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I come to MFP to pick up chicks
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you are a cutie! I am definitely old enough to be your mom! but looking is free! Welcome to the best site on the planet!0
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I don't know....
Are you good lookin'?
Rich?
:laugh: :laugh: :happy:
My thoughts exactly, followed along with...what kind of car do you drive?0 -
Hi ya Handsome! Come here often? :blushing: :bigsmile:
And what kind of uniform do you wear??
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perfect Natasha!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Ha... defintately not rich being enlisted in the Air Force... I probably should put up a pic tonight. Remind me.
Thank you for your service to our country! So why did you erase your profile info? Fishing?0 -
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what is up with that max?0 -
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I'll second that Tiff :huh:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I had to go back and take another look at the profile pic. Man, he does have some pretty eyes!!! :bigsmile:0 -
Uh-OHHH!!!! :noway:
Did we lose the guys? Green-Eyed & Max?
Too many hot chicks in the house eh??? :laugh:
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Don't pick me up unless your into heavy weight lifting. :laugh:Just playing... unless you're interested... not really... maybe...
So... you come here often. :devil: :devil: :devil:0 -
Uh-OHHH!!!! :noway:
Did we lose the guys? Green-Eyed & Max?
Too many hot chicks in the house eh??? :laugh: :laugh:
That's what happens when we come on too strong! :grumble:
Hmm...maybe we were more than they could handle!:devil:
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That's what happens when we come on too strong! :grumble:
Hmm...maybe we were more than they could handle!:devil:
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Maybe his wife caught him! Max, well he just does what he does!
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LMAO! Too funny!
edited to say love, love the smiley in your siggy! reminds me of trying to do anything around my 3 yr old!0 -
Hubba Hubba :noway:
Break me off a piece a' dat!0 -
Don't pick me up unless your into heavy weight lifting. :laugh:
I was wondering if the thread was referencing weight lifting too :laugh:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: no I don't think so, however the question about his wife and two kids seemed to silence him very quickly! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: no I don't think so, however the question about his wife and two kids seemed to silence him very quickly! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I know but like anyone cares! For most people on here, it's like Second World or Sims or whatever. Casual internet 'flirt joking', as I like to call it, is soooo not a big deal.
Unless you are serious.
Then it's creepy. :indifferent:0 -
I know but like anyone cares! For most people on here, it's like Second World or Sims or whatever. Casual internet 'flirt joking', as I like to call it, is soooo not a big deal.
Unless you are serious.
Then it's creepy. :indifferent:
Lets hope he comes back, I like to banter with a cute youngster! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
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Not to whine too much, 'cause it's certainly not a bad deal to be a Male-Hetero-WASP, but....
We men live in a world where the M-F ratio is about 1 to 1, women know that they can throw us away like Kleenex and grab another in a matter of minutes, and we're treated to endless "doofus dads" on TV reminding us how clueless and irrelevent we are.
We try to flirt a little at Kmart and the checker girl rolls her eyes and rings up our tinactin,,, Try to flirt at church and get thrown off the bake sale committee,,, Try to flirt in the park and get maced (again)...
But here on MFP the ladies are fun and a little flirty and the M-F ratio is about 20 to 1 and it's just way cool.
Big secret - I joined this website @ 270 pounds, and I've been recording weightloss to make my ticker look good and gain some cred. I've actually gained another 11 pounds,,, it's all a lie! It's all a lie!
I'm just here for the chicks too. :brokenheart:
<<wow - now I definitely have to get those before/now pics up this weekend. Hehehe,,, >>0 -
Not to whine too much, 'cause it's certainly not a bad deal to be a Male-Hetero-WASP, but....
We men live in a world where the M-F ratio is about 1 to 1, women know that they can throw us away like Kleenex and grab another in a matter of minutes, and we're treated to endless "doofus dads" on TV reminding us how clueless and irrelevent we are.
We try to flirt a little at Kmart and the checker girl rolls her eyes and rings up our tinactin,,, Try to flirt at church and get thrown off the bake sale committe,,, Try to flirt in the park and get maced (again)...
But here on MFP the ladies are fun and a little flirty and the M-F ratio is about 20 to 1 and it's just way cool.
Big secret - I joined this website @ 270 pounds, and I've been recording weightloss to make my ticker look good and gain some cred. I've actually gained another 11 pounds,,, it's all a lie! It's all a lie!
I'm just here for the chicks too. :brokenheart:
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You are too funny! *bats eyelashes and giggles* 0 -
Not to whine too much, 'cause it's certainly not a bad deal to be a Male-Hetero-WASP, but....
We men live in a world where the M-F ratio is about 1 to 1, women know that they can throw us away like Kleenex and grab another in a matter of minutes, and we're treated to endless "doofus dads" on TV reminding us how clueless and irrelevent we are.
We try to flirt a little at Kmart and the checker girl rolls her eyes and rings up our tinactin,,, Try to flirt at church and get thrown off the bake sale committee,,, Try to flirt in the park and get maced (again)...
But here on MFP the ladies are fun and a little flirty and the M-F ratio is about 20 to 1 and it's just way cool.
Big secret - I joined this website @ 270 pounds, and I've been recording weightloss to make my ticker look good and gain some cred. I've actually gained another 11 pounds,,, it's all a lie! It's all a lie!
I'm just here for the chicks too. :brokenheart:
<<wow - now I definitely have to get those before/now pics up this weekend. Hehehe,,, >>
I love an honest flirt, and look at those shoulders, I like a man of substance! (Cougar growl) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you can shamelessly flirt with me any time! :smooched:0 -
Not to whine too much, 'cause it's certainly not a bad deal to be a Male-Hetero-WASP, but....
We men live in a world where the M-F ratio is about 1 to 1, women know that they can throw us away like Kleenex and grab another in a matter of minutes, and we're treated to endless "doofus dads" on TV reminding us how clueless and irrelevent we are.
We try to flirt a little at Kmart and the checker girl rolls her eyes and rings up our tinactin,,, Try to flirt at church and get thrown off the bake sale committee,,, Try to flirt in the park and get maced (again)...
But here on MFP the ladies are fun and a little flirty and the M-F ratio is about 20 to 1 and it's just way cool.
Big secret - I joined this website @ 270 pounds, and I've been recording weightloss to make my ticker look good and gain some cred. I've actually gained another 11 pounds,,, it's all a lie! It's all a lie!
I'm just here for the chicks too. :brokenheart:
<<wow - now I definitely have to get those before/now pics up this weekend. Hehehe,,, >>
LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's too late for you bud! I've seen your post about the wife and the t-shirt and the "there's no one other out there for me" deal.
You're busted mister! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (where's my mace???)
But I have to admit....being funny is sure attractive.......0
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