Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • sdlr4592
    sdlr4592 Posts: 95
    "Lick it up, baby... Lick. It. Up." - The Heathers. :D
  • mally91
    mally91 Posts: 5 Member
    Just a Few:

    Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate? (Dodgeball)

    Deigo: Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages. (Ice Age)

    Brian Clough: I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the country. But I'm in the top one. (The damned United)

    Peter Pan: To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure. (Hook)

    Duke: [to Rocky] You see? You see? He's not a machine, he's a man, he's a man. (Rocky IV)
  • taldie01
    taldie01 Posts: 378
    " You think your so cool cause you pee with your penis, well you need a new conditioner cause your ends are split"

    Rob Schnider
    Soriety Girls
  • katrin25
    katrin25 Posts: 38
    Kaffee: I want the truth! Jessep: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! " From A Few Good Men.
  • katrin25
    katrin25 Posts: 38
    I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about.

    Office Space

    Love, love, love this movie!!!

    I know right. Do you have your TPS reports?
  • katrin25
    katrin25 Posts: 38
    love that movie. ...Milton (after his red stapler was taken away from him), "I'm gonna set the building on fire..." omg. so funny. I know sometimes I get the Milton-syndrome at work.
  • willloseorelse
    willloseorelse Posts: 27
    "A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut." -Monty Python Holy Grail

    It's a great non-sequitur to defuse tension or just confuse people.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    It's probably been said already but:

    "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    "My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian"

    - Pulp fiction

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

    - Princess Bride
  • katrin25
    katrin25 Posts: 38
    :bigsmile:
  • katrin25
    katrin25 Posts: 38
    "I hate to break it to you man, where not going to make it 13 hours let alone 13 days" Bill Paxton Aliens

    I hate to be picky but the line goes:
    "Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours!"

    You're still awesome for quoting Aliens. That's one of my favorite movies of all time!

    that's my favorite movie. thanks for your correction.
  • wapan
    wapan Posts: 219 Member
    "is it true that there's a place in a man's head that when you shoot it, it explodes?" Hot Fuzz
  • Redbird99ky
    Redbird99ky Posts: 305 Member
    "We've got to get her to a hospital"
    "What is it?"
    "It's a big building where they keep sick people!"

    from the movie "Airplane!"
  • KJVBear33
    KJVBear33 Posts: 628
    "oh! My sweet Wesley, what had I done." The princess bride

    Personally I would have picked "get used to disappointment" from that same movie..........
  • willloseorelse
    willloseorelse Posts: 27
    Have fun storming the castle!
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!", Ving Rhames in Talladega Nights

    All the lines that the kids say at the dinner table in Talladega Nights

    "You more shredded than a julienne salad, man.", Robert Downey, Jr. in Tropic Thunder

    "Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!", Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder

    ◦When you wrote ‘I Love Tha P*ssy’, was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance’s forehead?, Robert Downey in Tropic Thunder

    I meant Michael Clarke Duncan in Talladega Nights
  • Coolhand1969
    Coolhand1969 Posts: 821 Member
    "oh! My sweet Wesley, what had I done." The princess bride

    Personally I would have picked "get used to disappointment" from that same movie..........


    INCONCEIVABLE!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Tis' merely a flesh wound!"

    "Help, help, I'm being repressed."

    "Bring out the holy hand grenade!"
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
    "Hey Peter, Whaaaaat's happening? Yeah, listen I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday, okay".... (later in the same scene) "I'm gonna need you to come in Sunday too. We lost a few people this week and we sorta need to play Catch-up... Thanks a lot, Peter"

    From the same movie "Watch your Corn-hole, bud."

    and

    "Michael Bolton is a perfectly good name."
    "Wrong! It used to be a good name; until that no-talent *kitten* Clown started winning Grammys"
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Hey Peter, Whaaaaat's happening? Yeah, listen I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday, okay"....

    It was mmmkay... changing it decreases the impact of its hilarity. So get it right, mmmkay?

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