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  • harley0269
    harley0269 Posts: 384 Member
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    A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
    "What are you doing in there?" She asked. The rabbit replied:
    "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",
    To which the lady replied "Yes."
    "Well," the rabbit said,

    "I'm westing."

    Sorry... I just couldn't stop myself.
    Have a Wonderful Easter...
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
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    Why did the pervert cross the road...........





    He was stuck to a chicken!
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
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    What's stucco...?


    It's what happens when you step in bubblegummo.....
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
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    Whats Cheaper? Beer Nuts? Or Deer Nuts?

    Beer Nuts $1.99
    Deer Nuts... Under a buck... Haaaah.

    :tongue:
  • Lee510
    Lee510 Posts: 46
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    What do you do when your giant gets wrinkled?


    Iron giant!
  • Claire594
    Claire594 Posts: 357 Member
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    What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
    Doug

    What do u call a man without a spade on his head?

    Douglas
  • Claire594
    Claire594 Posts: 357 Member
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    What do u call an Irish man with one leg?

    Liam.

    What do u call an Irish woman with one leg?

    Eisleen (pronounced i lean)

    Why did the potato cross the road?

    He thought he saw a peeler on the otherside.

    What do you get if u cross a snowman with a vampire?

    Frostbite
  • mstemen
    mstemen Posts: 111 Member
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    What do you see when the doughboy bends over?
    Doughnuts

    What did Tennessee? What Arkansas
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

    What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
  • ConcordPhil
    ConcordPhil Posts: 118 Member
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    So this termite walks into a bar and says "is the bar tender here"?
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    This needs to be revived.

    Hey, did you hear the one about the indian that drank five gallons of tea one night? Yeah. five gallons.

    They found him d e a d. . . dead the next morning.

    Drowned in his tea pee.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Two cannibals are standing around a bubbling cauldron.

    One takes a taste and says to the other, "Dr. Livingston, I presume?"
    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
  • ndmain1977
    ndmain1977 Posts: 69 Member
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    A little racy, but:

    Did you hear about the guy that was born with 5 penises?



    Pants fit him like a glove.

    Ba DUM pshhhh
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    what do you call a cow with no legs?
    ground beef.
    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef

    What do you call a cow with one leg?

    Extra lean beef

    Hey, did you hear the one about the cow that tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster.

    And the worst cow joke I know (yeah, I made this one up myself)
    What does a dairy farmer and a proctologist have in common? They both work in the dairy air.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Once I get going. . .

    Hey, did I ever tell you about my uncle who had a rabbit farm? He always said it was a hare raising experience.


    There's also a joke about braunschweiger-- it's the wurst.
  • Kooraloo
    Kooraloo Posts: 362 Member
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    This is a terrible sexist one told to me by my coach...

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing, you already told that b!tch twice.

    I like my woman like I like my glasses... sitting on my face.
  • ndmain1977
    ndmain1977 Posts: 69 Member
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    You know beer makes you smarter.....



    It made Budweiser....


    (works better if you say it out loud)
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    How do you milk an ant?

    Well, first you get a low stool. . .
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    69 used to be my favorite #, but now it's 77.

    Because you get ate (8) more.

    haha


    what's wrong with 6.9?

    it's a great thing ruined by a period

    What's a 68?

    You do me and I'll owe you one
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    How many server admins does it take to change a light bulb?
    It's always been like that

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