    • Posts: 142
      an average 2 year old
    • Posts: 15 Member
      bump
    • Posts: 205 Member
      a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig......
    • Posts: 265 Member
      I just had a weigh in today and i am very excited. In total i have lost a sperm whale's brain, but i don't find that one very humorous, so i'd rather think that i lost 2 newborn babies or 3 chihuahuas and a guinea pig!

      Very funny. Very glad i saw this one as i just got home from my weigh in and am a bit buzzed!
    • Posts: 3
      a rack of baby back ribs - But I just started....



      :drinker:
    • Posts: 190
      An average newborn 7.5 :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 154
      An average human leg and heart. 43 lbs :)
    • Posts: 235
      Just under a cinder block. :)

      *edit* or
      the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and a rack of baby back ribs.
    • Posts: 3,808 Member
      7.5 pounds = an average newborn

      well thats my first son's birth weight gone :laugh:
    • Posts: 664 Member
      tell me ::: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? :::

      3 pounds = an average human brain

      This explains why I think I'm losing my mind at times
    • Posts: 1
      I signed up this account 2 days ago and I've lost a rack of baby back ribs. Hurray :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 7
      OH no! I seem to have lost my niece. Has anybody seen her she is blond with curls and weights about the same as the amount of cheese an average american eats in a year.
    • Posts: 10
      A car tyre and a rack of baby back ribs!!! YAY!
    • Posts: 413 Member
      HAHAHA I've lost a human head!!!
    • Posts: 100
      i have lost an average house cat and a human head (19lbs) so far...................
    • Posts: 430 Member
      A mid-size microwave and a guinea pig.
    • Posts: 22
      well done to you all on your losses
    • Posts: 369 Member
      I lost an average two year old! HAHA! That's great!
    • Posts: 159 Member
      a human brain, head and skin and and 2 guinea pigs :tongue:

      and... I still have an ostrich egg to go
    • Posts: 757 Member
      So far...an automobile tire. Trying to lose the other 3 in the set. :smile:
    • Posts: 52 Member
      I mid sized microwave...and a guinea pig?!?!? I've watched enough Joe Cartoon to know that that is NOT a good combination! LOL
    • Posts: 994 Member
      I have lost a Chihuahua!! :)
    • Posts: 130 Member
      I once lost a bale of hay but then I re-baled it straw by straw. So now I'm trying again and just started, so I've lost a guinea pig. It's ok, it stank anyway.
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