Worst pick up lines you've ever heard?
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I did not know it was a pick up line as I am usually not the one to get them. My buddies got a good laugh at me AFTER we had left...thanks guys...
Her: Wow you have big hands (she holds one in hers and I am a giant she is tiny)
Me: yeah they are good sized compared to mere mortals.
Her: You must be a big guy.
Me: (oblivious) Well yeah I am 6' 4" and over 300#. I am a big as any NFL lineman.
At this point she is smiling politely, I am distracted by my friends choking on their drinks. She was cool enough to hang out until we left, probably wondering if I ate paint chips as a kid.....0 -
Wanna come out to my truck? I have lots of beer...been married to him for 24 years!!0
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"You've got great muscle tone for a fat girl"
Um... WOW.0 -
'Did it hurt?'
*Sighs* 'Did what hurt?'
'When you fell from heaven, because it looks like you landed on your face.'0 -
Man I hope this thread doesnt get locked... lol...
Classics right here...
"If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
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Guy: Do you have any <insert ancestral heritage here> in you?
Girl: No?
Guy: Want some?0 -
No I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants...0
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"Drink of enough of that stuff and you'll grow hair on your chest."
I should have replied, "I already have enough hair on my chest." :laugh:0 -
I've used the "wanna make out" to great success. Has to be applied properly for it to work though.0
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I play the banjo.0
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Before he met me my husband used to go up to girls in pubs/ bars and say "Do you f*** darling" it seemed to be remarkably succesful! He was my driving instructor & he used to tell me about his attempts to find the right woman. At the time I used to think how could anyone fancy a man like that? We have been married 25 years now!0
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Worst one said to me "you smell ok for a fat bird"0
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I had an Australian guy ask me if i wanted to see down under0
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I used to go clubbing a few times a week. One night my friend came up to me to tell me his buddy wanted to meet me. I told him to tell his buddy to grow some balls and come talk to me himself. Next week the guy walks up to me and says, "I dated a girl your brother was dating at the same time". True story, he really did date a girl my brother was dating at the same time. Hell of a thing to say to someone you're interested in.0
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I have been turned down by every other girl in this bar...your my last hope! What ya say?0
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I had an Australian guy ask me if i wanted to see down under0
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"are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I see " ..............shoot me...just shoot me.. hahaha0
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BWHAHAHAHA...being Spanish can I use, "I'd love to sneak across your boarder".
Only if she's a landlord0 -
Have you met Ted?0
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bump0
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I used to work on a building site (12 years of it) I think I heard every line but the one that still makes me shudder was froma guy 30 years older than, heavy smoker, not very fit
"I've been impotent for 10 years but I think you could cure me"0
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