Favorite one liner from a movie

"I'm not that kind of angel." - John Travolta in 'Michael'

"These go to 11" (Spinal Tap)

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame, my favorite movie of all time...

Great quote!

Either "if you're from Africa, why are you white?" from Mean Girls or "nobody puts Baby in a corner" from Dirty Dancing.

NOBODY puts baby in a corner! loooove it!

"I fart in your general direction"
Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" along with "Aw, somebody's gotta ride back and get a ****LOAD of dimes!!!"
Both from Blazing Saddles

Murphy: Where the **** are you going?
Connor: Shh, I'm figuring some **** out here.
Murphy: Oh **** you! I'm sweating my *kitten* off dragging your ****ing rope around! Must weigh thirty pounds.
Connor: Shh! We are doing some serious **** here, now get a ****ing hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh **** you, I'm not the rope-toting Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ****ing lost!
Connor: Will you ****ing shut it!


AND


Rocco: [seeing a room full of mobsters killed by Connor and Murphy] ****in' … what the ****in' **** … who the **** … **** this ****in' … how did you two ****in' ****s … ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word


BOONDOCK SAINTS :happy:
best movie EVER

SEcond best movie behind Reservoir Dogs

I have tons from my favorite movie A Knight's Tale alas i guess I will only use 2:

Wat: It's called a lance. Heellooo?

Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.

Okay so i lied...Sue me!

Chaucer: You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: Today... today, you find yourselves equals.
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
[crowd, boo]
Chaucer: In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

And my favorite which has significant meaning:
John Thatcher: Change your stars and live a better life than I have.

"IT'S SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIEEE"

His mama named him Clay, I'mma call him Clay.

- Coming to America


Who's the Master? Sho-Nuff!!

- The Last Dragon

Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?


-The Jerk

I'd love to kiss ya but I just washed my hair. (Bette Davis in one of the oldies)

"Pvt. Joe Bowers: Why me? Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.
Sgt. Keller: Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading - or at least following.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: That doesn't embarrass me."

"Officer Collins: [addressing military brass about Rita's background] We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping"."

"Narrator: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."

"Frito: Go away! 'Batin'!"
~Idiocracy

"There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks - A League of Their Own
"I'm a cop you idiot!" & "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" & "It's not a tumor!"- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kindergarten Cop
"I'll be back" - Arnold in the Terminator
"Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino - Scarface
"You talkin to me?" - Robert DeNiro - Taxi Driver

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

The Italian Job (Michael Caine - UK original)

"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? "