CHEESY JOKES THREAD
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These are making me laugh WAY too much... :huh: :laugh:
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law!0 -
My 8 year old wants to add one...
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!0 -
What did the blonde say when her doctor told her she was pregnant? ... Is it mine?0
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What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated0
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I'll see if I can clean this one up a bit.
An elephant and an ant are walking down the street, and the elephant falls into a hole. The ant says, "Be right back." He returns with a Corvette, ties a rope to the bumper, throws the rope in the hole and pulls the elephant out.
They continue on, and this time it's the ant that falls in a hole. The elephant lowers his...*ahem* equipment...into the hole, and the ant climbs out.
The moral of the story? If you have big...*ahem* equipment...you don't need a Corvette.0 -
69 used to be my favorite #, but now it's 77.
Because you get ate (8) more.0 -
where do fish keep there money ?
in the river bank0 -
69 used to be my favorite #, but now it's 77.
Because you get ate (8) more.
haha
what's wrong with 6.9?
it's a great thing ruined by a period0 -
A bear and a rabbit are squatting in the woods beside each other, taking their morning dump. The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Don't you just hate when it sticks to your fur afterwards ?". To which the rabbit replies "Actually, rabbits are quite fortunate. . We've been genetically designed so that we never have that problem". The bear ponders this for a moment, then wipes his butt with the rabbit.0
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2 baby seals walk into a club...0
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A mushroom walks into a bar and hops up onto a stool.
The bartender says, "We don't serve ur kind here".
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi".0 -
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam
BAHAHA !!!0 -
What do you get when you cross Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel?
Either a great looking kid with incredible music talent...
or
a kid who's not too bright and looks like a bassett hound.0 -
what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
get in the batmobile robin0 -
Thanks for all the laughs--ok here I go:
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging by the window? Kurt 'n Rod
A skeleton walks in to a bar and says, "I'll have a beer and a mop."
By the way, I loved the Knock, knock/get in the van and the girl with two black eyes!! Totally politically incorrect--=--story of my life!!0 -
You got any crackers?
no? So you're cracka-lackin?
Haha I'm lame.
How about this one? Wanna hear a joke about a hawk?
Hawkward....
(It works best at an awkward moment.)
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My gf loves me cause I'm foreign...
But you're from Nebraska...
Yea. But she says I have Roman hands and Russian fingers0 -
This is courtesy of a Laffy Taffy:
What were Tarzan's famous last words? "Who greased the vine?"0 -
What do u call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
An oldie but a goodie
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear0 -
How about this one? Wanna hear a joke about a hawk?
Hawkward....
(It works best at an awkward moment.)
HOLY HELL I'm stealing this0
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