CHEESY JOKES THREAD

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  • caviarblack
    caviarblack Posts: 41 Member
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    what do you call a cow with no legs?
    ground beef.
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    this is making my day
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
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    There are two guys on a boat: Pete and Repeat. Pete falls off the boat and drowns, who is left? - Repeat

    There are two guys on a boat....
  • jennapony
    jennapony Posts: 73 Member
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    Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows??

    They're really making headlines
  • cowsstealmythong
    cowsstealmythong Posts: 173 Member
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    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    He didn't have the guts.
  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
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    Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    To Get to Your House.

    Knock Knock

    (Who's There?)

    THE CHICKEN!!!

    Oh my... I love that joke... I can't get over it. It's my favourite just because it is sooo lame!
  • RobynC79
    RobynC79 Posts: 331 Member
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    What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

    Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
  • caviarblack
    caviarblack Posts: 41 Member
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    ah, i can't forget my all-time favorite (thank you laffy taffy wrapper)!

    what is the best time to go to the dentist?
    tooth-hurty.
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side.

    why didn't the chicken cross the road?

    he's on the side he wanted to get to, already.
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

    Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

    God, I always loved this one
  • AEB_WV
    AEB_WV Posts: 323 Member
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    Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher?





    She couldn't control her pupils.
  • tinacrane
    tinacrane Posts: 134 Member
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    What did the Momma tomato say to the baby tomato? Come on ketchup!
  • cowsstealmythong
    cowsstealmythong Posts: 173 Member
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    Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    To Get to Your House.

    Knock Knock

    (Who's There?)

    THE CHICKEN!!!

    Oh my... I love that joke... I can't get over it. It's my favourite just because it is sooo lame!

    That has been my silence breaking joke for YEARS! I just love it. :)
  • megansmith7487
    megansmith7487 Posts: 24
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    What do you call a sleep-walking nun?

    A roamin' Catholic!
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
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    thank you all I needed the giggles today... ones I know are already here so I wont repeat
  • caviarblack
    caviarblack Posts: 41 Member
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    hahahaha
  • cowsstealmythong
    cowsstealmythong Posts: 173 Member
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    What is the smartest state?
    Alabama! It has 4 A's and 1 B.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the water?
    Bob (or f---ed)

    What do you call a man with no arms and legs at your door step?
    Matt

    What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
    Doug
  • tkramh
    tkramh Posts: 15 Member
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    Hey! We've gotta be kin!

    Your mother and my mother....well, ..........






    They're both mothers :)
  • megansmith7487
    megansmith7487 Posts: 24
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    What do you call a man with no arms, no legs laying in a pile of leaves?


    Russell!
  • mstemen
    mstemen Posts: 111 Member
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    Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

    Cuz it was stuck to the chicken's foot :happy:

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