That Awkward Moment at Work When....
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My office is across from the men's restroom. I hear waaaaay too much! And I know a lot of male teachers and students don't wash their hands!
Oh, and there are a couple of men that give me the involuntary sweats when they talk to me! HATE THAT!!!!0 -
Your boss is putting something on your desk and you realize that your computer screen is on you guessed it...mfp!
Only about a thousand times a day. Ooops!!0 -
I think I might get in trouble if I tell you my stories lol Let's just say: No matter how weird you think your parts might be...we have probably seen worse
Oh and don't worry about farting during the middle of a pap smear-that has happened multiple times so no big deal!0 -
I look around me and realize these kids are mine...this house is mine...and I can't quit.
This is MY life.0 -
You scare the employee that just returned from 6 weeks off due to a heart attack.0
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When my sister's friend, who came to work as a temp where I worked, came up behind me and started massaging my shoulders when I was speaking to the company CEO. I still get a buzz in my head when I think of it....and it happened more than 20 years ago!:explode: :explode:0
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My office is across from the men's restroom. I hear waaaaay too much! And I know a lot of male teachers and students don't wash their hands!
Oh, and there are a couple of men that give me the involuntary sweats when they talk to me! HATE THAT!!!!
I work on an air base....I get the sweats, blushes, hot flashes....Good God it's a dangerous place to work....0 -
that female co worker that would come into my office and sit legs spread on the eye level conference table behind me and want to chat..0
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The old dirty *kitten* keep trying to see down my shirt while I'm at my desk.
The hot guy your friend's friend dated walks in and you remember the topic of his endowment...Lord, it's hard not to look!
Nice juxtaposition :huh:0 -
I look around me and realize these kids are mine...this house is mine...and I can't quit.
lol Yeah, I'll go with this one. :bigsmile:0 -
My boss tells me about the chick he banged on the weekend0
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....I was an enthusiastic Dad-to-be with our first due in a few weeks, and I couldn't stop conversing on the topic of birth and babies, and when I saw the middle-aged female manager with a belly bump I blurted out "So when are YOU due?" And of course she wasn't .0
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When your cursing this customer in a language you think they don't understand...>=(
bahahahah! I've learned not to do this!!0 -
I woman I used to work with had a medical emergency while sitting on the toilet. Someone found her unconscious when they saw her hand dangling on her side of the stall. Someone had to go over the stall wall and unlock the door so we could get to her.
We had just lifted her off the toilet, cut her blouse off and were about to start the AED machine when the paramedics showed up (whew).
I get chills just remembering this.0 -
when a coworker tells me hes a convited fellon for murder, when I asked him why he did it he said he crossed him, OMG!!! We call him stabby Andy now and I always smile very big for him0
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You say ma'am when it's really a mister.
Call Center. -_-0 -
LOL, or standing and having a serious conversation and it just happens. Everyone tries to ignore it, but not quite possible.0
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When you're talking to your coworker, and their phone starts ringing, and you automatically look down to check who it is..... and then realize you're looking at THEIR phone, and they see you do this, and now you seem nosey when in reality you don't care who's calling them IT WAS JUST AUTOMATIC but if you try to tell them that you seem weird.... AGH0
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I think I might get in trouble if I tell you my stories lol Let's just say: No matter how weird you think your parts might be...we have probably seen worse
Oh and don't worry about farting during the middle of a pap smear-that has happened multiple times so no big deal!
hahahahaha I told you-nobody wants to hear how my day at work was0 -
A student comes in asking for prophylactics, which we no longer carry (I work in the Wellness Center), so I direct him to the Women's Center or the Health Center, and he asks if they come in different sizes.
Classy.0
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