How to flirt

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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    The best flirts can make a person think you are both amazing at the same time.
  • Marper8521
    Marper8521 Posts: 158 Member
    I love how flirting automatically just jumps right to sex with so many people.

    And there is something wrong with that ???
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
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    Haha, I cruise life waiting for this to happen.

    Uh, that didn't work for me last Saturday... :( LOL!

    You were entirely too far away for me to notice.

    Oh...noted ;)

    Just have to flirt a little closer next time. :)
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    This works at the grocery store.....sometimes.

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  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    Haha, I cruise life waiting for this to happen.

    Uh, that didn't work for me last Saturday... :( LOL!

    You were entirely too far away for me to notice.

    Oh...noted ;)

    Just have to flirt a little closer next time. :)

    well there's that, or we could just meet in Vegas.... :flowerforyou:

    (I think I'm doing it right!)
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member

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    OMG this one had me in tears!!!
  • lissymae11
    lissymae11 Posts: 71
    Smile a lot, laugh at his jokes (even if they aren't funny lol). Touch him if possible (like just put your hand on his shoulder, or pat his arm briefly while talking). Some people say even little thinks like crossing your legs towards him, rather than away from him can make you seem more interested. Also, people generally like to talk about themselves, so if an opportunity opens, talk about him and things that are interesting to him.
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    last time I flirted? It was kind of a 3rd party flirt. asked the guy if my girlfriends and I could share his table (there were no free tables and the band was HOT). None of us were interested in him, but by the evening we joined with the gals next to us and he ended up with 2 phone numbers. It worked for us.
  • CorrieV1976
    CorrieV1976 Posts: 320 Member
    http://www.wikihow.com/Bend-and-Snap

    LOL
  • lissymae11
    lissymae11 Posts: 71
    I like what someone said about how a great flirt makes you both feel amazing.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    <snip...>
    Haha, I cruise life waiting for this to happen.

    Uh, that didn't work for me last Saturday... :( LOL!

    You were entirely too far away for me to notice.

    Oh...noted ;)

    Just have to flirt a little closer next time. :)

    well there's that, or we could just meet in Vegas.... :flowerforyou:

    (I think I'm doing it right!)

    I think we're setting an excellent example. :D
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
    If I was single and went to a club, I would pull out my cool dance moves, like the robot and the moon walk! Those were cool in the 80s, I am sure they are still a hit!

    HAHAHA, I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    go up to a guy and say "are you gonna just stand there or are you going to buy me a drink?"

    but i agree with the eyes thing.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    If I was single and went to a club, I would pull out my cool dance moves, like the robot and the moon walk! Those were cool in the 80s, I am sure they are still a hit!

    HAHAHA, I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

    don't forget to do the worm
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Hey, you know what if feels like when you have to pee? Can you feel this and tell me if I have to?
  • Meghan0116
    Meghan0116 Posts: 1,268 Member
    Just look across the room and smile at him a couple of times and he will see you looking. The eyes do it...

    Why didn't you share this information before when you were reading about my bad dates. ;)
  • Candi8099
    Candi8099 Posts: 178 Member
    I love how flirting automatically just jumps right to sex with so many people.

    And there is something wrong with that ???

    UMMMM I'M GONNA GO WITH.....NO :devil:
  • supermom2002
    supermom2002 Posts: 180 Member
    poor thing. some of these answers are hilarious.

    Just be yourself. Start up a conversation. If a guy says hi or smiles don't be affraid to smile back. Unless he's the weird creepy fat dude in the bar. Don't talk to him.

    The girls that are overly fake, plastic, oooh look at me...don't do that. Men who are attracted to those just want to get laid. And they don't care who it's with.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Don't have any. Never have. Luckily, I'll never have to.
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Good flirts don't need lines

    And he would know.. lol. :tongue:

    Thanks love :wink:
  • TinkrBelz
    TinkrBelz Posts: 866 Member
    If I was single and went to a club, I would pull out my cool dance moves, like the robot and the moon walk! Those were cool in the 80s, I am sure they are still a hit!

    HAHAHA, I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

    don't forget to do the worm

    I forgot about the worm!! Yes, I would do the robot, moonwalk, and the worm. I am sure all the men will notice!!! :love:
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    About the "just smile" thing ... I recently had two male friends tell me to do this because it allegedly tells men that you are open to being approached. So yesterday, I saw two cute guys. Both made eye contact with me multiple times from a short distance. I smiled at both of them, and they both quickly looked away. One guy looked like he wanted to say something to me because he kind of gave me a half smile before he looked away. And then nothing. This advice is a fail, so far.

    MFP's very own Binary Jester told me once, when I was getting mixed signals from a guy, to walk up to him, grab him by the balls, and say "You. Me. Dinner later this week." I'm growing more tempted to try this method.
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    Look him in the eye, don't blink, flick your hair and touch his forearm & smirk.
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    "Hey. Wanna have sex tonight?"
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    "Hey. Wanna have sex tonight?"

    Straight forward works!
  • Candi8099
    Candi8099 Posts: 178 Member
    MFP's very own Binary Jester told me once, when I was getting mixed signals from a guy, to walk up to him, grab him by the balls, and say "You. Me. Dinner later this week." I'm growing more tempted to try this method.

    ^AWESOME^ I would :tongue:

    My fiance' and I have been together just 3 years as of this month and just got engaged this month as well.

    OUR FLIRT LOWDOWN:

    (complete strangers mind you)

    ME: (I walked up to him & his buddy) "We need to take a picture."
    HIM: "Okay?" (snapped a pic)
    HIM: "Now you owe me a dance"
    ME: "Sure, slow dance or naked dance?"
    HIM: "BOTH" :love:

    We've been inseparable ever since!

    In all seriousness - Just be yourself :) I liked one of the suggestions with having a few questions in mind (making great conversation), smile, and have great eye contact etc. :) GOOD LUCK!!
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
    Do you like Pokémon Baby?

    Let me get a Pikachu.


    hahahaha

    I found these on a website :smooched:

    Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

    Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

    You're so amazing that you made me forget my pickup line.

    There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • dynamojones
    dynamojones Posts: 52
    "Hey. Wanna have sex tonight?"

    Straight forward works!

    True! True!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    "Nice to meat you"



    Misspelling intentional.
  • pantsdailyon
    pantsdailyon Posts: 173 Member
    Hey, you know what if feels like when you have to pee? Can you feel this and tell me if I have to?

    Some of the other lines I've seen here have made me smile. This is the only one to make me laugh out loud.

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