CHEESY JOKES THREAD
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kealambert
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It's friday, I'm stuck at work for another two hours.
let's share our awful cheesy jokes, I'll start:
Have you heard the one about the unsharpened pencil? don't worry about it, it's pointless
let's share our awful cheesy jokes, I'll start:
Have you heard the one about the unsharpened pencil? don't worry about it, it's pointless
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
What's brown and sticky?? **A stick0 -
What do u call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
An oldie but a goodie0 -
What do u get if u cross a rotweiller with a Labrador puppy?
A dog that scares the *kitten* out of you and then runs away with the toilet paper.
(people in the UK will probably only get this)0 -
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.0
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actually, I totally get that. I had a lab/rotweiller mix, fiestiest little puppy, but way to playful for her own good.0
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These are some of my favorite 1-liners:
Blind Venicians make better louvers.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 of them, what does he have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.0 -
a dyslexic walks into a bra0
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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 of them, what does he have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.
this one always gets me.0 -
what's sadder than a fly in your soup?
Cancer.0 -
If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 of them, what does he have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.
Bahahahaha....that is great!
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint0 -
what's sadder than a fly in your soup?
Cancer.
Ah anti jokes :laugh:0 -
whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot0 -
what's sadder than a fly in your soup?
Cancer.
this is my new favourite0 -
Roses are red, violets are blue
I have a gun--get in the van0 -
a dyslexic walks into a bra
Hahaha, awesome.0 -
you know what they say when life throws you melons
you're dyslexic0 -
lol.. a guy walks into a bar, says ouch
two guys walk into a bar, third guy ducks
a blond a brunette and red head walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "what is this some kind of joke"0 -
I have dozens of stupid non-sequitur jokes...
What's white and can't climb trees?
A refrigerator
What's green and would hurt you if it fell out of a tree?
A billiard table
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
(no.... not a blue bucket) A red bucket holding its breath.
I see the 'what's brown and sticky' one is already here.
And don't get me started on the baby jokes... those are worse.0 -
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