Ladies your prayers have been answered

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  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)

    My jock is in the mail (its big too).

    Unwashed he hopes....
  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    If your wallet can pay their bills, you might have a shot.

    Totally Lights my room and warms me with my electric bill being paid Yo:wink:
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
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  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Is it odd that as a man Im starting to feel a tingle down under?! :huh:



    giving you tingles in the dingles ???
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    They make blow up dolls that talk now?!?! awesome
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    "I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

    pjman.jpg

    Now THIS! I can get in to.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty as I am looking up at them........ And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    "I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

    pjman.jpg

    Now THIS! I can get in to.

    Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ya!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty......... And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?

    *Sigh* Ok, I have to take one for the team again and evaluate these claims? Man. The things I do for MFP...
  • TonyL68
    TonyL68 Posts: 133 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Melaniec78
    Melaniec78 Posts: 259 Member
    I think you may be on the wrong site sorry. The free dating site is plenty of fish (at least it was when I was single).
  • TonyL68
    TonyL68 Posts: 133 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    :flowerforyou:

    That's all I really wanted - a flower.

    And single malt scotch.
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    I assumed it was someone setting up a joke and seeing what punchlines we could come up with?

    If not I pray for our future :huh:
  • davitalynette
    davitalynette Posts: 117 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    If your wallet can pay their bills, you might have a shot.

    LOVE THIS! HAHA
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    I assumed it was someone setting up a joke and seeing what punchlines we could come up with?

    If not I pray for our future :huh:

    :drinker:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty as I am looking up at them........ And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?

    Girl crush right here ^^^^
  • TonyL68
    TonyL68 Posts: 133 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    I assumed it was someone setting up a joke and seeing what punchlines we could come up with?

    Well, damn. If that's the case then I missed out on the fun.
    If not I pray for our future :huh:

    :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    dafuq-is-this.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.


    Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.


    Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.

    :smooched:
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    ive missed too much of this thread to comment..


    so umm.. hi?
  • wjrapp
    wjrapp Posts: 56 Member
    Well gosh...you totally asked for all these responses Genius. I think you've mistaken this site for FB or some similar primary social network.

    Uhmmmm....next.....
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    Yeah! Y'all oughtta be ashamed of yourselves. Now I demand that each and every one of you post a 250 word post apologizing for your meanie-meanness, detailing what you have learned from this experience and pledging never ever ever again to be such meanie mcmeansters ever.

    Most of you probably won't do this since you are awful, terrible, cruel inhuman humans who delight in the callous brutalization of this tender sweet inmnocent who came to us with the best of intentions and is now assuredly weeping in a closet somewhere because you're all such meanies!

    Those of you who do will show that you are enlightened souls capable of true grace and love and I will serenade you on my lute later.

    For shame!!
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
    If you light up a room, you just might be my prayers.....Lower electric bill!!!!
  • TonyL68
    TonyL68 Posts: 133 Member
    Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.

    You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole." :wink:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    250 word post...there I did it!
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.

    You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole." :wink:

    You're starting to grow on me.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    my boobs make men cry...
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Mate if you had have said you had a deep, seductive aussie accent and you had size 15 feet you might be in with a chance.

    but as we say in Australia...

    Give yerself an uppercut ya wanka!

    Cheers
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