Men- this is why we hate you.
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HAHA. Wow I love how this has exploded and turned into something feminist and ridiculous of sorts.. No more joking talks for MFP in the morning, apparently!!!
Nah, just for one or two of the "I feel the need to over react to every post, attack others, oh and I have no sense of humor" folks.
The rest of us, well, we like to be light hearted.
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Ahh it's good to be king.
Haha. I love the days I eat 2700 and am still over a 1k deficit.....
Plus there's peeing standing up.
I am MOST jealous of the standing up pee part!
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With that said...I just want them to experience TOM....ONCE. LOL
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YES!!! That would be the best day ever!!!!!
And yes my fiance is one who can and will eat anything he feels like and still lost weight!! Drives me insane....I am bringing myself to within inches of death everyday with my workouts (thanks 30ds) while he watches me eating little debbie pies and chips and ice cream or whatever he feels like that day. Then when I weigh in a few days later I've lost a pound or so but hes lost 2-3-4 pounds not doing ANYTHING!! ugh drives me insane...0 -
I completely agree. I often complain of this. My friend lost 30 lbs within a few months while just cutting calories and binge drinking every weekend. It has taken me 2 years to lose 30 lbs :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: and I've given up alcohol.
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Because women are the stronger of the species.
case in point; the common cold vs the man cold, also god hates us cause that ***** stole his apple.0 -
HEY!! I'm offended!! BOOBS are awesome! :bigsmile:
Yeah, except when they are sore, and the man wants to play.0 -
Jeez, I wonder how I got overweight. I had no idea it was that easy for men..0
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My husband was putting on weight when he stopped dipping. So after 3 years of no dipping....he picks it back up again..and within two weeks has lost 8 pounds!!
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My husband is the same way!!! He is small built but can eat a whole pizza and not gain a friggin pound!!! I gained two by just eating one piece!!! Sometimes I think I gain weight by looking at food!!0
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Ahh it's good to be king.
Haha. I love the days I eat 2700 and am still over a 1k deficit.....
+1
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HEY!! I'm offended!! BOOBS are awesome! :bigsmile:
I have some quite awesome bits I wouldn't swap for BOOBS lol0 -
Don't forget the bedroom perks. Every woman is like an underground oil reserve...just waiting around to be drilled :blushing:
You know when people type lol when they just barely smirked? This isn't one of those times. I nearly dropped my ****ing coffee over this. May I use this in the future?
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Ugh! I know what you mean.
My boyfriend is SO unhealthy. He eats crap. as many calories as he wants and doesn't deliberately exercise. Meanwhile, he's skinny as a rail and I've been at a plateau for nine months now, despite working out like crazy and eating extremely healthy and counting calories. Makes me want to kick him!
skinny as a rail... doesn't mean healthy.
He is probably yucky on the insides...
Go ahead... kick him. ...you'd might be able to out run him.0 -
Ahh it's good to be king.
you suck Greg
I love you too Mari :laugh:
You're just jealous 'cause you want my girlfriend.
Just so you know... I can have your girlfriend any time I want. :devil:
Truer words have never been spoken. :blushing:0 -
Love getting home after a HUGE MEAL, and my wife is completely stuffed and over her calories
and I pop up MFP and.. Oh hey, I have room for a milkshake left..
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Ahh it's good to be king.
you suck Greg
I love you too Mari :laugh:
You're just jealous 'cause you want my girlfriend.
Just so you know... I can have your girlfriend any time I want. :devil:
Truer words have never been spoken. :blushing:
I say the same thing to random strangers occasionally too.
Dont let me drink tequila.0 -
HAHA. Wow I love how this has exploded and turned into something feminist and ridiculous of sorts.. No more joking talks for MFP in the morning, apparently!!!
NO JOKING ALLOWED EVER.
Something I want to say to so many people, "It's a joke, not a d!ck, don't take it so hard."
AAAAAAND I'm probably getting reported for that one.
Weight issues aside, I'm cool with being a chick. I like being a woman, despite the inconveniences 0 -
My son started "cutting back" and exercising just a little more, and lost 30 lbs in 6 weeks. He's 21, 6' and weighed 250. He's gained about 5 lbs back, but I'm sure if he tries even a little he'll lose that and more. Yep, I hate 'em too!!!:sad:0
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My husband was putting on weight when he stopped dipping. So after 3 years of no dipping....he picks it back up again..and within two weeks has lost 8 pounds!!
GAG!!
i'd rather had a chubby non dipper...
than a skinny dipper....
LOL
Ha ha ha I am funny.0 -
Same here! Hubby has lost twice the weight I have and I started first! It's so hard to be supportive when I want to say "I hate you!" instead of "great job honey!". He can see it in my eyes, lol.0
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My husband was putting on weight when he stopped dipping. So after 3 years of no dipping....he picks it back up again..and within two weeks has lost 8 pounds!!
GAG!!
i'd rather had a chubby non dipper...
than a skinny dipper....
LOL
Ha ha ha I am funny.
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I know how ya feel! My ex had such a crazy high metabolism (couldn't gain weight if he tried) he could never understand why I had to work so hard to maintain weight.0
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"It's a joke, not a d!ck, don't take it so hard."
Damn you XX chromosomes and your quotables!0 -
Uhm....... I do not hate men at all. I love men. If they lose weight faster than I do, that is ok. I am still sexier in a bathing suit. I get out of tickets because I have boobs. I get a LOT of leeway that they cant get, just because I am cute. If THAT is the trade off...... I will take it.0
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Aw, don't hate. It is what it is. The vagina and boobs still mesmerize us.
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lol, its not fair is it? x0
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My husband didn't even join MFP. He seems to be losing weight just WATCHING me do all the work!0
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Women live on average - 5 years longer than men! All that easy stuff costs them in the end!0
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Great post! My guy eats like a snake. He goes all day and doesn't eat. Then, he heads to the pub and has about 5 beer and a burger or something. If I did that I'd be 300 pounds, faint-headed, and probably a diabetic. I eat small, healthy meals all day every day. I ususally consume about 1500 calories (which means working out to get that extra 300 calories back). He's all slender. And, I'm always working on 10 pounds or so. ERGH!!!!!0
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Love getting home after a HUGE MEAL, and my wife is completely stuffed and over her calories
and I pop up MFP and.. Oh hey, I have room for a milkshake left..
/trollhusband
*Sigh* so jealous!!! ;o) But humorous nonetheless... Thanks for the laugh!0
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