MFP POLICE!!!!

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  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    I have another question! Yesterday was supposed to be my rest day, and I went to the gym anyway. I think I'm addicted. Should I seek professional help?

    Please tell me there is a real post asking that!!! HAHAHAHA :tongue:
  • trinitrate
    trinitrate Posts: 219 Member
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    I have another question! Yesterday was supposed to be my rest day, and I went to the gym anyway. I think I'm addicted. Should I seek professional help?

    Your obviously having a psycological issue with eating and exercise. You should seek professional help immediately. But since I know you won't, let me tell you what your problems are:

    1) Seen too many before and after photos on this site and are jealous
    2) Don't realize that you're going to go into starvation mode TODAY because you refuse to take a day off. I bet you didn't eat all of your calories yesterday either did you?!
    3) You think that exercise has something to do with weight loss. Its just calories in vs. calories out.

    Please don't bother questioning anything I've said. I've been an MFP member for at least a few months. I know everything possible about fitness even though I've never had a healthy BMI in my entire life.
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
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    They need to chill. Life is too short.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    Scuse me, is S.E.X exercise?
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
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    Scuse me, is S.E.X exercise?

    it's BMR if you just lie there
  • dme1977
    dme1977 Posts: 537 Member
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    Scuse me, is S.E.X exercise?

    for zum it mozt definetely IZ!!! i guezz it dependz on if you juzt lay there or not.... :noway: :bigsmile: :laugh:

    {dang it we pozted at the zame time}
  • samhelen
    samhelen Posts: 98
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    Let me know where to turn in my badge....

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    You can take it back to wherever you got the extra dot for your ellipsis.





    Was that going too far? :drinker:

    No my friend, that was stroke of brilliance.
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
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    My last boyfriend managed 20 seconds of HIT
  • Mitodoteira
    Mitodoteira Posts: 15
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    Wait a minute... ...police of *what*?
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    I have another question! Yesterday was supposed to be my rest day, and I went to the gym anyway. I think I'm addicted. Should I seek professional help?

    Please tell me there is a real post asking that!!! HAHAHAHA :tongue:

    I can't believe this is still strong....by the way, my thread is still winning.
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    I have another question! Yesterday was supposed to be my rest day, and I went to the gym anyway. I think I'm addicted. Should I seek professional help?

    Please tell me there is a real post asking that!!! HAHAHAHA :tongue:

    I can't believe this is still strong....by the way, my thread is still winning.
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    Lmao!!! Yes but I think you started yours before mine :tongue:
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    My last boyfriend managed 20 seconds of HIT

    You should have capitalized LAST
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Any mfp police abusing their authority tonight? Who do we need to go all vigilante on?
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    Any mfp police abusing their authority tonight? Who do we need to go all vigilante on?


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  • clover5
    clover5 Posts: 1,643 Member
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    Any mfp police abusing their authority tonight? Who do we need to go all vigilante on?

    MFP should be capitalized.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Any mfp police abusing their authority tonight? Who do we need to go all vigilante on?

    MFP should be capitalized.

    :grumble: capitalize you...
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    Any mfp police abusing their authority tonight? Who do we need to go all vigilante on?


    entrapment-cops-demotivational-poster-1275502765.jpg

    Is this the picture of yourself you posted today?
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    Any mfp police abusing their authority tonight? Who do we need to go all vigilante on?


    entrapment-cops-demotivational-poster-1275502765.jpg

    Is this the picture of yourself you posted today?

    Don't be too judgmental woman...that's what perfection looks like after a long night of pimpin
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    Any mfp police abusing their authority tonight? Who do we need to go all vigilante on?


    entrapment-cops-demotivational-poster-1275502765.jpg

    Is this the picture of yourself you posted today?

    Don't be too judgmental woman...that's what perfection looks like after a long night of pimpin

    Lmao... he should of just stayed home then!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I have another question! Yesterday was supposed to be my rest day, and I went to the gym anyway. I think I'm addicted. Should I seek professional help?

    Please tell me there is a real post asking that!!! HAHAHAHA :tongue:

    I can't believe this is still strong....by the way, my thread is still winning.

    Of course it's strong! It lifts weights!

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