I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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  • teddieallen
    teddieallen Posts: 1
    @ NewTeena-- love that response! Not a job I want to have that's for sure!
  • FunandFitMom
    FunandFitMom Posts: 146 Member
    So far, I've lost a human brain (my husband would have hay day with that!) with a goal of losing a microwave :)
  • KatiD83
    KatiD83 Posts: 152 Member
    I should take those 2 bloodhounds I need to lose for a walk!
  • fluffy925
    fluffy925 Posts: 93 Member
    A sperm whales brain! (lol so funny)
  • KikiiMcI
    KikiiMcI Posts: 10
    I've lost a human skin, and I'm going to lose a gold brick!
  • TEZofAllTrades
    TEZofAllTrades Posts: 51 Member
    Funny post. I've got to lose at least an average adult woman. Shouldn't be too hard I've had experience at that LOL.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I've lost 10 dozen large eggs, working toward an average human leg....
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    I have yet to lose a two year old -.- ah man.....lol. That's always such a tempting idea when I have to babysit my nephew.....
  • Mrslolo83
    Mrslolo83 Posts: 8
    lol so far ive lost a human head.. my goal is a baby calf :P
  • candiceanderson84
    candiceanderson84 Posts: 43 Member
    I've lost a 5 lb gallon of water or a human leg but reaching to lose a human head!!!
  • wk9t
    wk9t Posts: 237 Member
    I've lost a small bale of hay. Going for an Irish Setter.
  • WinWinGo
    WinWinGo Posts: 99 Member
    I want to lose a human leg (not literally, I like both of mine). I have actually only lost a rack of baby back ribs. :p
  • Sb65513n
    Sb65513n Posts: 131 Member
    I've lost a mid sized Microwave but I want to lose an Irish Setter.
  • takehimaway
    takehimaway Posts: 499 Member
    Hey, I just started this thing this week. I've lost a human head, but want to lose a 5 gallon bottle of water (or a human leg).

    Me too, just about.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I can't believe I used to carry around an additional "world's largest ball of tape". So glad that's off me!

    Kept the elephant's penis though. :wink:
  • nwg74
    nwg74 Posts: 360 Member
    150.25 pounds so the complete Oxford dictionary. How big is that thing !
  • darthbambi
    darthbambi Posts: 32
    I lost the weight of an average 2-year-old -- not that much, but that comparison makes it sound like a lot, haha.
    Goal: an elephant's heart.
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    Lost (almost) an elephant penis

    aiming for a newborn calf.

    Great post!
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    I've lost a human head! :O

    And I'm aiming for the entire Oxford English Dictionary.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Bump
  • AuntieMC
    AuntieMC Posts: 346 Member
    OMG, I am just seven pounds short of having lost a baby giraffe!!! By the time I reach my goal, I will have lost Arnold Schwartzenneger! I REALLY didn't need to know that!
  • mmzeman91
    mmzeman91 Posts: 3
    So far I've lost the amount of cheese that Americans eat per year. I plan on losing the amount of red meat Americans eat in 1 year!
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    bump to reply to later
  • egiakatt
    egiakatt Posts: 90 Member
    I have lost a 5000 BTU Air Conditioner... And I am looking to loose a cinder block :bigsmile:
  • Aureilie
    Aureilie Posts: 213 Member
    So far I've lost chemical additives and I'm aiming for somewhere around a newborn calf. :)
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    ive lost a blad eagle (large) im going for 5 gallon water bottle...or a leg:smile:
  • wonderkitten711
    wonderkitten711 Posts: 109 Member
    Haha, this is great!

    So far, I've lost almost two two-year-olds (or just shy of an elephant's heart, but I'm a nanny so the toddler reference was too hilarious to ignore).

    To go, I have to lose the average female fashion model.

    When I get to my goal weight, I will have lost slightly more than the complete OED.
  • StephanieDJL
    StephanieDJL Posts: 130 Member
    I've lost a small bale of hay but still have a newborn calf to go! Clearly running a farm over here ;D
  • Moeincognito
    Moeincognito Posts: 126
    Apparently i'm quite close to having lost a small bale of hay :|
  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,649 Member
    I lost a 2 year old.. If you find him, please keep him for yourself!
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