Your favorite/memorable Seinfeld quotes or episodes?

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  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 756 Member
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    HAPPY FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!!
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
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    George's Answering Machine! : Believe or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone ....
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
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    **i'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple

    **i'm not gay... not that there's anything wrong w/that

    **these pretzels are making me thirsty!

    **i think he converted to judaism just for the jokes

    **no soup for you
  • Nichole23225
    Nichole23225 Posts: 38 Member
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    The one where Jerry steals the marble rye from the old woman on the street.
    The one about JFK, Jr. - he's in Elaine's aerobics class
  • vs1023
    vs1023 Posts: 417 Member
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    Mulva...Dolores!!


    Hellooooooooo...la la la

    Marble Rye

    GET OUT!! (I did this when my husband proposed to me, including me pushing him clear across the room..LOL)
  • Michele7091
    Michele7091 Posts: 256 Member
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    **i'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple

    OMG ~ I love this one...especially when George asks Elaine "Where's my Christmas card...everybody else got a Christmas card but me".
    "You want your Christmas card...here's your Christmas card!!" as she's shoving his face in her chest! Hilarious!
  • dadoffo
    dadoffo Posts: 422 Member
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    Hooochie Mama...
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
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    "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!"

    "I don't have square to spare."
  • getfitdiva
    getfitdiva Posts: 1,148 Member
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    HELLLLLOUUUUUUUUUUU - yes that is what her belly said LMAO!!!
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 754 Member
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    I was in the pool
    No soup for you
    Sponge worthy
  • SandersWifey
    SandersWifey Posts: 387
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    No soup for you!!!!
  • clewis628
    clewis628 Posts: 94 Member
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    I have been laughing the whole time reading these!

    As for my favorites:

    It's a Pig-Man Jerry!

    These Pretzels are making me Thirsty!

    SERENITY NOW!

    And then there's the episode where Kramer takes the SAAB for the test drive and just keeps going....
  • bsampsonmorgan
    bsampsonmorgan Posts: 7
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    Ever since I've gotten engaged, my fiance and I always say: "My fiance, poor baby" --- which is the episode where Elaine says "Maybe the dingo ate your baby"
  • LastSixtySix
    LastSixtySix Posts: 352 Member
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    George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

    Telemarketer: Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?
    Jerry: Yes.
    [hangs up]


    Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
  • BoxingChick
    BoxingChick Posts: 124 Member
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    when George combines his favorite things.... has sex while eating a sandwich and watching the game too I think.

    and when Jerry grabs the marble rye from the lady and yells "give me that rye you old bag"....lol

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