STUPID JOKE PARTY!
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What did one eyeball say to the other???
Between you and me somthing smells.0 -
A three legged dog walks into a bar. He says "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa".
(That's actually the joke that made my wife fall in love with me. She's just as much of a dork as I am!)0 -
What has nine arms and sucks?
Def Leppard. :laugh:0 -
Where do people that talk too much go for treatment?
On and on anon.0 -
Love it!0
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What did the fish say when I swam into the wall?
*Dam*0 -
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.0 -
The other day I was in the kitchen with my daughter. I said, "do you want sausage or bacon?" She said, "Surprise me." I say, "Okay... BOOO!!!!" She jumped.0
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (No-eye-deer).
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear...0 -
Mushroom walks into a bar, sits down. The bartender turns to him and says, “Get outta here. We don’t serve your kind.” Mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fungi.”0
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face.0 -
A Horse walks into a bar--
The Barkeep says' "Hey--Why the long face?"
BAZINGA0 -
The other day I was in the kitchen with my daughter. I said, "do you want sausage or bacon?" She said, "Surprise me." I say, "Okay... BOOO!!!!" She jumped.
This is hilarious! Gotta try this one on my little man!0 -
There are two muffins cooking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Its really hot in here." The other muffin replys, "Holy smokes! A talking muffin!"0
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What do you call cheese thats not yours?
NACHO CHEESE!0 -
What do michael jackson and JC Penney have in common?
They both have little boys pants half off.0 -
bump0
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Whats the last thing that went through Whittney's mind before she died....Houston we have a problem....0
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2 guys are hunting in the woods--
One guy looks at the other guys and says "look a dead bird."
The other guy looks UP and says "Where?"0 -
What do you call a woman with a wooden leg?
PEG!!!!
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