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Ladies your prayers have been answered

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  • sfburdett
    sfburdett Posts: 83 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Basically you have set yourself up for a massive fall! and you appear to have had one.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    Women love confidence but hate arrogance. How do you know the difference? You read this thread. That's how.

    Thanks for jumping on that grenade bro!

    ps <---THIS is a smile!

    :wink:
  • msmith2020
    msmith2020 Posts: 365 Member
    To every witty comment here... ^^^^^^ THIS! lol

    PS: That's everyone's but the guy who started this thread....
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Awww everyone is being so mean. OP, I think you're cute and sexy... and I'm a straight dude... so even if the ladies don't want your oily body, rest assured that men do...
  • KellyKAG
    KellyKAG Posts: 418
    My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)


    ^^^^ Hilarious. Shot hot coffee out my nose!
  • macw1_2000
    macw1_2000 Posts: 50 Member
    hahahaha!!!
  • macw1_2000
    macw1_2000 Posts: 50 Member
    I believe that you're looking for CRAIGSLIST...obviously you've mistyped the url.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Awww everyone is being so mean. OP, I think you're cute and sexy... and I'm a straight dude... so even if the ladies don't want your oily body, rest assured that men do...

    at first I was like :smile: then I was like :huh: Now I'm like :noway:
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Awww everyone is being so mean. OP, I think you're cute and sexy... and I'm a straight dude... so even if the ladies don't want your oily body, rest assured that men do...

    at first I was like :smile: then I was like :huh: Now I'm like :noway:

    Really? Because at first I was like :deskflip: then I was like :noway: now I'm like :love:
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Women love confidence but hate arrogance. How do you know the difference? You read this thread. That's how.

    Thanks for jumping on that grenade bro!

    ps <---THIS is a smile!

    A smile indeed :heart:
  • TeutonicKnight
    TeutonicKnight Posts: 367 Member
    "I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

    pjman.jpg
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)

    My jock is in the mail (its big too).
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    "I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

    pjman.jpg

    omfg so hawt!!!111111eleven
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    "I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

    Definitely feeling better about myself.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)

    My jock is in the mail (its big too).

    Well played.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I'll pass.
  • mixedfeelings
    mixedfeelings Posts: 904 Member
    "I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

    pjman.jpg

    Swoon!
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    I was told my eyes are to die for, my smile is super cute, and I have the butt that can make a grown man cry

    Sorry, but I wear contacts, I don't smile half the time because I'm holding a conversation with myself in my head, and my butt looks like a pancake...

    People will tell you anything to get a reaction out of you...
  • saralynn594
    saralynn594 Posts: 321
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    this.
  • almonds1
    almonds1 Posts: 642 Member
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    this.
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  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    I think that you are starved for attention and posted this thread to try and get ladies to gush over you.

    Sorry- I am not into dudes who think they are the answer to women's prayers.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Awww everyone is being so mean. OP, I think you're cute and sexy... and I'm a straight dude... so even if the ladies don't want your oily body, rest assured that men do...

    at first I was like :smile: then I was like :huh: Now I'm like :noway:

    Really? Because at first I was like :deskflip: then I was like :noway: now I'm like :love:

    I aim to confuse... :drinker:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:
  • kd_mazur
    kd_mazur Posts: 569 Member
    OMG!!!!!!!! How did you know that I prayed for an arrogant *kitten*?!?!? Hallelujah! It is a miracle!!!!!

    ROFL
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:

    Too much fiber?
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:

    Are you the Australian spiderman????
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:

    nope. Clearly you and Watson are much more comfortable with yourselves than the rest of us. :D
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Women love confidence but hate arrogance. How do you know the difference? You read this thread. That's how.

    Thanks for jumping on that grenade bro!

    ps <---THIS is a smile!

    AWWWWW!!!!!!! MY room just got a bit brighter! :wink:
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:

    I say go with it...
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:


    I think that may be herpes.............
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