CHEESY JOKES THREAD
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I have a gun--get in the van
Love it.
One I made up when I was a kid:
Where do cat's get their fleas?
-The flea market.0 -
What's the safest place in a haunted house?
The living room!
I've got a great magic trick-- throw a pumpkin in the air and it comes back down SQUASH!
Why didn't Cinderella make the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball.
Why did the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing.0 -
What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?
I can clearly see you're nuts!
As a psych major, I"m stealing this one for further use.0 -
How can you tell a Blonde's been working on your computer? There's White Out all over the screen!0
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"I used to have a job crushing cans... it was soda pressing."0
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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take him out for a drag.0
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh0 -
If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 of them, what does he have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.
I laugh every time.0 -
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? 11... one to make the batter and 10 to peal the M&Ms.0
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One that a friend growing up made up:
"You're so old, when you were growing up rainbows were in black and white."
Another one he made up (if it offends I apologize):
"You're so old. when you were growing up you didn't wear Air Jordan's you wore Air Moses'."0 -
What do you cal a brunette and three blondes on a street corner? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
That one is kinda dated...think pizza hut.0 -
I love this thread. SO MUCH.0
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Why didnt the bicycle move?
It was two tired!
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Did you hear the one about the turtle that mugged the snail?
The cops get there and ask the snail if he can identify the turtle and the snail says " I don't know, it all happened so fast."0 -
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 !0
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils??
Because they have big fingers!0 -
What's a pirates favorite letter?
R you say?
Nope, it's actually P...kinda like an R, but missing a leg.0 -
Seen a few similar to this but
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Dougless0 -
What do u get if u cross a rotweiller with a Labrador puppy?
A dog that scares the *kitten* out of you and then runs away with the toilet paper.
(people in the UK will probably only get this)
I got this one! We had a lab/rottie and that is EXACTLY how he was!0 -
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?0
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