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    Sticking a knife in my eye, what are your thoughts?

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      I'm oddly intrigued by the attention to detail your post.

      I know, right?
    • Posts: 6,774 Member
      THIS is my way of "answering" some of the posts I see without violating any MFP rules.
      Give yourself time. You'll learn to just pass on by. :glasses:
    • Posts: 2,810 Member
      You can stick a knife in your eye, but wear a HRM and you MUST eat back the calories you burn. That's a scientific fact.
    • Posts: 10,413 Member
      Just make sure there are no bread crumbs or other carbs on it... them suckers will kill ya!
    • Posts: 244 Member
      No you should absolutely NOT stick a knife in your eye. I once stuck a knife in my eye and I can tell you now not just based on my own personal experience, but that there are thousands of studies out there - none of which I will link to - that show that sticking a knife in your eye is FAR less effective than sticking a knife in your thigh. I've also worked as a knifer for 6 months and have a Certification of Stabbiness, so you can take what I am saying to the bank.

      So funny!
    • Posts: 1,932 Member
      better you than me!
    • Posts: 910 Member
      too funny....
    • Posts: 1,705 Member
      While I understand you are sticking the knife in your eye, you never specifically mentioned whether or not you plan on removing that knife. It could add ounces to your weight, you know.

      I'm going to assume you are intending to remove both your eye and said knife, in which case, I welcome you to Team Pirate. Now you get to wear a sexy little eyepatch and yell "Arrrrrrrrrrr" at everyone you pass. If they ask any questions about your behavior, just roll your remaining eye and launch into a long, detailed monologue about your weight loss journey and your willingness to commit to a healthier lifestyle, regardless of personal sacrifices such as depth perception.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
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      Catch it if you can. :bigsmile:


      AAAAAAHHHHH!!! yer creepin me out:noway:
    • Posts: 3,845 Member
      If you do stick a knife in your eye, I'd be interested to know if it makes a "POP" sound. Lemme know. OK?
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
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      I think girls only find it hot if the eye is tattooed. Well, if it's a male eye. Only *kitten* get tattoos on their eyes!

      Stop it! Stop it! I can't breathe...:laugh:
    • Posts: 139
      While I understand you are sticking the knife in your eye, you never specifically mentioned whether or not you plan on removing that knife. It could add ounces to your weight, you know.

      I'm going to assume you are intending to remove both your eye and said knife, in which case, I welcome you to Team Pirate. Now you get to wear a sexy little eyepatch and yell "Arrrrrrrrrrr" at everyone you pass. If they ask any questions about your behavior, just roll your remaining eye and launch into a long, detailed monologue about your weight loss journey and your willingness to commit to a healthier lifestyle, regardless of personal sacrifices such as depth perception.

      I have been yelling "arrrgghh" at passersby for years...did I jump the gun?
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      Give yourself time. You'll learn to just pass on by. :glasses:

      But that wouldn't be near as funny as this thread...
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      This thread is my current favorite...don't actually stick a knife in yer eye though, 'kay?
    • Posts: 172
      dang, that was fun!

      i have nothing else to contribute except y'all are hilarious - i'm out! (-:
    • Posts: 893 Member
      I've changed my mind...I've read up on it some more and I think you should stick a mammoth tusk in it instead.

      Its how the cavemen did it and THEY weren't fat....
    • Posts: 139
      My uncle was a fat caveman but then he did a cleanse and he lost 143 lbs in one weekend. He kept it off for 7 minutes but then he drank a kool aid sweetened with arsenic, I mean Splenda and he died immediately. True story. So sad.
    • Posts: 317 Member
      try walking on a bed of coals, lay on a bed of nails then stick the knife in the eye,,....works wonders.
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