Please Don't Read This

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  • Caffeine_Addict
    Caffeine_Addict Posts: 178 Member
    I think I love you.
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 419 Member
    Hippos fart through their mouths

    Wouldn't that just be a burp?
  • Caffeine_Addict
    Caffeine_Addict Posts: 178 Member
    I think I love you.

    ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
    Did you know that 69% of all statistics are made up on the spot
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Unicorn blood is silver
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I think I love you.

    ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.

    *GASP* It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!


    :flowerforyou:
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Unicorn blood is silver

    and the pee glitter....
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I just came for the cookies.

    Were you riding an exercise bike?
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    What happened to your arm?

    Seeing as I politely asked people not to read this, I refuse to discuss in great detail about how I suffered a violent spiral fracture in an arm wrestling accident. More so I won't describe the plate that goes from my elbow to my shoulder, or the 7 screws in there. I just can't do it.

    Are the pictures still in your profile?
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
    I just wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this thread...
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I just wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this thread...

    Do you feel complete?
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I just came for the cookies.

    Were you riding an exercise bike?

    ...actually I did 15-minutes today at the gym. But that's not the point. The point is a pink elephant is in the room.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Thank goodness I didn't read this.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    TL:DR
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
    I just wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this thread...

    Do you feel complete?

    Nope, still lacking.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I just came for the cookies.

    Again, I was not expecting any visitors as I had requested for people to not come. There are no snacks to speak of......

    Damn! I really wanted cookies...fresh baked chocolate chip or snickerdoodles please.
  • Unicorn blood is silver

    and the pee glitter....
    I just came for the cookies.

    Well this just calls for unicorn poop cookies, clearly.
    http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
    Thank goodness I didn't read this.

    You're smarter than I... I have a problem with following rules or taking direction.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I'm wearing blue underware.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I just came for the cookies.

    Were you riding an exercise bike?

    :grumble: Exercise bikes don't work :grumble:
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Unicorn blood is silver

    and the pee glitter....

    Yeah I hate that, damn glitter all over my house. Found the answer though

    tumblr_lhgbovMhTr1qdmioco1_500.jpg
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Sometimes I see pink elephants.
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    I have green eyes. What does that mean?
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
    Unicorn blood is silver

    and the pee glitter....
    I just came for the cookies.

    Well this just calls for unicorn poop cookies, clearly.
    http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/

    OMG THIS IS AWESOME!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    I have green eyes. What does that mean?

    It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
  • jenlb99
    jenlb99 Posts: 213 Member
    LMAO Oh how I like you, OP.
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I just came for the cookies.

    Were you riding an exercise bike?

    :grumble: Exercise bikes don't work :grumble:

    It got me here didn't it? ;)
  • DOn't you hate pants?

    *raises hand* I DO!! Let's get naked...

    ~Fling pants in air and runs around screaming!~
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I have green eyes. What does that mean?

    It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
    Live or cooked duck? Makes a big difference....
  • superflyrbi
    superflyrbi Posts: 80 Member
    Will you pepople keep it down in this thread? Some of us are trying to work. Sheesh some pe......SQUIRREL!
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