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    I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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    • Posts: 229 Member
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      My goal is to lose about 65 lbs. so close to an elephant penis. So far I've lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream.

      What about you?

      :flowerforyou:

      LOL! Congrats on your loss and good luck on losing an elephant penis!

      I've lost a cinder block but my goal is to lose an average adult woman! Thats kinda crazy when you put it into those terms! :embarassed: I need to lose a person!
    • Posts: 1,407 Member
      IN before it's shut down.....................................



      .........................................lost an average 2-year-old.................that kid is better off without me!
    • Posts: 392 Member
      I've lost a tire, but need to lose a 2 mo old horse total.
    • Posts: 406 Member
      Who goes around weighing elephant penises?

      LOL! I've lost an Elephants Penis!
    • Posts: 437 Member
      I've lost an elephant penis...I mean, one that's empty because I'm a pound short.

      Hoping to lose the average adult man :D
    • Posts: 122 Member
      I've lost the microwave, and am going for the air conditioner...guess I will be short some appliances when i am done.

      I may go for the elephant's penis...
    • Posts: 154 Member
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      LOL! I've lost an Elephants Penis!
      Being penisless suits you!
    • Posts: 158 Member
      I might cut off my head in the treadmill, and then I'll be fine! :laugh:
    • Posts: 841 Member
      i lost a avarage two year old
    • Posts: 589 Member
      LMAO! Ultimate goal is 110 pounds which is just about the red meat an average american eats in a year.

      On another note GROSS! That's why I don't eat any meat besides poultry lol
    • Posts: 454 Member
      Lost: average human leg
      Goal: The entire encyclopedia brittanica
      (Guess I better hurry, I hear its not in print anymore)
    • Posts: 1,306 Member
      Welp... I'm at the 3-Gal Tub of Premium Ice Cream Right Now... :wink: And I'm going for a Mid-Sized Microwave as my end goal. :happy:

      Your topic is really funny........ :laugh:
    • Posts: 103 Member
      Well, in the last couple of weeks I seem to have lost my head when I want to lose a new born calf
    • Posts: 763 Member
      I've lost 576 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts and a rack of baby back ribs. I'd like to lose another 14 gallons of ice cream. Thought it was only fair to express it in the devils that brought me to this point.
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      I've lost the amount of cheese the average american eats per year...

      and I still need to lose a gold brick!
    • Posts: 13 Member
      I started Monday and so far I'm down an ostrich egg - yay me ! My goal is a gold brick....babysteps!!
    • Posts: 141 Member
      I've lost an elephants heart.
      And my goal is to lose an Irish Setter who is 5 lbs overweight. lol. Or a little less then a gold brick.
    • Posts: 432 Member
      Who goes around weighing elephant penises?


      No kidding!!! Lol
    • Posts: 432 Member
      I've lost the amount of cheese the average american eats per year...

      and I still need to lose a gold brick!

      Me too! Now im trying for a human head!!! Lol this is kind of bizzar!!
    • Posts: 916 Member
      I've lost a tire...not that big a deal, BUT I HAD to respond so that this topic will show up on my home page...Bwahahahaha!
    • Posts: 49 Member
      Ha! Cracks me up! I've lost a leg and a guinea pig.

      I wonder what the weight equivalent of losing your mind is because mine is long gone...

      LOL
    • Posts: 65 Member
      I need to lose an Irish setter!
    • Posts: 816 Member
      I've lost a Bald Eagle still have a 2 month old horse to go. That list still provides no clues as to where my mind went. The search continues.
    • Posts: 324 Member
      If only I could remove my skin...I'd be right on target :wink:
    • Posts: 566 Member
      LOL A sperm whales brain!!!!
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      I have lost the potatoes an average American eats in a year...
      Yep. Sounds about right.
    • Posts: 320 Member
      my goal is aprox my friend lea who is a fashion model
    • Posts: 3,321 Member
      What did you do with the elephant penis while you had it?
    • Posts: 205 Member
      I've lost a two year old D: hahaha! :D
    • Posts: 297 Member
      I've lost an automobile tire, and hope to lose a newborn calf.
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