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    Is it just me...?

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    • Posts: 2,072 Member
      P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

      Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Your right! Women are Irational crazy emotional beings!

      Aaaand you LOVE it!!
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      Sorry sugar. I waited 34 years to find a rational woman. Not gonna let her go ever.

      Good, 'cause I'd hate to have to shove my husband through the wood chipper just yet. Plus I'm the kind of crazy that I think only Mary understands LOL
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      the way i handle this is the BEST way on the planet. give 'em two weeks and kick 'em to the curb. someone can't annoy you with their quirks if you don't know them well enough to SEE their quirks. *nods sagely*
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people ***** about people who are *****ing but act like they are not actually *****ing themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score *****ing brownie points? just a thought... :tongue:

      I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?
    • Posts: 3,277 Member
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      I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?

      here you go - my sage wisdom:

      is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people b!tch about people who are b!tching but act like they are not actually b!tching themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score b!tching brownie points? just a thought...

      edited to uncensor my b!tchiness.
    • Posts: 1,978 Member
      She's a keeper, Brett. Good work.
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      wow that's a lot of *****es!

      Oh my bad Chanstriste13, I didn't know MFP blocked ***** lol I thought you were being douché and auto censoring yourself lol
    • Posts: 3,277 Member
      wow that's a lot of *****es!

      i wouldn't have it any other way...! :bigsmile:
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      Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)

      HOT!!! And really, cleavage or the *ss shelf, either one works. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
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      here you go - my sage wisdom:

      is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people b!tch about people who are b!tching but act like they are not actually b!tching themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score b!tching brownie points? just a thought...

      edited to uncensor my b!tchiness.

      But if people didn't ***** about other people *****ing, then what else would they have to ***** about?
    • Posts: 560 Member

      Of course, the other option is that you don't really want to do anything about your unhappy situation, you just want a forum full of strangers to feel sorry for you. And that's just... dumb.

      hit_nail_on_head.jpg

      Love this!!!
    • Posts: 3,277 Member
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      But if people didn't ***** about other people *****ing, then what else would they have to ***** about?

      exactly! that's my point! b!tching = b!tching, no matter what side you're b!tching for.
    • Posts: 179
      I love my man and wouldn't trade him for the world!
    • Posts: 2,576 Member
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      HOT!!! And really, cleavage or the *ss shelf, either one works. :flowerforyou:

      or head?


      /fleesincomingattacksfromgynocracy
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.
    • Posts: 236 Member

      Or, you could just take a page from the "man book". Be happy with what you have, keep your trap shut, and try being rational instead crazy emotional. That's what men have to do all the time just to deal with women.


      That's how I live with my guy. Works plenty fine. :)
    • Posts: 3,277 Member
      I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

      bwah! thanks for the chuckles!
    • Posts: 6,376 Member
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      exactly! that's my point! b!tching = b!tching, no matter what side you're b!tching for.

      So, you're b!tching about b!tching about b!tching? When will the cycle of b!tching ever end!?!

      :wink:
    • Posts: 292 Member
      I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

      *relinquishes ashes*

      It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!
    • Posts: 261
      I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

      You're not Ryan Gosling so stoppit!
    • Posts: 3,277 Member
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      So, you're b!tching about b!tching about b!tching? When will the cycle of b!tching ever end!?!

      :wink:

      that's a joke right? you think this ends? it NEVER ends!

      (hey...that has the makings of a catchy song, don't you think?)
    • Posts: 2,072 Member
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      HOT!!! And really, cleavage or the *ss shelf, either one works. :flowerforyou:

      Sweet! I absolutely have the @ss. Good combo...wet t-shirt and an @ss shelf.
    • Posts: 305 Member
      Yes, this appears to be b!tching for the sake of b!tching - and exacerbating stereotypes of your own gender. :tongue:
    • Posts: 3,277 Member
      Yes, this appears to be b!tching for the sake of b!tching - and exacerbating stereotypes of your own gender. :tongue:

      well said! wait, i mean, well b!tched! :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

      sit down and eat your sammich...and drink your beer.
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

      You hold onto him with the girls? Do they have suction cups like some kinda octo-boobies?
    • Posts: 4,280 Member
      Someone wise once said:

      "Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
      I cannot believe this quote was used again. You're ignorant if you think all participants in Special Olympics are "retarded". Not cool.

      Sorry, OP! This just pisses me off and I can't believe people still say things like this.
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
      Stop complaining about the women complaining about their men! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,865 Member
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      *relinquishes ashes*

      It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

      make a good samich and hand him a beer.. oh and give up the sex every night.... that's how! :bigsmile:
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