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    • Posts: 510 Member
      "Hi there! Could you tell me the time, or shall I f*<k off now?"

      - Overheard in the Dubai Airport
    • Posts: 1,700
      “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
    • Posts: 275 Member
      In the best Mario voice:

      "Baby, are you a magic leaf? Cause you give my heart a tail to fly."
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      Girl , if you were words on paper you'd be fine print
    • Posts: 510 Member
      I have a funny one
      "You must have fallen from heaven, that's how you messed up your face" Weird Al's Wanna Be Your Lover

      I used to hear
      "are you single, yet?"
    • Posts: 189 Member
      I never had a corny pick up line used on me but this exact conversation has happened multiple times:

      Tall Black Guy: Hey, can I holla at you?

      Me: (reluctantly) Sure...

      Tall Black Guy: What's your name?

      Me: Viola.

      Tall Black Guy: Can I have you're number?

      Mighty confident to ask for the digits after asking only two questions.
      Sometimes they have the common sense to ask if I have a boyfriend and for some reason I always tell the truth and say no.

      I need to learn to lie.

      I've had guys ask me if I was taken when I clearly have a wedding ring on, when I say "yeah I am married" they almost always reply with "He ain't gotta know" :noway: I think it was job (I worked at a hotel)
    • Posts: 112
      If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
    • Posts: 1,700
      Hey baby, got any cavities?
    • Posts: 3,749 Member
      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

      OMG I love this one.
    • Posts: 57 Member
      This one has been used on me. "Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them."


      Or "Are you a speeding ticket? Cause damn girl you have fine written all over you."

      or " If you were a trans-former you would be Optimus-FINE!"
    • Posts: 243 Member
      "Babe, you got some Irish in u ? No? u want some ??"
      :huh: :huh:
    • Posts: 966 Member
      Worst one I've heard:

      I was in a bar with my friend watching UFC. I'm pretty modest, so I was kind of pulling my sweater around to cover my boobs when a black dude walks up to me (you'll see why it's important to know he was black in a minute), grabs my fat sides and says "Why you covering that *kitten* up? Quit covering that! There's a bunch of n*ggers in here that want to *kitten* the *kitten* out of you." As lovely and heart warming as that was, my response was "Get your f*cking hands off me! You're grabbing my fat rolls!" A few months later she and I were there again, sitting at the bar, and the guys at a table behind us got our attention and asked us if we wanted some of their chicken wings. As heavenly as it sounded to eat off random dudes plates, we politely declined the offer.
    • Posts: 243 Member
      Worst one I've heard:

      I was in a bar with my friend watching UFC. I'm pretty modest, so I was kind of pulling my sweater around to cover my boobs when a black dude walks up to me (you'll see why it's important to know he was black in a minute), grabs my fat sides and says "Why you covering that *kitten* up? Quit covering that! There's a bunch of n*ggers in here that want to *kitten* the *kitten* out of you." As lovely and heart warming as that was, my response was "Get your f*cking hands off me! You're grabbing my fat rolls!" A few months later she and I were there again, sitting at the bar, and the guys at a table behind us got our attention and asked us if we wanted some of their chicken wings. As heavenly as it sounded to eat off random dudes plates, we politely declined the offer.

      it is kinda cute in a creepy way lol
    • Posts: 1,700
      Hi, who's your friend?
    • Posts: 1,134 Member
      I used to always get "haven't we met before?"


      I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
    • Posts: 18
      Thinking of getting back into the dating scene again since my husband died a year ago. Thanks for all the lame but funny lines I need to watch out for.
    • Posts: 966 Member
      "Babe, you got some Irish in u ? No? u want some ??"
      :huh: :huh:

      A guy at one of our stores called one day and we were talking about football and Mexican food. He asked me if I have Mexican in me, I said "No, but I did in High School." He had to hang up and call back when he recovered from being in shock.
    • Posts: 1,700
      Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
    • Posts: 171 Member
      Urgh.
      As a red head, the worst usually involve comments about my hair colour.

      And y'all know which ones I'm talkin' about.
    • Posts: 441 Member
      "Your body's name must be VISA cause it's everywhere I wanna be"

      "I am new in town, can I get directions to your house"

      "**** me if I am wrong but is your name Yolanda"

      "Do you have a quarter cause my mom said to call home when I met the girl of my dreams"
    • Posts: 966 Member
      can I rub your head?

      Sorry about that. I had a little too much to drink that night.
    • Posts: 966 Member
      Wolfeman49 Gained back 21 pounds! So, I went from 213 lbs to 176 lbs from April to mid-June 2011. It is a year later and I am back to 197. Cloths not fitting again and I'm uncomfortable just sitting down or driving. I'm back on it! Since I hate dieting I will do it one more time but this time I will change my habbits. It will stick this time. That's a promise.

      You definitely win bad pickup line award!
    • Posts: 780 Member
      Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

      Bahahaha!
    • Posts: 441 Member
      hahahahaha I have 2 more I couldn't resist lol

      The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word

      Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
    • Posts: 966 Member
      Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants. <-- I actually had a guy say that to me once with a straight face

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,700
      Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
    • Posts: 311 Member
      Being the goof I am, I prefer to awkwardly mix up the classics:
      "Girl, was your daddy a thief? 'Cuz somebody stole my damn car stereo! Oh, and you have pretty eyes."
    • Posts: 476 Member
      I actually think I saw this one posted here in a funny pictures thread...

      "You remind me of my big toe... 'cause I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
    • Posts: 1,700
      Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
    • Posts: 243 Member
      I actually think I saw this one posted here in a funny pictures thread...

      "You remind me of my big toe... 'cause I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."


      lolo very good
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